Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - I will protect you, girl. Tell me.

I will protect you, girl. Tell me.

Don't talk about you, don't want you, ignore you, don't look at you, and then scare you to death.

Second, when I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. I can't hate a man with vision.

Third, if you choose to be a dog, I will take you away with a rope and I will never stop until I kill you.

I don't have to find anyone else anymore. I know it's good to have you here.

Fifth, emotional illness is serious and self-control ability is poor. I just had time to pull the fallen residue.

6. Be happy, you may die one day.

Seven, I Buddha compassion. If the Buddha doesn't destroy you, I will destroy you.

Eight, you are the unattainable light, the imagination that you can't quit, and the love that you can't give up.

Nine, life is not only poetry and distance, but also mobile phones and express delivery.

Since you broke into my world and participated in my present, you are not allowed to leave without my permission.

All that can be taken away is rubbish.

Twelve, Lao tze play is not a patent, is original.

Thirteen, you must be cruel, endure or get out.

Fourteen, but I have deep feelings for childe.

15. Isn't love like this? You stab me, I stab you, you stab me, I stab you again. Anyway, it's almost enough to calculate the injuries on the other side.

16. If you think too clearly about love, you will worry too much.

In public, I often choose to be a polite person, but in private, I often insult my manners.

Eighteen, the girl's domineering is the coldness of her eyes, the girl's domineering is the cruelty on her face, and the girl's domineering is psychological arrogance!

I'd rather go alone than be hurt by a woman.

You should feel honored, because not every dog barks at me, and I am in the mood to throw a bone at it.

The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love!

Twenty-two, the dreamer in the dream wakes up and sleeps with him.

Twenty-three, don't say that my eyes are poor or that he is ugly. I don't like him because of his appearance.

24, baby, you remember, the wind and water turn around, don't do everything too well, sometimes you fucking beg me.

Twenty-five, I have a truck full of jiao, and I have nowhere to scatter.

26. Hard life needs no explanation!

Twenty-seven, God is obedient to me, God is prosperous, and God is against me, which is called death.

28. In the future, what you hold in your heart, what you hold in your arms and what you hold under your body are all me.

Don't overestimate yourself, you are just an ordinary person.

Thirty, growth is not walking on glass slag bit by bit.

It's thirty-one, and the years are still long. You can go with your frivolity.

Thirty-two, you keep a secret, I'll keep you.

The word "later" sums up all the things that we don't want to change, but they are beyond recognition.

Thirty-four, suitable for girls to talk about domineering personality with pictures

35. Memory flooded us, but time separated us.

Thirty-six, commitment is like farting, it was earth-shattering at that time, and then it was pale and powerless.

Thirty-seven, the entanglement in my heart has been solved, which is a knot and a robbery.

38. I am working hard now, but I don't want to look down on myself in the future.

If you wake up in the middle of the night, don't forget to tuck your roommate in.

Don't show off your ignorant pride in front of me.

Forty-one, you are still clinging, pestering, rolling around in the same place and loving painfully.

Change my heart and give me a heart of stone.

43. Since you can't do it, why do you say one thing and do another?