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How does the Double Eleven attract people by sending friends?
1, Double Eleven bought a pair of Nike, but the boss said that one pair was fake and three pairs were lost. As a result, I opened the courier a few days later and saw four pairs of shoes.
From today, you are no longer a bachelor. You have been upgraded to a popsicle.
Singles Day reminds you of ugliness, and Double Eleven reminds you of poverty.
4, bachelor bitter, bachelor bitter, has been twenty-five, clothes are broken and no one makes up; Bachelor music, bachelor music, a person is full, the whole family is not hungry.
5. Now children break up and choose Valentine's Day and choose Singles Day.
6, the weather is cold, double 1 1, do not pick your hands, have classes, really suitable for turning on the air conditioner.
7. I just heard a very reasonable paragraph, why Scorpio is an orphan, because Singles Day is in Scorpio! I'm speechless.
8. Did you finally take off your bill before Singles Day? Now start wearing two clothes.
9. When I came home from work, I asked my wife awkwardly how much I bought for the Double Eleven. Wife said more than one hundred orders!
10, I don't have a pair of girls like 1 1. Please keep them, dear. After all, it is virtuous.
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