Talk to a slightly fatter girl about warmth.

1. Everyone says I'm fat, but I'm just thin.

Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

Being fat is not a sin, but God is jealous that you will be too perfect if you lose weight.

Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.

The reason for being fat is probably that my thin body can't hold my great personality.

6. I prayed to God to make me rich, but God kept making me fat.

7. I am fat! I'm fine. I can play with my face pinched. You have lost weight! If you have nothing to do, just watch me squeeze my face and play.

8. You are not fat at all, but there is a little blank in the photo.

9. I have always believed that I will be thin, but now I am just playing fat. I didn't expect to get high when I was playing.

10. I don't care whether my friend is fat or not. Not as fat as me anyway.

If I am not fat, I am actually quite thin.