What are the nonsense comments spoofed by WeChat circle?

There are many nonsense comments in the WeChat circle. Here are a few.

1, this talk is novel in conception, unique in theme, clear in paragraphs, bizarre in plot, ups and downs, clear in main line, fascinating and straightforward, showing extraordinary literary skills. It can be said to be a classic and a model that our generation should learn.

This is my first comment. I'm so nervous. What should I say? How many words can I type to show my literary talent? How about this? Will it become a hot topic? Will I write too far? I write so abstruse, will others not understand it? How can I write an elegant and unique level?

I envy seeing you talk every day. You talk about something that looks powerful all day. So I can only watch you send it silently, praise it from time to time, and send it myself when I have time, so I can pretend to be familiar with you. Really, my heart is so tired.

4. Take care of yourself, tuck yourself in at night, eat well, don't just wear clothes, don't stay up late, remember to turn down the brightness of your mobile phone when you sleep, otherwise there will be radiation, remember that I care about you.