Nonsense, love, tell me.

What's the funniest thing in the world? Love, of course! Talk nonsense! I collected and sorted out the related nonsense love stories for everyone to enjoy and learn from!

Bullshit, love talk, choice

1. Are you tired? Tired is right. Comfort is for the dead.

2. Riding a wolf and herding sheep, singing folk songs and playing hooligans.

3. Hello, Aunt, I'm your son's boyfriend!

How time flies! It was dark as soon as I got up.

5. Want to learn from me, find some essence, and don't let me see through you at a glance.

6. The satyr should be early, and if he comes too late, his happiness will not be so good.

7. There is no end to happiness.

8. You laugh that I am different from you, and I laugh that you are all the same.

9. The past is unbearable, and the situation is not as good as before.

10. I want to buy an iPhone4. I don't know what brand is good.

1 1. There are too many cars and the road is indigestion.

12. Learning is endless, so I never graduated.

13. Don't talk with your lungs, it's all nonsense.

14. There is a kind of love called letting go. Please go when you let go.

15. The wife said: Honey, you are so manly! ? I asked:? What is that smell? She said:? Smelly feet and cigarettes?

16. My mother praised me for being virtuous and carefree.

17. Don't tell me to grow old together, I want my black hair to float forever.

18. mistress is nothing. At best, he is only one person.

19. Today is a white day? Is this the festival of White Snake and Xu Xian?

It seems that we are all at an awkward age, and our children call us uncles and aunts, but we are not convinced?

Nonsense, love, tell me.

1. Teacher: Why are there so many typos in your paper? Student: Because I use pinyin input method.

2.- You said you would wait for me, but you did it. You found a man to wait with.

You said you would love me all my life, but I forgot to ask you, this life or the next.

If one day, my signature is not updated frequently, it will prove that I am doing well.

I know you know shit like a farmer's uncle.

6. What are you pretending to be tender? Wrinkles on the face can kill flies.

7. You scold me because you don't know me. When you know me, you may pull out your knife to kill me!

8. Boss, a lottery ticket. The bet I want to win.

9. Thousands of Baidu people are looking for him. You can take two steps if you are not sick.

10. I won't let you see my sadness. I'm afraid you can't help laughing.

1 1. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and love is not enough!

12. Always in a daze, afraid of becoming a real idiot one day.

13. This is the whole character. Save some flowers, it is shameful to splurge.

14. I face the cruelty of the world with the joy of pulling eggs.

15. I long for freedom, but the human body doesn't know how to climb out of the dog hole!

16. If two heads are better than one, there are at least 400 million Zhuge Liang in China.

17. Put love at one end of the scale and life at the other.

18. Being lovelorn means that you plan to spend your life with others, and they won't give you this life.

19. There is an attitude called being a bitch, and there is a state called looking for trouble.

20. I remember a poet I used to like once wrote a stepfather who chased the sun. Since we can't catch up, we hit it.

2 1. Think of a thousand roads at night and get up in the morning and take the original road.

22. Those who are afraid of debt collection are heroes, and those who are afraid of debt are really poor.

23. It is said that a horse is a cloud, and a swift horse is a cloud in a cloud.

24. There is no man who is not a playboy, only a man who has no playboy ability.

25. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

26. If I were Tang Priest, would you arrest me with a demon? -Say Wukong before going to bed at night, and catch some goblins for the master to play with!

27. Men are like 1 yuan coins, with 1 in front and chrysanthemums behind.

28. I am willing to copy the happiness of others and not create my own sadness.

29. After watching your life, I finally found the courage to live.

30. As a pig, you can also have ideals, such as protecting the Buddhist scriptures of Tang Priest.

3 1. The function of the school is to do what you want, but it won't let you do it.

If you don't love me, I will drown you in my overwhelming thoughts.

33. Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.

This is the most painful time of the day. I feel like I'm dying ~

35. If you are right, don't be shameless; You can tell him you don't need a face at all.

36. Look at you like that. It's a good thing you're not a Tang priest, or you'll destroy all the goblins.

Too much sweet talk can lead to diabetes.

38. Look at you, so shameless and heartless, you must be very light.

When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

40. Just like you, I have watched it for too long and don't want to watch it again!

4 1. Vulnerabilities and patches Qi Fei, blue screen * * * crashes.

42. You love literature and art only when you sell yourself to watch a play.

43. I can't keep up with you. I think I'm lost.

44. Don't look at your lifelong regret, look at your lifelong regret.

45. If I leave you one day in a few years, will you look all over the world for me?

46.、? Take other people's road, leaving others with no way out.

47. You asked me if I had any religious beliefs, and I said, Does narcissism count?

48. Don't always say you are fine. Nothing is nothing.

49. The highest level of ignorance is two words: pretend to understand!

50. To be exact, I am not superstitious at all except believing in God!

5 1. Your love is like a vending machine. Anyone with money can do it.

52. We hope to fly in heaven. Two birds have a new wing. We hope to be a pig in the same circle.

53. The person you missed is no longer in the service area, please consider it later.

54. Asking about the world is confusing.

55. When one day, you find an irresistible feeling, maybe it's called love!

56. In today's society, no money and no status. For a happy life, you, me and him both sacrificed.

57. You said: How can you see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? But you are a storm!

It is said that the most beautiful scenery in the world is young and dangerous people squatting on the road.

59. The secret of popularity is to endure it when it is unbearable.

60. Reason is like a liar, and sensibility is like a neuropathy.

6 1. Get a zit when you are young, and get a pit when you grow up.

62. Two basic points in life: confusion and cleverness.

63. After meeting you, I realized that dinosaurs can actually reappear.

64. There are no Amis in the south, and many people say that you are destined for love.

65. If you want to marry a rich man, find someone to find Altman.

66. Some people make you feel bad, while others make you have a toothache.

67. If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

68. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always let others move around to help you tell me you're sorry.

69. I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least, if I feel uncomfortable, you will also hurt.

70. I want to write "I love you" all over the street in that turbulent era, so that people passing by can sigh. I won't be taken away by the police.