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Those who can seize the opportunity to get ahead will succeed in nine cases out of ten. It is never our looks that get old first, but our desperate enterprising spirit.
Today's efforts are paving the way for future happiness.
If there is a step between us, as long as you take the first step, I will take the remaining step in your direction.
The man cried because he really loved; The woman cried because she really gave up.
Adversity makes people wise, not rich.
The so-called enemies are just those who force themselves to become strong.
If love hurts people, it is not called love; If love is humble, it is no longer love.
I suddenly found that I don't want to chat with anyone so much now that I am on QQ. It's just a silent dynamic, while my former classmates and friends just pay attention, praise and comment silently. Talking about it has become a platform for communication. Maybe we're not young anymore.
Life is only the beauty of running away, not the glory of waiting.
Busy and orderly, idle and natural; Shun is more accidental, and reverse is inevitable; Get peace and lose happiness; Praise is indifferent, despise calmness. Enlightenment is natural, and this life is leisurely.
Than, learn not to be greedy, not extravagant, peaceful and quiet, content with happiness.
Your photo is held on your chest, and the smiling face that once appeared slowly.
People only live once, and we all laugh at ups and downs.
The mountains and rivers can be forgotten, but the sun and the moon can be fine. At that time, there was only one person's floating world, and one person's small water flowed forever.
Even if you lose weight and look good, everything will be fine. People who don't love you still don't love you. No matter how fat and ugly you are, no matter how bad you are, people who love you will never abandon you.
Everyone who says he won't have sex has an impossible person in his heart.
Some good friendships eventually become strangers because the other person likes you.
Simplicity is a great beauty, the most lasting and the most difficult to wither. There is no lack of beauty in the world, but the lack of eyes to find beauty.
The advantage of hard work is that everyone will want to help you when they see you. But if you don't make a little effort yourself first, others will want to help you. They don't know where your hand is.
Life is not long, please forgive all people and things.
When you are sick, the worst comfort is to drink more water, and the best answer is to open the door.
Life is like a tree. Only by deleting countless regrets and branches of regret can we have our own sky.
You really have to meet someone who can crush you, crush you.
Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.
A man is a dog, whoever has the ability will take it away.
Taking a step back doesn't mean I give up; Letting go doesn't mean I give up; Smiling doesn't mean I'm happy!
Sometimes, madness is not bad at all. Even when you are sad, you can laugh happily.
From now on, whether it is poverty or wealth, health or disease, happiness or pain, separation or death, we don't matter, will you?
People always cherish what they don't get and forget what they have.
Some things, after a while, are over. Some people, with a hard blow, forget. It's a little bitter. It melts with a smile. If you have the heart, you will be strong when you are injured.
No matter how difficult it is now, we should all be dancers of life.
Failure often happens after giving up completely.
I had already prepared the plot, but you gave me a sly sum, which was fatal to my mind.
I don't care what the world is like. I just want to figure out how to live in it.
In your life, you will often meet someone who breaks your principles, changes your habits and becomes your exception. Then the years passed, and unconsciously, he became your principle and made your habit. This is a kind of tie.
It is smart to take a detour straight, because you have found a shortcut; It is open-minded to bend the straight road, because you can see more scenery.
No matter how hard it is, hold your head high and tell everyone that you are not as vulnerable as they think.
The biggest advantage of telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.
Friends are not afraid of being really bad, but they are afraid of being fake.
There are always some things that make people forget the time. There are always some things that must be put aside, because there is still tomorrow.
Tell me to bow my head unless you kneel.
Struggle will bring a bright future.
Catch two rabbits at the same time, but you can't catch either.
Fate is like a palm print in your hand, no matter how tortuous it is, it is ultimately in your own hands.
If there is one person who can make you forget the past, then this person is your future.
Half bright and half dark, this is life.
Be good to yourself, your life is not long, be good to people around you, and you may not meet them in the next life.
I tried. I don't want to say the ending.
Do not give up what belongs to you; Don't be jealous of what others get.
Don't say how much you love me. If you say that, pigs will laugh.
We walked so far that we forgot why we were on the road.
Glowing is not the patent of the sun, you can also shine.
There is no result in your falling in love with someone who doesn't want to get married. If you fall in love with a plain person, there will be no romance. If you fall in love with someone with a heavy heart, you won't feel safe. Falling in love is also benevolence, don't expect to get good results from impossible people. You can find whoever you want. Everyone has only one youth, and waste is ok, but you must know how to stop loss.
Fall down, get up and cry.
If you always care about what other people think, don't live.
A woman may not be beautiful, but she must live beautifully.
You never know how much the person who avoids your eyes and pretends to ignore you cares about you.
I was brave for too long and decided to live only for you.
Since you have identified a road, why ask how long it will take!
People who often make you angry are people who love you more, but they just don't know how to express it.
If you ask God for help, it shows that you believe in the power of God. If God doesn't help you, it means that God believes in your ability.
If failure is an experience of life, then this experience will make our life mature; If a person's maturity must go through vicissitudes, vicissitudes can become a strange beauty.
I want to master the mouse and keyboard of fate.
You don't even know how much nostalgia has missed these years.
"2020" is a well-told classic, and others must comment on it.
No matter when you start, it is important not to stop after you start. No matter when it ends, it is important not to regret it after it ends. Where there is an ideal place, hell is heaven; Where there is hope, pain becomes happiness; Looking for hope from despair, life will eventually be brilliant!
2, poverty, unemployment, illness, frustration, these seem terrible, but they are not necessarily bad things. Many times, only when a person falls to the bottom of his life and stays away from the noise of desire can he see himself thoroughly and know what road he is going to take.
In fact, there is only one basic reason for the leftover men and women, that is, being too curtilage. If you stay at home and don't know any strangers, you may be left behind. A lovelorn person can only be considered as an empty window at most. Not single, even if there are men and women, but there is no love channel left. Being lovelorn is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you can't find anyone to fall in love with. Going out to fight is better than being left behind. Lucci
A man's greatest success is that he can realize his dreams while taking care of his family. The greatest success of women is that they can live well or even better without men. Lucci
Buying a house is never the premise of love, nor the foundation of marriage. Many young people get married without buying a house. So the house is not a condition for girls to choose a spouse. But the problem is that if a man doesn't even work hard on the house, it is intolerable. Even if you can't afford it, you should save money first. Because this is a commitment to a family. Even if you buy a national apartment, it is also an account of your lover Liu Qi.
6. Don't look at yourself so well, others so badly, and don't look at others so well and underestimate yourself. To understand a person, you can't just look at one thing, you should observe more and look at his affairs from many angles.
7. True love means loving yourself and others. Love can make yourself and others feel progress. Fourth, love is self-improvement and also helping others to improve. It means constantly working hard and transcending self-boundaries. Love should not stay in words, but should be put into action.
8. Many times, we don't even know ourselves, but we are always in a hurry to get to know others. In the process of growing up, the biggest problem is not that our friends misread us, but that we are unwilling to admit who our friends say we are. You in the eyes of friends and yourself in your eyes do not coincide, which is an important reason to prevent us from becoming better!
9. Some people fall in love just to fall in love. Some people fall in love to get married. Different purposes, different results. So many people think that the process is sweet, but the reason why the result is so bitter is actually very simple. Many times, the person you love only wants the process, not the result at all. How can there be a good result? Therefore, it is not so important to love you, but to keep you. Lucci
10, when encountering major events, repeatedly ask yourself if you can bear the worst result. If you can, you don't have to be confused, and you will be confused again because of emotional disorders. If you have no worries, then when you have a benign consciousness, go all out to worry and focus on what the person you love loves. Remember, it is useless to be confused, and there is no god without sleep. The more trouble you have, the more you have to force yourself to sleep well.
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1,. I'd like to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Used at the end of a sentence
2. One day, you will wait for someone who will make you feel at ease, just like the kind of peace of mind that autumn trousers are tied in socks.
Let the exam and everything go to hell. I want to go home and see my dear.
4. Along the way with you, I thought there was no disagreement at the end of love.
Try to get to know those people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them.
6. Professors should not be afraid of being dirty when teaching in the field. . . Then he squatted down, poked the cow dung on the ground with his finger, and then put his finger in his mouth and licked it clean. A classmate quickly said, "I'm not afraid of being dirty." . . Then he poked the cow dung on the ground with his finger and licked it in his mouth. Besides, professor, you should be observant. For example, I just poked feces with my middle finger, but licked my index finger. . .
7. When I was a child, I went to pick peaches with my sister next door. My sister accidentally fell from the tree. Sister Lz, are you okay? Sister, it's okay. Lz, sister, you have a lot of blood in your thigh. Help! Somebody please. Sister, I'm fine. Don't call anyone! ! Lz is scared! Keep calling for help! Somebody please. Waiting for nearby adults to arrive. Sister finally fainted.
8. I am the son of Jesus, Coconut!
9. In the convention and exhibition center, a boss said that his glue is all-purpose glue, which can stick anything. I stepped forward and asked, boss, can a broken heart persist? The boss gave me a deep look and said, "young man, I want to do business." Will you stop it? " ?
10, simulated fire without fire, simulated earthquake without earthquake. Then why is there a test in the mock exam? This is not scientific. .
1 1. My roommate doesn't know where she got the folk prescription. When washing her hair, she used egg white as conditioner, and the water was too hot to wash an egg flower. So the whole dormitory didn't sleep at noon, so we helped her choose egg flowers ~
12, tell you one thing, I made a dress for my dog, which is bright in color and fashionable in style. My dog looks really handsome in it. If you wear your usual suit and take it to the street, people will think you are wearing a couple's suit!
13, you are ugly, but ugliness is special, that is, ugly. ....
14, friendship is much longer than love. Do you think you can spend your whole life together? Stop joking.
15, the school is a place where a group of people get together and then break up a group of people.
16, my cousin came to my house to play and fell asleep on the sofa at noon. I was going to drink a cup of yogurt next to me. As a result, I opened the yogurt too hard and spilled it on my cousin's hair and my thigh. I quickly wiped it with toilet paper. Before I could wipe the yogurt off my cousin's hair, my mother came in with a group of guests.
17, one person crosses the street, one person celebrates Valentine's Day, one person eats a couple package, one person watches a love movie, one person listens to a love song, one person cries, one person laughs, one person makes trouble, and one person practices.
18. A customer complained that there was a dead cockroach on the hotel floor. Manager: Please calm down. The cockroach is dead. Customer: It's nothing to die, but those coffin bearers make me sick!
19,-I just want you, nothing else.
20. Couples are holding hands in the park, and I am holding my dog. Let's see who bit them.
2 1, old drivers also switch freely between pollution and literature and art.
22. I like you so much that you will die if you like me?
23. If you can't get it, you'd rather destroy it.
24. Others hold hands and I hold my dog. Holding the dog by the hand, kidnapping the dog; If the dog doesn't go, drag it away.
25. I don't know what is good about you. I just want to watch you take a shower.
26. It's none of your teacher's business that I don't fall in love early. . It's not like you have a crush on your husband.
27. I went to an old classmate's house. His daughter was watching TV and saw the advertisement of Youlemei. At this time, the daughter asked his father, father, father, what am I to you? I thought the goods would say you were my little darling, but the goods turned around and said bitterly that you were my impulsive punishment, impulsive punishment.
28. Why pretend to be pure when it's all water? Why pretend to be a sheep when they are all wolves?
29. I have a good friend, a young woman, who is a student of Dalian International Studies University. 2/kloc-staying in the boudoir at the age of 0/is a gentle and graceful virtue in Jiangnan, with both lively and cheerful temperament. Looking for a boyfriend, good looks, good character.
30. Children should pay attention to safety and rest when playing! Only in this way can you have a good body, and you, after reading the message, go to sleep quickly!
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