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A funny tone phrase that can't stand harm.

If there is a next life, I want to be your heart, at least if I don't jump, you will die.

I dream, think and dream that one day you will label me. "

Look at me and say I don't love you, but you pretend it doesn't matter.

The RMB is not clean, so everyone wants to go for a ride. ...

I woke up in the morning and found an earphone around my neck, almost strangling myself! ! !

You led me through the winding alley, where the wind blew, and now you are not with me.

It is much more difficult to sharpen the heart than to decorate the appearance, just like the difference between crystal and glass.

Get the report card! Only sing' I can't afford to hurt' to my parents.

Learn math for one more year, and live ten years less.

The less people wear, the less air resistance, and the greater motivation for me! From this, it can be deduced that resistance is proportional to power, which is named Deza's first law!

Why do you sleep for a long time when you are alive? You will fall asleep after death.

Don't let your boyfriend be a beauty! Red is yellow!

Don't make your girlfriend depressed! Blue is blue, you are green!

A ship is repaired for a hundred years, and bunk beds are repaired for a thousand years.

It's over. It's over. You ignored me, too. Ouch. I am a dog,

I heard that universities don't fall in love, so they can only wait for blind date after work, then watch movies and get married after dinner. . . .

There used to be a hide-and-seek company, but the boss hasn't found it yet.

It's not terrible to cheat, but it's terrible to be hit when you cheat.

Don't talk to me about money, it hurts your feelings! Don't talk to me about feelings, it hurts money the most!

In fact, please, all the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business"

Life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard and all you get is a fart.

I want happiness, I want the village chief, and I want to go home.

Video is not your TV, it will appear at the press of a button.

I killed Baidu yesterday. Before he died, he asked me why I killed him. I just sneer: you know too much.

The only thing a good boy and a bad boy have in common is that they are all children.

Near the end of the term, don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.

Friends get drunk and buy mobile phone shanzhai! Buy another warm one. Finally, there is no living expenses.

We are lovers who really love each other and enemies who hurt each other.

I can't help it if you laugh at me. I love her, and I can't help it.

I can't stand being hurt. Let's start with the phrase Daquan 202 1

1. On both sides of time, there are stories of waiting in obscurity, as well as stories of writing with a pen. Years are like songs, dreaming of this wandering time. In the background of drifting away, I can't see it anymore. Our January, with budding thoughts at this time, is full of sadness, and the comings and goings in life are silent memories of yesterday. Life is destined to be a scar full of traces.

2, we have been looking for happiness, but gradually found that happiness is getting farther and farther away from us, love is not as happy as imagined, and friends are not as sincere as imagined, so we are miserable, complaining and unhappy. After a long silence, I suddenly realized that if you simply look at everything, believe in the love of your lover and the true feelings of your friends, think positively when things are not going well, be honest with others, and don't expect anything, you won't be upset naturally. In fact, happiness is in your heart.

Once, for a short time, we thought we loved that person deeply. Later, we learned that it was not love, but a lie told by loneliness. The person you think you can't lose is not. You cry, another person makes you laugh, your heart breaks, and then you find that the person who doesn't love you is not worth your sadness at all.

True love needs to wait, but waiting too long is a kind of destruction to love. Long life, the world of mortals, flowers are similar year after year, people are different year after year. If you can't wait in this life, don't look forward to the next life. As soon as Naihe Bridge crossed, he became a stranger again. Therefore, cherish meeting, cherish love, cherish possession and cherish people around you. After all, no one can stand the change of time, and no one can wait until the afterlife to love.

At that moment, you finally found that the person you love deeply had disappeared in this world as early as the day of farewell. Love and yearning in my heart are just memories. I think, some things can be forgotten, some things can be remembered, some things can be willingly, and some things are powerless. I love you, and this is my disaster.

6. Some people are destined to be passers-by in life; Some things often make us very helpless. In fact, it is better to face it frankly than to cry; Then don't wait for the wrong person, and don't be heartbroken. Loneliness is not necessarily unhappy; Get, not necessarily for a long time; Lose, not necessarily no longer have. When you love, set him free; When you don't love, let love be free. Maybe if you look down, the damage will be less!

7. When you love someone, but you can't have him, you are faced with a choice: give up or continue. Many people, including you, said: Give up and stop wasting your youth. But, I know, I really can't let go. If I could put it down, I would have put it down long ago, and I wouldn't be in this position now. Therefore, when the night comes, I can only miss one person alone.

8. I am never afraid that my life will suddenly stop, because even if the world is stagnant with you, I will not cry. I believe that the stagnant smile is also full of happiness. I am deeply afraid that one day I will lose you, no matter the front or the end of my life, there is no breath of you. I struggled desperately to find it, and finally I was lonely, so I lost it silently, and life will never have the slightest meaning.

9, silk, winding, ups and downs. It's better not to see each other, and it's harder to leave. You should know how to beat loneliness and cherish flowers. Since autumn, my heart ached, even though I was speechless. Cross-strait, multi-meaning, cuckoo sound bitter. Tears ran out in the pavilion, and I watched the sunset. Banana meets drizzle again, duckweed meets duckweed, and it is sour and clear. More of a sigh, how many things went wrong and failed!

10, the person you once loved, you will occasionally think of it. You will occasionally suffer from insomnia, occasionally look out of the window and occasionally hear familiar songs. There will always be some people and things reappearing in my mind. But that's all. You will wake up in an instant, or heart failure, or feel sad. Because every time I think about it, I will make you understand that everything is irreversible. The so-called memory is just to miss myself once again.

1 1, some love, the more you want to pull away, the clearer it is. Some people, the more they want to care, the more perfunctory they are. I care blindly, but you ignore me so ridiculously. I poured out my heart to you and tore my heart out for you, but you watched me cry alone instead of comforting me. Be forgotten in the unknown corner, comfort yourself. I can only use my strength to erect a wall to surround the sadness you gave me.

12, I thought I was not intoxicated with the prosperity of the world, nor was I sad for the bleak. If you are haggard, it must be vermilion tears. I am in the depths of the world of mortals, looking back more than 300 times, I still can't smell the rouge. Looking for a ray of love, like smoke curling from a kitchen stove, looking at the ferry shallowly is already confused. I didn't mean to break into anyone's rainy season, but I was deeply stained with the feelings of parting. I can't help sighing that Iraqis are so far away.

13, one day, I will never appear in your life again. I won't comfort you when you sigh, I won't accompany you when you are sad, and I won't accompany you when you are sad. Although I am a jealous and overbearing person, I can't tolerate the person I like loving others. But I still hope you have a better life than me, and I hope to see you happy every day.

14, if you love, please love deeply; If abandoned, please thoroughly; Don't be ambiguous and hurt others. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't stick to. I thought the bird couldn't fly over the sea because it didn't have the courage to fly over the sea. Ten years later, I discovered that it was not birds that could not fly, but the other side of the sea, and there was no waiting.

15, I can't stand the fleeting time, but I'm crossing the road. Where are you? I've been waiting all my life, and I can't change it. I bid farewell to you with a moment's gaze. May happiness always accompany you. Separation will only melt friendship, and reunion will be a little happy and sad when I miss you in that brighter tomorrow. The departure of leaves is not the call of the wind, but the abandonment of trees.

16, I don't know when I started, but I also fell in love with silence and loneliness. Maybe I always thought I was a strong person, but in fact I'm not as strong as I thought. Now I like to hide my tears from others. I want to face everything with a smile, even if that smile is hypocritical. Sometimes I suddenly wake up from my dream and feel like I'm going to cry.

17, the original stroke, now the mutilated body, is so dull and unbearable. That's all, no matter how beautiful the story is, it can't stand the fleeting time. Everything happens for a reason, and everything becomes fate. Why don't you walk away like my Buddha and find a bluestone under the bodhi tree to laugh at your heart? Destiny takes a hand, everything goes with fate. What was unforgettable is still in my heart.

18, this summer, the lake is soft, and the breeze caresses the hand of memory, floating and hiding in the whirlpool of faint fragrance, rippling with a kind of loneliness and sadness that is difficult to send away, such as the geese that are separated and gathered, unable to find a trace of peace and live with the bright. I think I am just like this, so bored and lonely. I want to remember one-sided memory, but the memory is that you and I really walked together.

19, whose tears fall from the memory, whose sadness is splashed by the past. Like the smoke of the past, I don't know who fell in love with whom; Memories are like dreams, I don't know who is waiting. Still persistent, don't ask the geometry of pain. Flowers bloom for a lifetime, flashy for half a life, and how many people repeat the flow of time. If you change your style, if I turn into rain, I will drop two tears as thin as cicadas.

20. Not everyone who passes by will know, and not everyone who knows is worrying. In this life, in that place, when we turned around, you said I appeared at the wrong time, but we couldn't forget that sincere feeling. Only one relationship can't continue, one person can't snuggle up, a voice can't ring in the ear, and one hand can't hold the temperature of the palm.

2 1, the smoke and sand are boundless, the temples are frosted, and it rains at night in the porch window for longer. The embroidered couch is bleak, lonely and melancholy, and the dream is flowing. Singing in the dream, the fog covers the silver light, and the fragrance falls. Beside the ancient road, you hold a sword and stare with tears in your eyes. Autumn is red, the dust is boundless, the sword is pale, and the thin horse is heartbroken. I still remember you once said that the red makeup will never be forgotten, and the cold rain has not stopped, but Huasan is very cold. Hate drunk eyes, lost soul, dry stream, Meng Han flower curtain.

22. If you haven't lost it, how can you cherish it? Some people feel nothing when they see what others have lost, because it is not themselves, so they can't feel that kind of mood. With love and dreams, I have been longing for it. Behind the smiling face, there are tears that others cannot know. In life, we laugh more happily than anyone else, but when all the people disperse, we are lonely than anyone else.

23. I used to think that only by staying in such a dream can I be ruthless in the years. As time goes by, from spring to summer, I can still leave a faint trace of youth. Just, I don't know, a few years later, the life with defects as the main axis, the past has come to an end like burning incense ashes, the former youth has long been sealed, and even the feelings of lighting up life are all placed on the hair.

24, the spring breeze is proud, how to make a glass of wine against me? Let bygones be bygones. If you don't laugh, don't get drunk once. Memories are boundless and poppies smell sweet. Snow enters the window, and there is no moon and no sorrow tonight. Who picked up the snowflake, who was crazy about that moment? Who will drink a pot of moonlight? Who drinks three feet of melancholy tears to melt snow, just as the fleeting time is negative for youth, drinking a glass and drinking snow alone, feeling lost and sighing that Iraqis have passed away for another year, and the rest of my life is boundless.

25, residual flowers fly away, Yanqi Liu Xin. Where is Meng Xiao? Early spring is warm in March, chickens crow and peach blossoms are sticky. A drunken dream in Xiaoxiang, but a lonely pillow. How to remember no? In the past, what I left behind was sadness, only to hurt the dusk. Spring breeze, moonlight and light smoke. The water flows eastward, sending the Iraqis to the road. Affectionate only drinks wine alone, not sad. Tears fall into eyes, geese break the west wind and thin. However, Tao is a thousand kinds of acacia, and the pain of parting is all sent.

26. Years have turned into dust and mud, and people have lost weight. Fragrant fragrance pity wheatgrass alone, write a case, a curtain romantic. People are gone, their feelings are unfinished, and their hearts are hard to calm down. Thin fur cold, lonely pillow cold, tears streaming down her face. At dusk, drums and morning bells chime, and the sound is bleak. Acacia becomes sick, depression becomes sick, infatuation becomes demon, pain, pain, pain. Affectionate is always annoyed mercilessly, suddenly out of the water, wrong, wrong, wrong.

27, sad, don't tell others. Sad, quietly squat down and hold yourself, let the tears fall. Sad, look at yourself in the mirror and let the truth surface. Sad, quietly hide yourself, let emptiness cover everything. Who has never been sad, who will remember that the past is gone, why bother thinking hard but forget to vent their sadness with a smile?

28, a person listening to songs, a person sad, a person happy; One person talks to himself, while the other hums; A person sits on the railing to watch the night scene, and a person waits for the moon to set and get up in the morning. Accustomed to sitting alone, there is no sadness, no trouble, because there is no missing; Accustomed to sleeping alone, I forgot the time, the existence and the past. Get used to your own world, because your own world is only understood by yourself.

29. Although ambiguity is easy, the final injury is so heartbreaking. People's feelings are difficult to control, and the reason why they can't be consistent is because they don't want to deceive their feelings and hide their true feelings. Ambiguity is sugar, sweet to sorrow. Among many classic quotations, I especially remember these two sentences.

30. I don't believe it. Did you really forget? Where is the lighthouse in the dark? Who is she? Who is he? What is home in the misty rain? Once, sketch ink painting. Jiangnan, turn around. In my eyes, half my life is youth. Maybe people are really changeable. In the sky of freesia, several balloons fly far away. Think I don't care about your words, think I don't care about being late. When everything disappears, all that remains is memories and worries.

Can't afford to hurt, talk about what women can't afford to hurt.

1, I have been heartbroken so many times, and finally my heart is broken.

2. Since you love, please love deeply! Since love, please cherish this love! ~ If you don't love, please let go! If you have put it down, please don't look back! ~

3. It is enough that the feelings are not hysterical.

In fact, love is like pulling a rubber band, and it is always the one who refuses to let go.

5, some fate, once put down, is a drop in the ocean; Some encounters, knowing that the sun is shining, are still missed.

6. I let go. Because I don't want to get in the way of you and her. Please be happy. Don't disappoint my blessing to you.

7. I really can't afford to be called to work during the holiday. Why is the boss so cheap,

8. If you really can't let go, continue to like it. Maybe you will touch him. Maybe you will be too tired to let go.

9. Once you are unwilling in your feelings, you should give up more.

10,-Heartbroken, angry, helpless, I interpret you so beautifully.

1 1. If you can't care, please let go.

12, no matter how good the relationship is, you will get sick. Never change people whenever something goes wrong. In fact, there are problems with how to change it. When you are sick, you should live and die together, and your feelings are sick.

13, I've been asking you for three years. Do you really have no feelings for me? You said it would make me cry.

14, small love lingering, big love letting go

15, it's not that I won't let go, it's that I'm afraid you'll come back to me after I leave.

16, we have been watching one-on-one emotional changes, but we have not found that the feelings have deteriorated.

17 but now I have no courage to love again. I want to let go.

18, love is a prelude to lovelorn, so please put it down early.

19, I let go freely, fulfill your shameless happiness, take your bitch and get out of my world, and then "goodbye, never see again"

20. My heart is so tired ~ My heart is so broken ~ My heart is so broken ~ I don't want to ~ I'm not drunk ~ I don't love ~

2 1, the mouse said: I love you. The cat said, Go away! The mouse shed a tear and left. No one saw the cat shed a tear after the mouse left. Actually, there is a kind of love called letting go.

I pray every day that time will not take away our feelings.

23. Did I give you a long-term relationship without contacting you?

24. Why did you stay? Why did you let go? Why do you have it? Why are you looking back? Why didn't I, but it hurts to look back? Is it pity? Is it sympathy? Or deep sympathy.

Cherish everyone who will subconsciously hold your hand, because trust will not let go.

I am very happy and he loves me very much. It's just that we are all too young, too little emotional experience, too young to be apart.

27, nothing, just suddenly miss you. It was only for a moment that I thought of you. In this emotional year, I just said, I like you. I miss you.

28. I haven't forgotten that relationship. I just don't want to start over.

29. Let go, let me fly, and fly all the way to the sky.

30, life is actually very simple, after today is tomorrow.

3 1, I still want to say I love you again.

Being a playboy doesn't mean I'm playing with my feelings, but I haven't found true love yet.

I can't bear to let go, but I still say that I don't care about you at all.

Love is important, but it is more important to let you go and set you free. I will forget you. I will. .....

35. What women can't forget is feelings, and what men can't forget is feelings. Feelings precipitate with time and disappear with time.

36. It snows and melts when it falls to the ground. Isn't that what feelings are like?

Teenager, please remember that in your later life, you should either take money to love your lover or take feelings.

38. Teacher, I have saved my homework for two months, and I feel something. Aren't we going to pay?

39. The rate of food decay doubles, the speed of wound healing slows down, the ambiguous temperature rises faster and faster, and the skills of forgetting a relationship become weaker and weaker. Summer is not suitable for parting.

40. Feelings are nonsense, loyalty hurts, money is pretending, and money is begging. I would rather pretend than beg.

4 1 and 2 Amor are afraid to let go because you still hold my heart.

42. Don't let go on the eve of doom. Continue to love before and after the end.

43. Prosperity is fixed on black and white film, and haggard is scattered in the heart.

44. Love is like a joke, which hurts people and feelings.

45. Is stubbornness a wayward requirement? You may not see the result. When love loses self and tolerance, you finally choose to let go.

46. It's nice to make your hair look like a chicken nest. You can fix my heart. Qingguo College can't live without you.

47. Too much talk about feelings is tears.

I should have put it all down at that time, but I still said goodbye.

49. Yes, the bitch is always with the dog. I finally decided to let go.

50. If he can really accompany you to your old age, what reason do I have not to let go?

5 1, miss the incident in the cold alley, miss the short time, miss the feelings, miss the trust, miss the time of the teenager forever, and pass by him.

52, what feelings will be light, not to mention love.

53. Strong excuses and reasons for not letting go. Keep it in your heart and hope you can go back.

Nie Shengxing really likes you, likes you, so don't let go, okay?

55. Getting along without feelings is just unnecessary memories.

56. What do you think is bothering me? If you want to leave, I'll let go. How can I not give you freedom?

57. Even if you give a person who doesn't love you more affection, he seems to be full of affection.

58. He doesn't understand why your heart wastes feelings.

59. Everyone has moments of happiness and sadness. Like feelings have ups and downs!

60. Are you hurt? Are you sad? Are you distressed? Are you desperate? Let go. You deserve it.

6 1, since you are tired, let go!

62. The promise told me that it was time to let go, and the oath told me that there was no need to save it.

63. I know I have to work hard, I know I have to persist, and I know I can only win the joy of June if I give it a go.

64. Some things have survived. Some people forget it with a hard blow. It's a little bitter. It melts with a smile. If you have a broken heart, you will be strong.

I don't know what your sadness is, but my heart has broken yours.

66. If you can keep loving, who wants to really let go? After all, you love ... very much. ......

67. Many feelings don't know where to put them.

68. I am not talking about games. Every warmth is true feelings.

69. Either stick to your dreams or let go.

70. I love you most. How can I hurt you? I love you most. How to make you cry?

7 1, the soldier who thinks he is the most loyal in the relationship has also vowed never to abandon his helmet and armor.

72. I quietly watch how you lie, how to let go, and how to comfort you. The feeling of hitting the wall is as beautiful as a rose in your heart.

73. When you fall in love in the future, you must abide by the three no-love rules: don't get married, don't promise, don't say I love you. Because it won't hurt your heart!

74. It turns out that you can get out of this relationship so quickly, which is what you valued when you took me as your girlfriend.

75. Heartache, heartache and tiredness are not just for one person.

76. Love, affection and friendship. Maybe some people may not meet, maybe some people are unconscious, maybe some people can only let go when they meet.

As soon as I went out, the sunshine gave me a big hug. Oh, it's too hot, you lying bitch. Let go of me.

78. Feelings are fragile, and no third party can intervene, and there is also a shelf life.

79. there is a kind of love called letting go p! Let go. Where did you get the love?

80. Cold world, cold heart, desperate mood, lost color, painful mood, painful memory, full of pain, closed themselves.

8 1, not afraid of mental fatigue, not afraid of chilling, not afraid of heart injury, afraid of heart death.

I don't like him, but he promised to give me whatever I want in the future. He also said that feelings can be cultivated slowly, so I decided to wait for him.

83. My name is Sang, and my heart is broken. My name is Sang, but I can't bear to make you sad. Probably because you like happiness. My name is Sang.

84, a person walking in the street, alas, career didn't succeed, feelings didn't succeed, everything didn't succeed, I still died.

85. I don't like your kindness to other girls. I have no feelings for you, but I am still jealous.

86. If you want to be happy, so what if I let go.

87. Feelings are more painful than hearts, and hearts are cooler than hearts.

88. I'm leaving soon. How do you feel about me?

At first, I thought this relationship would last until the end, but I never imagined that you would break up with me one day. Naively thought that we could still be friends after breaking up.

90. It turns out that letting go is a suffocating pain.

9 1. If you love someone deeply, you really can't bear to hurt him. Even if your heart is full of holes, you still want him to get complete love.

92. Sometimes letting go just doesn't know how to really have it.

93. Fate only ends here. Letting go is the only thing I can do for you. I'm fine, so take care.

94. The saddest sentence in life is to hold hands, because after holding hands, it is to let go.

95, let go and stop crying.

96. [Feelings have long been decadent. ]

Nothing can be measured by time except affection.

98. At this age, it is difficult to have a lasting relationship.

99. In my feelings, there is always a mistress named Rollin Wang.

100, maybe time and distance are just excuses, and not loving is the real reason. As long as you don't love, I will let go, and I will give you the freedom to chase.

Sorry mood phrase, very sad.

1, even now, is still a stranger.

I can't be with you. I have joy and sorrow. Anyway, my heart is only sad.

Life is so short, don't waste it on people who are not worthy of love.

Two parallel lines, which should not intersect, finally returned to their respective tracks one day.

Once you fall into the forest of love, you will never find your way home.

6 sentimental sentence daquan: I am just writing a person's mood and drawing a group of people's sadness.

When a woman loses her mind, her man will know what the end of the world is.

I once gave you the warmest hug, but you gave me the saddest joke.

The kite ran aground on a cloudy day, and I was still waiting for help. I pull the thread to relive your tenderness.

10 No matter what I say and do now, whether you can give me only heartache.

I can forget everything except you.

12 The silence of two people is not necessarily sadness, but happiness.

13 I like my complete smile and I like my happy life.

14 I just hope that when you are sad, you can see that I am still by your side.

Thank you for leaving me and giving me another reason to indulge myself.

16 The past is empty and still like a dream. Think back to those beautiful and sad days.

17 If youth is a defect, it is also a defect that we will lose prematurely.

18 Let the world know when you cry and laugh alone.

19 sad sentence: A woman likes a man who makes her laugh, but he loves a man who breaks her heart.

If all else fails, maybe you can win before you fall in love.

2 1 It's just that I love you and make me cry. Actually, I'm not as hard to comfort as they say.

The lonely sky is full of our past.

In my thin youth, self-deception is my means of survival.

Sometimes, you give the simplest advice to others, but it is the hardest for you to do it.

I am just an ordinary person. I feel inferior, sad and narrow-minded.

His betrayal only made me give myself a reason and make up my mind to leave.

Whether you are sad or not is your own business. Sadness is a heart.

I laughed at myself as a fool. Knowing that there was a cliff ahead, I walked forward without hesitation.

Love makes us too depressed. Different people wear different masks.

The most powerful people in the world are those who can live alone.

3 1 As long as there is spring in people's hearts, autumn wind will not cause people's worries.

You are what you say when I love you and what you say when I don't love you.