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It was not the alarm clock that woke me up, but your kiss.

First, you are not so good, but you are essential to me.

Meeting you is fate, being a friend is my choice, and falling in love with you is an accident beyond my control.

Third, when I first saw you, I could only think of four words. I met you late.

Fourth, my occasional small emotions, unreasonable, just want to make sure that I am in your heart.

I sincerely hope that from now on, it's not the alarm clock that wakes me up, but your kiss.

6. I have seen you, and I remember you. This city is naturally suitable for falling in love, and you are naturally suitable for my soul.

Seven, but by chance, I just thought of you casually, and my eyes followed you with sadness or joy to tell you.

Eight, it turns out that this life has been melancholy, and the years of mountains and rivers are empty and melancholy, and I will wait for you.

Let me tell you a story. You say it's a long story, so I'll make it short. I miss you.

X. "I think I should buy you a compass." "Why?" "I'm afraid you're too used to looking north behind my back."

Love that makes people blush and beat. Talk about the world, just want to like you.

1, your voice is the best, your body fragrance is the best, your smile is the best, and you have everything I like.

If you are the one who will accompany me to the end, the suffering, pain and despair I experienced before are no longer important. You don't have to be the sunshine in my life, but you must be my destination.

Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is sunny; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, a day with you is a beautiful day.

The first glance was a glimpse. Conan dreamed of you. Waiting is a mountain and heavy water, and there is no road to doubt. Meeting is bright, waking up is you. The reunion was unexpected. I hope you are all right.

5. I want to love, one you, one heart, one heart, all my life. That's it, that's all.

6. Even if I own the whole world, I won't be satisfied unless I own you and give me a corner with you.

7. Although there is no affectionate confession and no sincere commitment, we have become the only one for each other in letting nature take its course. The rest of my life is long. I am willing to hold hands with you in the wind and rain and grow old together in the plain.

8. Because of you, it's different. Because of you in the dream, it becomes very sweet; Because I have you in my heart, I become very happy; Life is full of poetry because of you.

9. You smell the best. You look the best when you smile. You have everything I like. I never envy anyone when you are with me. This is probably the most beautiful appearance of love.

10, you are my first choice, my last choice, and my eternal choice in this life.

1 1. The world is so big, I just want to like you. I will give you my first sip of soda, my love letter and my hug in the early morning of May, waiting for you, full of joy and giving it to you for the rest of my life.

12, I have never participated in your past, and I am willing to accompany you to the end.

A collection of mud love stories that make people blush and beat.

There won't be any rustic love words, provocative skills and too many routines, but I can put a dress on you when you are cold, give you a hug when you are helpless, and cook you good food when you are hungry. Maybe that's all I can give you.

one

Blushing is true.

It's true that the heart beats faster.

It is true that there is light in the eyes.

My love is also true.

two

I want to live alone in your heart

No neighbors

three

I can play chess with your father, buy food for your mother and let you vent.

But there is a premise.

You must let me marry you.

four

Do you like water?

I like it.

Hmm?

You already like 72% of me.

five

You are so perfect because you have one shortcoming. What shortcomings?

Lack of me

six

I gradually lost my routine.

If you kick me out, it's all routine

seven

as the saying goes

Now say I love you.

It should be just right.

Then I love you.

You got it?

eight

I like you.

Like an earthquake.

Out of the frying pan into the fire.

nine

Your smile

Warm my every second.

ten

One mouth is your name.

When you close your eyes, you look like you.

eleven

I want to change my look recently.

What look?

We can not live without you

twelve

I don't want to keep you in the dark.

I just want to tuck you in.

thirteen

Do you know why I am so tall?

Why?

Because when you post it, you will hear my heartbeat.

fourteen

Don't stay up late.

The person you love is chatting with me.

fifteen

I lost sleep last night.

It means thinking about you all night.

sixteen

I want to move.

Move to where?

Move to your house.

seventeen

By your side

It's like being closest to heaven.

eighteen

Although my eyes are small.

After seeing you, you can't run away.

nineteen

Don't mess with me.

I want to be your girlfriend when I am angry.

twenty

Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? We all went too far.

How to go too far?

You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated.

twenty-one

Why am I so thick-skinned

I still can't help liking you.

If you are not careful, it will be exposed.

Twenty Two

You are too bad.

You poisoned me.

Please turn over a new leaf and come back to me.

twenty-three

Stay.

Or I'll go with you.

twenty-four

Who do you like?

Not you.

Will it kill you to lie to me?

I lied! You're not dead!

twenty-five

I didn't promise.

Just want to spend your money.

Sleep in your bed.

Be your wife

twenty-six

Let's talk.

Talk about feelings. I have the final say

twenty-seven

I don't expect forever.

I just wish you were by my side every day.

28

My tenderness, my sweetness

It is only visible to you.

Twenty-nine

Did an earthquake just happen?

no

Then why does my heart tremble when I see you?

thirty

Don't mess with me.

Want to be your girlfriend/boyfriend when you are angry.

Thirty-one

I think it's your responsibility.

Do what the old cow does on the ground.

Thirty two

I never listen to love words.

But for me.

Everything you say is a love story.

thirty-three

You are so 2, then I am 4.

Besides you, I am still you.

Thirty four

Are you home yet?

No, without you, no place is home.

Thirty-five

There are two kinds of people in the world who are the most charming.

One is like me, and the other is like me.

Thirty-six years old

You smile gently.

It's like taking an aphrodisiac.

Thirty seven

Thank you for those magical opportunities.

It seems that I am in love with you.

Thirty eight

I know three people who like you.

Who is it?

Me, me, me.

39 years old

My tenderness and sweetness

It is only visible to you.

forty

I hope there is wind by the window.

There is someone by the pillow.

I have you in my eyes.

Forty-one

Suppose you go to a place without doors and windows.

Don't worry, you are in my heart.

Forty two.

You won't cook for me.

How can I be spoiled with you?

Forty three

I hate you.

Why?

I hate it when you ignore me.

I hate it when you don't tell me what's bothering you.

44,

I intend to love you for a long time.

Have no idea of giving up.

Forty-five

I know it's not good to stay up late

But I am short of your sleeping pills.

Forty-six

Do you know why I like pigs?

Because I love you.

Forty seven

Shall we go for a drink?

What kind of wine to drink?

Our wedding banquet

Forty-eight

I really want to sleep.

I miss you too.

If I can sleep with you, I will kill two birds with one stone.

Forty nine

Hello, is anyone there?

Someone.

Sorry, after that, I silently took back my hand pointing to your heart.

fifty

Speaking of the advantages of boyfriends

To sum up, it is five words.

You can choose a girlfriend

Fifty one years old

You must have hung up.

Otherwise, how can you get full marks in my heart?

Fifty two

Do you know why I am taller than you?

Because the sky is falling, I'll carry it for you.

Fifty three

Cheer up, you can't hang yourself from a tree!

You need two trees to support your weight.

fifty-four

You must come when I get married!

Why?

Because it would be awkward without a bride.

Fifty-five

wait and see

one day

I will be the father/mother of your son.

Fifty-six

I can't get through security every time.

They say I have a you in my heart.

Fifty seven

Love words can be stolen,

Routines can be learned,

But loving you must be serious.

fifty-eight

Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? We all went too far.

How to go too far?

You are so handsome, I am so fascinated.

Fifty-nine

You have something on your face.

What's there?

A little handsome

sixty

What's wrong with that?

What happened?

Miss you as soon as we are apart?

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1, "Do you know why I have a cold?" "Because I have a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."

2. My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill, vigorous and vigorous. ...

3. "Will you shut up?" "I'm not talking." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

4. Did you ask the smell of burning? That's my heart burning.

5. It's cloudy in Karen Mok and rainy in Stephanie. It's sunny in Jay Chou, so talk to me.

6.are you tired? Not tired, but you've been running in my head all day.

7. There are 100 sweet ways, such as eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

8. "Why did you hurt me?" "Harm you what?" "I like you so much!"

9. Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate.

10 There are still 30 nights left, and firecrackers are ringing again, but I don't have as much as you think.

1 1. From now on, I can only call you you because you are in my heart.

12, do you like drinking water? Then you already like me 70%.

13, you must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you?

14, "amusement park, you can ride on it", "What is a spin with music?" "Trojan horse"

15, "Since you have messed up my heart, when are you going to mess up my bed?"