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What are the flags you have set up?

As a fat man weighing over 100 kilograms, I used to set a flag on the first of every month, telling me how many kilograms I must lose this month.

I stick to it for one or two days every month, and then eat delicious food on the third day. From then on, I forget about losing weight. Every time I lose weight, I fail. I am now a fat man weighing more than 100 kilograms. I am so happy.