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A funny joke told in a long comment

Being a person with a smile on his mouth and a happy heart, I brought you some funny jokes to comment on. I hope you will like them!

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1. This is my first comment. I'm so nervous. What should I say? How many words do I have to type to show my literary talent? How about this? Will it catch fire? Will I write too far? I write so abstruse, will others not understand it? How can I write an elegant and unique level? Is it too fast to write so much in half an hour? I am so excited!

You told me here again that the foreman was looking for you everywhere and told you to hurry back to the construction site. There are still 20 tons of cement to be unloaded, and the foreman said that you 10 will not get a penny of 300 yuan's salary unless you come back. And the village chief called me to tell you that widow Wang from the village next door came to your house to propose marriage and told you to go back to find her tomorrow when you got paid.

3. Looking at the astronomical phenomena last night, I found that one of the stars in the Big Dipper had shifted to the south by two centimeters, and I knew that the donor's luck had run out. Today, I saw that the donor's yin Tang was black, his eyes were purple and he was incoherent. It seems that the donor's life will soon be over! Shi mainly wanted to save the day by climbing the Himalayas and Mount Everest and asking the primitive Buddha for a pack of "Banlangen" clothes.

4. After reading what you said, I turned off my cell phone, smoked a cigarette seriously, then went to the refrigerator to get a bottle of Tsingtao beer, drank two mouthfuls, went to the window and looked at the cloudless Wan Li outside. At this time, I couldn't control my emotions and shouted at the sky: What is this written? Hellip, you have to tell me something big!

I saw you talking again, which made me worry about you: Have you finished writing the advanced math? Can you pass CET-4 and CET-6? Do you have a life plan? Does the university let you talk every day? Can you stand in the society in the future? Is it helpful for you to find a job smoothly? Can telling parents reassure them? Tell me if you can serve your country and find someone. Have you ever thought that in the future, if you struggle alone, the vortex of society will always involve you. Can you stand the competition of the jungle? If you don't study hard, how can you have a skill, how to highlight yourself, how to repay your parents without studying hard, and how to solve these problems?

I was shocked when I saw this speech. Looking closely, it turned out to be a student of Shandong University (Xinglong Mountain Campus). Shandong University is a national key university directly under the Ministry of Education, a national "21Engineering" and "985 Engineering Superiority Discipline Innovation Platform", "Excellent Engineer Education and Training Plan" and "18". No wonder you can say such big things.

7.: The first reply, so nervous! Are there any hidden rules? Do you need to take it off? What should I say? How many words does it take to show literary talent? Is it too far for me to write so well? It's so profound that others can't understand it? So excited! How can I pretend to reply frequently? So nervous.

8. This talk is well written, and it shows extraordinary literary skills in a plain way. It can be said that every sentence is a classic and a model that our generation should learn. From the perspective of novel art, this talk may not be very successful, but its experimental significance is far greater than success itself. As the saying goes: "A Ma Benteng, shooting a bow, heaven and earth are in my heart!" Really worthy of being a new generation of pioneers without boundaries! After reading your conversation sentence by sentence, my heart can't be calm and shocked for a long time!

9. Your mother just called me and said that she wanted you to buy a pig for your family with 300 yuan and keep it for your wedding years ago. Your former lover in the village called and said that the registration fee for Eva School needs 600 yuan. Please pay it as soon as possible. Your boss just said that the salary you advanced from him last month has surpassed that of 900 yuan, so you have no salary this month, and the salary you owe next month will be deducted. Your current girlfriend just called and said that she was arrested in Dongguan, asking you to bring 60 yuan as soon as possible.

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7. I have a little friend who scolds the street with me.

8. I want to be your only one. I can't copy or paste.

9. I am fat, but I have a collarbone.

10, even if my character is worse, I dare not compliment your style.

Funny personality, the smallest kindness is better than the greatest kindness.

1, be a calm person, be a kind person, be a person with a smile on his mouth and happiness in his heart.

2. The smallest good deed is better than the greatest good thought.

One day, I will meet someone who won't leave me.

I really want to put you in my trouser pocket and take you with me wherever you go.

5. What we have been obsessed with is gradually forgotten in the process of obsession.

6. There are cigarettes, alcohol and chicks, but there is no gay friends.

7. menstruation is like a big wolf. When he leaves, he always shouts: I will definitely come back.

8. Small breasts don't blame parents, and big birds don't have to thank the country.