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Classic talk: in addition to age, there are acting skills.

1. Only in those days of a month did I feel like a pure pussy.

It's better to think a thousand times than to do it once. A gorgeous autumn is better than meaningless wandering.

If you really want to go, please turn into a ball as soon as possible.

Those past is a stubborn stone at my feet when I rush to the future, which makes me sad, but I can't bear to throw it away.

5. Is there a moment when you suddenly find yourself changed so much that you don't even know yourself?

6. You must remember these two points in your life: don't make a decision when you are angry, and don't make a promise when you are happy.

7. Girls who take the initiative for love are always said to be cheeky bitches, while boys who take the initiative for love are always said to be dedicated and brave male gods. This is the difference between men and women.

8. If you know my stubborn personality, you can certainly understand the subtext behind my duplicity.

9. You look like a person. Your next boyfriend? Uncle who sells cakes downstairs.

10. Sometimes, your casual smile warms me.

1 1. For a person, you may get a lifelong confidant or a lifelong lesson.

12. Jealousy itself is a kind of jealousy, and slander itself is a kind of hope. Therefore, you should be happy that someone is jealous and someone slanders you.

13. Get up should be: wake up naturally, feel around with your eyes closed, or sing birds on sunny days, or hit the window eaves on cloudy days with cold rain. Take a nap if you are still sleepy, or you can think about something. Twist a few brand-new sleeping positions, stretch, yawn, watch your mobile phone and listen to music, or talk and laugh with people at the bedside and get out of bed happily. Instead of: before dawn, the alarm clock rang, you jumped out of bed in a panic, your body was fast, and your soul was lying there unprepared. It's called playing dead!

14. One day, the crow's mother was ill and the little crow was very sad. She cried and said to her mother, mom, mom, don't die. But mother crow is still dead. Mother crow said to the little crow before she died: Son, if you were not a crow's mouth, mother would not die.

15. In addition to age, there are acting skills.

16. Nowadays, more and more boys are younger, whiter and thinner than girls, and they also compete with girls for boyfriends.

17. When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. It's really mean to think about it now.

18. I am a friend of mine, a classmate of mine, and other children are called the Four Gods.

19. The more arrogant people are, the calmer they are, and the more rubbish they are, the more forced they are.

20. If one day I hug you emotionally, will you immediately push me away or will you hug me more tightly?

2 1. Anyway, love is crowded while walking.

22. If the country scores your looks, you can have a minimum living standard.

23. You reply well, and I will continue to find the topic. I replied well, but I can't see your message. This is the difference between loving and being loved.

24. Smile while you still have teeth.

You always complain that you don't have a talented father, and one day your son will complain about your incompetence just like you.

26. After all, there are so many beautiful things in life that there is no future.

27. Too much salt will make you salty, and too much talk will make you too tired.

28. Without a mistress, who will identify your nonsense love?

Make more sentences every day.

Make more sentences every day.

More and more of our light industrial products sell well at home and abroad.

The company's orders are increasing day by day, and the employees are very busy.

3. Over time; Their feelings are growing day by day.

I have been away for a long time and miss you more and more.

She is alive and kicking all day, and her strength is increasing day by day.

I miss my friends more and more after they left.

With the deepening of understanding, their feelings are growing day by day.

With the development of economy, the national strength of this country is increasing day by day.

9. Affected people are afraid of these diseases, and the demand for treatment is increasing day by day.

10, I miss you more and more, and I am eager to see you.

1 1. Although people's trust in him is increasing day by day, this soap bubble will burst sooner or later.

12, there is still a week before the college entrance examination, and my anxiety is increasing day by day.

13. Since China's table tennis team became famous in the world, more and more people in China love table tennis.

14. The goods in this store are genuine and the service attitude is good, so it attracts a large number of customers and its profits are increasing day by day.

15. Nowadays, cars are used more and more widely, and people are more and more dependent on cars.

16, the electronic industry in China is developing day by day.

17. As for why the number of children with autism is increasing day by day, it is still a mystery.

18, my imagination of the future is increasing day by day, because my future is not only full of challenges, but also full of light.

More and more famous sayings

"I can't deceive myself. I know what my future fate will be like: increasingly isolated from people, inner disappointment, lasting regret, sad old age, slow distress, and dying in the desert. " As time goes by, Amir grows up slowly, and the challenges she faces are increasing day by day. Some people choose to escape, while others choose to fight. We don't know who will win in the end, so what I care about now is how to survive. I know that when things get difficult, they get easier. I will live bravely. I know my persistence will eventually make me. . . . . .

After Pandora stole skyfire, Zeus's hostility to human beings increased day by day. One day, he asked his son hephaestus to make a beautiful woman out of clay and asked the gods to give her different gifts.

Among them, Athena decorated it with gorgeous clothes, and Hermes gave it the ability to lie. The first woman in the world was a charming girl, because she got a gift that was harmful to men from every god, so Zeus called her pander. -the so-called acacia in ancient Greek mythology.

However, where no one is there, the thunder on the red light street is getting louder and louder. As time goes on, the armed forces will decrease day by day. That's not submission, it's not flattery, it's growing love and favor. ~ Day 17

I know I want to go on, and I also know that the fear of moving forward will increase day by day. -Dunzhe Ling's "Hope to Continue Tomorrow"

I miss you more and more.

1 rose stands for-you are the only one in my heart!

Two roses represent-there are only two of us in this world! Three roses stand for-I love you, I love you! Four roses stand for-till death do us part! Five roses represent-sincere thanks! Six roses represent mutual respect, love and understanding! Seven roses represent-I have a crush on you! On behalf of 8 roses-thank you for your concern, support and encouragement! Nine roses represent eternity! 10 rose stands for perfection! 1 1 rose stands for-I only care about you the most! 12 rose stands for-my love for you is growing day by day! 13 rose stands for-friendship lasts forever! 14 roses represent pride! 15 rose stands for-I feel sorry for you! 16 roses represent an ancient nation, so they are affectionate and full of gossip, foul language, anecdotes, strange remarks, alert curses and sad and humorous quatrains. The consumption of tea, tobacco and wine is increasing day by day ...-Mu Xin's reaction to Colombia.

Losing self-esteem may not be very painful at that time, but the most painful thing is to be accompanied by more and more regrets.

People should be thick-skinned when they are alive. If they make a mistake and laugh it off, what is there to be afraid of?

When you are interested in this world, your growth will increase day by day. The so-called birthmark essentially brings us a kind of cultural information. What is the main bearing mode of secular popular culture? So I designed words and phrases. There is no need to question the main content of the text. There must be something precious among the people. Who has the supreme courage to write directly about men and women, and can't pollute my pen? Therefore, there must be several elegant and popular media that can be reluctantly accepted. Whoever solves the shipwreck will see the birthmark! Like it or not, the birthmark must act as its horn cesium.

In this book, birthmark will have another name, and its importance is increasing day by day. -Who understands the shipwreck "The water on the moon is not warm"? The biggest win for a person is that he is willing to "lose" for the person he loves. That kind of happiness is the most lasting, and it belongs to daily growing.

When we feel threatened for the first time, we all know how to retreat into the heavy armor, but the danger doesn't come, so we always inevitably relax our vigilance, open a gap, show one eye, have limited activities in the area where we feel safe, and finally take a walk in the sun.

Our resistance can't last long, but luck is increasing day by day, which is why everyone says that disaster comes suddenly. Obviously, there is a warning. Obviously, those dark forces have been quietly infiltrating in daily life. What is terrible is not ghosts, but when you are unconscious, the safest and most trusted people around you become ghosts. -"Genius is on the left, madman is on the right" 7. The difference between flirting and emotional appeal lies in whether you are willing to spend money or not.

8. Blind date is a small probability event of meeting love. 9, life is like a play, increasing day by day, in addition to age, there are acting skills. Chapter 3: Husband, how dare you be coquettish again? 10, behind every failed man, there is an eventful woman. 1 1. Like Conan, my life is full of anxiety every time you appear. 12, the impermanence of life lies in those unpredictable encounters and separations. 13. The ex-husband is a ridiculous creature. Chapter IV: Sequela of abuse 14. The wind blows the flag, the wind doesn't move, the flag doesn't move, it just moves the heart. 15. According to the theory that "three people must have a teacher", San Xiao exists to promote the development of education. Love wants a better life.

Hugs, kisses and deep love last a long time. You said we should be happy and grow old together. I clearly remember and miss my dear. You told me I should get better, and I told you to get better. You should know that I will always be there, and my love will never leave. I will wander once. Maybe the word will pop up. I remember, but dear, my love for you can't be shaken after all. My love for you will only grow with each passing day. A smart woman will charm a man effortlessly, but she won't put all her thoughts on him. The face will grow old with the years, but the wisdom will increase day by day. To be a young person forever, you must always keep a smart heart. A woman as clever as a stream will never get tired of her.

I don't know how to do it. I am struggling whether to disturb the most familiar stranger. I'm afraid she'll ignore herself or be unaccustomed to talking to her. Those potential minds control themselves, but they want to talk to her for a while. That desire grows in disappointment, and reality and reason can only silently bless those who have appeared in life.

In the emotional world, I lost to myself, because I failed to restrain my personality and change my habits. Regret is useless, and the pain is increasing day by day. All efforts are just your own selfish dreams. You woke up and left. All I try to get is my loneliness, separation, heartbreak, separation and confusion.

You have been to many places, met different people, left the city, and cut off all contact with relevant circles. I am like a foolish old man, and you are the mountain in my heart. I want you to move, but you don't move. If the mountains don't increase, why bother? And you, increasing day by day. -Bai Jinhu "Be the rest of my life"

10 rose means: perfect! Sending 10 red roses is to send blessings and convey perfect love, an ideal and a wish.

1 1 Rose means: I only care about you the most! 1 1 white rose, I will protect your beauty and pay only for you all my life. 12 roses mean: I love you more and more! . Red rose stands for "passionate love", pink rose stands for "eternal love", white rose stands for "pure love" and yellow rose stands for "faded love". 13 rose stands for: friendship lasts forever! If you receive 13 roses from the opposite sex, it means that what he or she wants to tell you is that our friendship will last forever! 14 rose stands for: pride! If someone sends 14 roses, it means that you are my pride. Sending a girlfriend means that you are my pride and my goddess; Send your mother to show that you are proud of me. I am proud of you. If a family lives, accommodates and accommodates, there will be peace. Those who are willing to lose are not bad at eloquence, only knowing that one of the two people must "lose" in order to win. The most beautiful love is not romance, but the mutual tolerance between adversity and * * *. Be good to yourself when you are alone; When two people are together, be kind to each other; When you are alone, you should be able to deceive yourself; When you are alone, you should be willing to cheat each other; Forgive yourself when you are alone. When you are alone, forgive each other. A person's greatest win is that he is willing to "lose" for the person he loves. That kind of happiness is the most lasting, and it belongs to daily growing. Home is the warmest place, because there are people who love themselves the most, and there are people who love themselves the most.

It's like a house burned down for a long time, and you look at the wreckage and dust in despair. You know this is your home, but you can't go back. In your heart, you still remember all the memories brought by the house for so many years, and you will often recall that the house that used to make you warm and comfortable is getting colder and quieter. Time tells you the answer, a little polishing the original vision and persistence. Even if you are determined to burn down the house you have lived in for many years, that long old time is still like a edited video, which is played back and forth in your mind when you are quiet. It was not until the empty space full of debris and dust was rebuilt and moved into someone else's place that you finally realized that if you left a place, the scenery there would no longer belong to you. If you miss someone, that person has nothing to do with you. Those same memories live in your heart, and you can't take them away or go back to the past.

I think about you every day except my age.

I am a physicist, not a historian, but my interest in the history of science has been increasing over the years. The development of the history of science can be said to be a special story and one of the most interesting stories in human history. For a scientist like me, this story is also closely related to us. Understanding the past can help and stimulate today's research, and knowledge of the history of science can also help stimulate scientists' current work. I hope our research can contribute to the great historical tradition of natural science, no matter how insignificant this contribution is. -Steven Weinberg's answer to the world.

People have to be thick-skinned when they are alive. This is embarrassing, and that is embarrassing. Then how can you be embarrassed to live? What's there to be afraid of if you make a mistake and laugh it off? When you are interested in this world, your growth will increase day by day.

What kind of missing will increase day by day?

What kind of memories will last longer and deeper? The affection of friends will never be forgotten. Can I know you forever in this life and the afterlife? When they found that more than half of the criminal cases were committed by foreigners, some industries were monopolized by foreigners, and they had to suffer unemployment, poor service and even fraud, their anger grew day by day.

The strategies of farmers and urbanites complement each other and have their own advantages. You know, farmers lack the common sense to build several floors for free, and city people also lack the common sense to find out the pesticides and fruits of water-injected meat. Do people in the city know? More and more farmers leave real vegetables in their private plots and eat them by themselves. Instead, they send beautiful plastic vegetables from the fields to the farmers' market in the city for everyone to eat. -Lu Youqing's "Message of Life" supercomputer not only connects tens of thousands of processors in parallel, but also considers efficiency. How to give full play to their performance is a very difficult technical problem. The performance of supercomputers has been greatly improved. Now it's petaflops, and the next level is trillions. At present, the United States has set a new goal, which is to break through this speed. The fierce competition and rapid development of supercomputers are closely related to their usefulness. With the development of society, human beings are increasingly eager for computing power. In the fields of oil exploration data processing, biomedical research, aerospace equipment development, resource exploration and satellite remote sensing data processing, financial engineering data analysis, weather forecast, new material development and design, basic scientific theory calculation, etc., the powerful computing power of supercomputers is needed to solve some difficult problems.

Old,

That's just an idea and a theory. When you get old, you don't necessarily lose your vitality, nor do you necessarily get old. Our obstacles are increasing day by day. Materials are crushed and rotted. The future is your expectation, nothing. It is equivalent to nothingness with everything in the past. Those who truly pursue eternity will never stop changing, nor will they experience constant boredom. -satyr "Republic" WeChat talks about mood sentences: The sense of security comes from the fact that the mobile phone is fully charged and the balance is increasing.

1. I am too proud to say that I am not doing well.

2. This is the world. Some people chase you desperately but can't get you. Some people just smile at you and let you roll around and climb away.

3. The sense of security comes from the fact that the mobile phone is fully charged and the balance is increasing.

4. It only takes a moment. Time is too precious to be wasted on sadness.

People like me who eat soft and don't eat hard naturally need to be pampered. If you yell at me, I will yell back fiercely, but if you mainly treat me, I will become very good and rely on you like a cat.

You must have stood in the cold wind for a long time before you decided to give up on someone.

7. I didn't meet you in the best years, but it was because I met you that I had these years.

8. The money in the pocket is the most affectionate and ungrateful, and the fat on the body is the most persistent.

9. When I miss someone, I will suddenly change from a strong giant to a weak child. Perhaps love is not nostalgia, not enthusiasm, but years, and years have become a part of life.

10. There is a penetrating sentence in the inverse proportional function that the X axis and the Y axis are infinitely close, but they cannot intersect.

1 1. I believe in love, but I don't believe it will happen to me.

12. Love is two interesting souls evenly matched. Instead of one side compromising, the other side is unscrupulous.

13. You are a free wind and can't imprison you, but I want to pick you up.

14. Don't chase a horse, use the time of chasing a horse to plant grass. There will be lots of good horses in the spring next year, so you can choose.

15. Some people say that what two people miss each other is love. Call it a bitch if you think about it yourself.

16. I visit my body three times a day: what to do, what to die, what to pretend.

17. Life is too hard. I hope someone can break in and stir this stagnant water every day.

18. Because you are too enthusiastic, you always feel that others are too indifferent to you; Because you love someone too much, you don't love you because you think others ignore you. Pay more attention to yourself, and you will reduce a lot of melodramatic emotions.