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I want to praise lazy people. How to boast

1, people who quit are lazy.

2. Lazy people can't be journalists.

Lazy people always want to make a difference.

4. Lazy people can't enjoy rest.

5, fools don't work hard, lazy people look forward to the peak.

6, lazy cows have more urine, and lazy people have more urine tomorrow.

7. The strong don't live, and the lazy don't live.

8. It's easy for diligent people to climb mountains, but it's difficult for lazy people to move their fingers.

9. A lazy person can never find a job for him.

10, I'm lazy, I just want to be safe.

1 1, summer insects can't talk about ice, and lazy people can't talk about diligence.

12, the law of laziness: if you can't reach it, you don't need it.

Please be strict with me, I am a lazy person.

14, greedy family has no food, lazy family has no firewood.

15, feelings are too troublesome, not suitable for lazy people like me.

16, the lazy man has been like a basket case until he is cornered.

17, the rich and the poor are lazy, and the rich and the poor mix.

18, time is not a good thing, too much will breed lazy people.

19, Road: For lazy people, it is flat and rugged.

20. Mobile phones will also make a lazy person crazy on certain occasions!

2 1, I am a lazy person, too lazy to change my heart.

22. Lazy people always let yesterday spoil today and today spoil tomorrow.

The lazy man's work is always tomorrow, but his holiday is today.

The advantage of winter is that no one can see without underwear.

25. am I lazy Am I easy? Me? I don't even bother to blink when I see a beautiful woman!

26. I am a lazy person, but I can't stand mediocrity.

27. Night: Make excuses for lazy people to sleep, not hunting for wild animals.

28. Time is waiting for death for lazy people, and it is the continuation of life for diligent people.

29. I am a lazy person. Since I like you, I won't like others.

30. I am a lazy person, and I don't want to practice love over and over again, so I would rather lack it than abuse it.

3 1, good life is short, bad life is long, lazy life is good, virtuous life is smooth, and residual life is lifeless.

32. I seldom talk. No one will doubt me if I don't talk, because I have never brushed my teeth!

A lazy person must be a smart person, but a lazy person who knows what is not lazy is a smart person.

34. I like black! Black is more attractive, and the most important thing is that it has super hiding ability and is not afraid of dirt!

35. Lazy people's thoughts and personalities can't coexist, and everything that can be exchanged for money will be sold sooner or later.

36. Life is an endless factory, where there is no place for lazy people. Work! Create!

37. Love needs strength, and so does hate. Of course, a lazy person like me can only choose not to love or hate.

38. In the morning when every bird crows, the diligent people have got up helplessly, and the lazy people are still lying there quietly.

39, nothing is impossible, there is no way or impossible is often an excuse for mediocrity and laziness.

40. Opportunities are not reserved for fools and lazy people. All disappointments are culpable of punishment, and all successes are bittersweet.

4 1, I am a lazy person, but I have always liked you, and I will write your name from time to time, and I feel really bad.

42. On the day you left, the world was silent. The lazy man's life is over. In this section. Here we go again, in that part.

All people are kind except lazy people. If you don't want to kill yourself, you'd better find some jobs.

44. The logic of lazy people also has its reasonable side, and the logic of hard work must also have its absurd side.

45. Disaster is the eagle dog of death, welfare is the root of laziness, and force combined with corruption is the prelude to human destruction.

46. In the final analysis, it is the self-comfort of lazy people and the grandiose excuse of those who don't think twice.

47. Brothers are like brothers, and wives are like clothes! I haven't washed clothes for years. Who told me I was loyal and affectionate?

We are still young, aren't we? Fear of failure, fear of starting over, young people should have fighting spirit, muddling along is the patent of lazy people!

49. Don't say that you are lazier than me, and don't say that you are too lazy to compare with me. Stop! I don't even bother to think about this irresponsible temporary idea.

50, lazy people pee more! Lazy people argue! Boss, if you are tired of scolding, drink a glass of water before scolding yourself. Remember to take a breath and pay me.

5 1. If everyone knew how to live hard, I would be the worst one. I can't help sweating, but fortunately there are more lazy people now.

52. The thing in the world is this: I am looking for food, and you are eating food; You were sleeping while I was working. The magic weapon of lazy people: eat ready-made!

53. Listen, there is nothing impossible in this world. This is an excuse for lazy people and fools, and smart people don't care at all.

You must want to know why the Nordic people are willing to pay such a high tax. Secondly, you will wonder why the welfare system in northern Europe does not support lazy people.

55, smelly socks have their own, clothes wife wash! Don't show me how happy you are. It is not that I am too lazy to marry a wife, but that I am waiting for my wife to marry me.

56. I have read many novels, some of which are short and poor, some of which are complete sentences/stupidity, and none of which are lazy, except tragedy.

57. When you wake up every day, you will find a new self. You said you would work hard every day, but you didn't. So year after year, day after day, you will become a lazy person.

Yes, if I find someone on the edge, of course I will give him a push. I am a lazy person, but I can still do it.

59. There are many lazy people and countless slow people in the world, but the real idle people are rare treasures. His most striking feature is that he is always as busy as a bee.

60. When I was a child, I hated lazy people and despised them very much. When people reach middle age, they feel that it is an innate human right to live as they like as long as they do not harm others and as long as they do not violate laws and ethics.

6 1, there are no stupid people in the world, only lazy people. Everyone wants to be the protagonist in this life, but the world is fair to everyone. When everyone thinks so, only those who really do it will do it.

62. I am a lazy person, too lazy to argue about anything, but what I always have is mine, not mine, and I don't want it. Everything, I was lucky, but my life was lost. There's nothing to worry about. Take it easy.