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Metaphor of animal madness
The mouse crossed the street-everyone was shouting.
The mouse saw the cat-the bones were soft.
Rats climb bamboo poles-one section at a time.
The mouse pulls the shovel-the big head is behind.
Rats eat cats-a strange thing
The mouse nibbles at the ball-inhales (the guest's breath)
The mouse got into the bellows-both ends suffered indignities.
Cattle's hoof-two petals
Grass in the cow's mouth-I can't pull it out.
Drink water according to the cow's head-reluctantly
The old cow is led by the nose, and it can't run away.
An old cow is dragging a broken car-shake it three times.
A bull's nose can pierce a ring-let others lead it.
Cows eat cabbage, and everyone likes it.
The beard on the tiger's mouth-who dares to touch it?
The tiger went down the mountain-it was fierce.
Tigers go up the mountain-who dares to stop them?
Tigers go to the streets-everyone is afraid.
Tigers have wings.-it's amazing.
The tiger became a monk-a man with a face and a beast's heart.
The rabbit opened the shaft at noon to tie the condom-it was a mess.
Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests-Be merciful (green)
Rabbit's legs-run fast.
Rabbit's ears-hear far.
Rabbit's mouth-three pieces
The rabbit bristled when it saw the eagle.
Rabbit's tail-it won't grow.
Rabbits drive away turtles-they can catch up.
Rabbits are different.
The rabbit is tired-a nest is not as good as a nest.
Rabbits eat cakes-a boring day.
Ye Gong is a dragon-self-deception.
The sea dragon king yawned-what a big breath.
The old dragon king moved away-away from the sea (awesome)
The old dragon king threw himself into the river-a fair death honors the whole life.
The dragon king appeared-bared his teeth.
Dragon God's Practice-Calling for Wind and Rain
The dragon prince joined the fun premium.
The dragon king went out to sea-making waves
Dialogue between Leipo and the Dragon King —— Searching for a bosom friend at the ends of the earth.
Tap water has damaged the tap-let it go.
Two people dance the dragon-a head and a tail.
The tap doesn't pull the ponytail-it's wrong to use force.
Ye Gong Haolong-False Love
Dragon beard-nobody cares
Dragon boat full of excrement-notorious.
Carp yue longmen-Goldman Sachs
Snakes eat eels-comparison length
The snake got into the bamboo tube-we must go this way.
Snakes drill holes-regardless of the past.
Flies on the head of a snake-bring your own food and clothes
The snake enters the barrel-the curvature is
A snake enters a crooked hole-it is difficult to retreat.
Bite the cow's mouth and shell
The ponytail wears tofu-I can't lift it.
Ponytails wipe the rope-it's not appropriate.
The donkey's head sticks out in the manger-an extra mouth.
Horse fight-see the topic (hoof)
This horse is pulling its hind legs-try to be brave.
Sheep got into the tiger's mouth-they got in, but they couldn't get out.
Goat milk-kneel down
It is never too late to mend.
A rabbit ran out of the flock-count small and count carefully.
Take ostrich hair from sheep.-no way.
A camel ran out of the flock-what are you shaking about?
Sheep on the fence-dilemma
Monkeys climb trees-very good at it.
Monkey with horns-make a fool of yourself
Monkeys climb cherry trees-rough people eat flour and rice.
The monkey looks in the mirror-it's not human inside and outside.
Monkeys fishing for the moon-doing nothing.
The monkey's face-it changes when you say it.
Monkeys read books-fake sven
The cock crows away-it gets brighter as it goes.
Chicken urine.-Never seen it before.
Chickens pay New Year greetings to weasels-set traps for themselves.
A cramped cock.
The defeated rooster is dejected and despondent.
Chicken feathers make badminton-chickens hatch ducks to play-busy.
Rooster on the road-a stumbling block
Fried leek with chicken feathers-messy egg shell hair noodles-not much hair.
Bones in a dog's mouth-not much oil and water: not much oil and water.
Dogs Bite Ceramic Tiles-Full of Words (Porcelain)
Dogs have horns-pretend (sheep)
Dogs eat turtles-they can't find dogs pulling sheep intestines-and the longer they pull.
It is rare and strange for a dog to catch a mouse and a cat to watch the house-a pervert dog barks at the moon.
The dog lifts the curtain-the dog bites the mouse with one mouth-mind your own business.
Dogs bite zongzi-it won't work; not understand
A dog bit its tail-running in a circle.
Stick couplets on the dog's mouth-no way; Nowhere to go.
Dogs bite flagpoles-I don't know how high or how low.
The pig arches forward and the chicken chops backward-each in its own way-and the pig's skull will never be stolen.
Take a bath in pork soup-I hate bristles. The brush is thick and hard.
Digging loach in a pig's mouth-you can't dig out the pig's large intestine even if you die-there's no way.
Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.
The mouse went into the bookcase-talking like a book.
Oil the corners-sharp and slippery.
Tooth extraction-be bold
Rabbit's tail-it won't grow.
The dragon prince jumped into the sea-back to his hometown
Snakes eat Monopterus albus-comparison length
Horsetail rope-not splitting
Sheep sleep with tigers-unreliable
The monkey looked in the mirror-get carried away.
Eggs touch stones-more than one can chew.
The dog opened the curtain with one mouth.
Put the onion on the pig's nose-pretend to be an elephant.
1, mouse
The mouse crossed the street-everyone shouted at the mouse and saw the cat-and the bones were soft.
The mouse pulls the shovel-the big head is behind, and the mouse eats the cat-strange.
The mouse bit the ball-the mouse got into the bellows-and both ends were angry.
2. Cattle
Cattle hooves-grass in the mouths of two cows-can't be pulled out.
The old cow is on the nose rope-the old cow can't run away, dragging the broken car-shake it.
A cow's nose pierces a ring-people attract cows to eat cabbage-and everyone loves it.
3. Tiger
The beard on the tiger's mouth-who dares to touch the tiger down the mountain-is fierce.
The tiger goes up the mountain-who dares to stop the tiger from going to the street-everyone is afraid.
Tigers have wings-God made tigers a monk-human face and animal heart.
4. Rabbit
Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests-spare (green) rabbit legs-and run fast.
Rabbit's Ear-Rabbit's Mouth-Three-piece Set
The rabbit's tail-not long enough for the rabbit to drive the tortoise out-can catch up.
5. dragons
Two people dance the dragon-a dragon with a head and a tail, without pulling a ponytail-with the wrong force.
Ye Gong likes dragons-pretending to like the beard of dragon lanterns-and nobody cares.
The dragon boat full of shit-the notorious carp yue longmen-was promoted.
6.snakes
Snakes eat eels longer than snakes get into bamboo tubes, so they must go this way.
Snakes drill holes-flies on snake heads-bring their own food and clothes.
The snake enters the barrel-the curvature lies in the snake entering the curved hole-it is difficult to retreat.
7. Horse
Bite on the cow's mouth-Le Hu's ponytail wears tofu-it won't lift.
A ponytail rubs a rope-it won't fit in the manger-and has an extra mouth.
Horses fight-see the topic (hoof) pulling the hind legs-try to be brave
8. sheep
The sheep went into the tiger's mouth-easier to get in than to get out-and knelt down.
A rabbit ran out of the flock-it's small, and it's a fine sheep with ostrich hair-no way.
A camel ran out of the flock-what are you shaking about? The sheep jumped over the fence-it was a dilemma.
9.monkeys
Monkeys climb trees-the masterpiece of long-horned monkeys-and make a fool of themselves.
The monkey looks in the mirror-it's not human inside and outside. Monkeys catch the moon-it's a waste of time.
Monkey's face.-You change it. Monkeys read books-fake sven.
10, chicken
Chicken urine-never seen a chicken pay a New Year call to a weasel-trap.
Chicken feathers make badminton-chickens hatch ducks to play-busy.
Fried leek with chicken feathers-messy egg shell hair noodles-not much hair.
1 1, dog
Dogs eat turtles-they can't find dogs pulling sheep intestines-and the longer they pull.
It is rare and strange for a dog to catch a mouse and a cat to watch the house-a pervert dog barks at the moon.
The dog lifts the curtain-the dog bites the mouse with one mouth-mind your own business.
12, pig
The pig arches forward and the chicken chops backward-each in its own way-and the pig's skull will never be stolen.
Take a bath in pork soup-I hate bristles. The brush is thick and hard.
Digging loach in a pig's mouth-you can't dig out the pig's large intestine even if you die-can't help it.
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