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Say a few flattering and funny words (53 sentences)

1, the beautiful is called beauty, and the unattractive is called temperament; Talent is called a talented woman, and it doesn't matter if you don't have talent. Thin is called slim, and fat is called plump.

2. Smart women are gold, temperamental women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings. According to my research, you are the biggest treasure in the world, full of famous paintings of gold and diamonds!

Your hair is really beautiful, especially the smell that makes me feel trance, which is your own smell.

You don't need a bunch of lips and two rows of shell teeth, but your speech should be elegant, refined, witty and funny.

Spring flowers and autumn moon are scenes praised by poets, but I think it is very common. Only your smile embedded with pear vortex is the most beautiful idol in my eyes.

6. You are very considerate of others, which is rare.

7. When the wind blows your hair dry, I am simply fascinated: in the soft hair of a shiny shawl, in Miri, Malaysia with hazy hair, in the eyes of clear water … you are so beautiful!

8. You are like a petal covered with dew, bringing fragrance to my space.

9. Your eyes are so sultry that I can't help kissing her. Don't move, you'll get me deeper and deeper.

10, the way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling.

1 1. You don't need sparkling eyes, but your eyes should be affectionate and charming.

12, if a girl looks neither beautiful nor temperament, nor cute, praise her: you look very distinctive.

13, waterfall-like long hair, elegant dress, standard oval face, smart almond eyes, that kind of sedate and dignified temperament, even naughty people will be cautious when they see you.

14, please stop dressing up and leave some confidence for other women.

15, you performed so well, and you were under great pressure!

16, your whole body is filled with girlish innocence and youthful elegance, which is really rare in the world.

17, your oval face, so white, curved eyebrows, so slender; Watery eyes, so bright!

18, you are a butterfly among flowers and a bud among lilies. No matter what clothes you wear, you are always so dignified and beautiful.

19, you are wearing a purple cheongsam. Seen from a distance, it flies like a small butterfly. It's beautiful and the color is soft.

20. Are you the goddess of ivory carving, generous and dignified? Gentle and quiet, all of which make men deeply admire.

2 1. If a girl is neither beautiful nor temperamental, praise her: You are cute.

22. You are like a soft cloud floating around in front of my eyes, and your beautiful face is rippling with a beautiful smile like spring.

23. After knowing you, looking at other women is like insulting your eyes!

24. You are like the top West Lake Longjing. A touch of bitterness is your maturity. The more you taste, the better it tastes.

You are the most capable friend I know.

26. A wise woman is gold, a temperamental woman is a diamond, a wise woman is a treasure, and a lovely woman is a famous painting. According to my research, you are the biggest treasure in the world, full of famous paintings of gold and diamonds.

27. Only your smile embedded with pear vortex is the most beautiful idol in my eyes.

28. You are a bit like the moon and twinkling stars in the sky. Unfortunately, I'm not a poet. Otherwise, you will write 10,000 poems to describe your beauty.

29. After knowing you, looking at other women is like insulting your eyes!

If I am a director, then you will be the best heroine in my mind.

3 1, I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is you.

32. In your big bright eyes, I can always capture your serenity, your enthusiasm, your intelligence and your sensitivity.

33. There are two kinds of girls who are the cutest in the world. One is beautiful. One is smart, and you are a smart and beautiful girl.

I'm so lucky. Jia Baoyu is surrounded by beautiful women with fragrant flowers. I have a lovely girl with eyes like water apricots, not worse than him, haha.

35. Your whole body is full of girlish innocence and youthful elegance.

36. You are wearing a purple cheongsam, just like a beautiful butterfly flying by. The color is nice and soft.

37. Your elegant manners, charming and beautiful appearance, charming and decent manners and elegant and generous speech left a deep impression on me from the beginning.

38. If you have no characteristics, you can tell her that you can jump into the river.

39. If a girl is not beautiful, praise her: You are elegant.

40. I found you in the crowd at a glance. I dare not say that you are the most beautiful among them, but I dare say that you are the best among them.

4 1. If I use a word to describe my feelings for you, I think it is sincere.

42, you are like a petal covered with dew, bringing me a room full of fragrance; You are like a pigeon whistle flying over the blue sky, bringing me peace of mind and pursuit.

43. You may not have dimples, but your smile must be a shame when the moon closes.

I think Venus is the most beautiful woman in the world, and then you!

45. I will ask you more when I have the opportunity. Everything you say will benefit me for life. In my impression, you are a person full of energy and charm.

46. Only the lotus can match your holiness, and only the moon can match your ice.

47. You are so beautiful, like a lyric poem.

48. If a girl is beautiful, praise her: You are beautiful.

49. You are full of girlish innocence and youthful elegance. What impressed me most was your clear eyes like a lake.

50. Will you stop looking at beautiful women and please don't appear in the street often? Otherwise traffic accidents will increase!

5 1. Although you are slender and petite and speak softly, you are very powerful. This is a real spiritual beauty!

As the leader of a company, I think you not only have a good mind, but also have a good popularity.

You are the best actress in my mind.