Talk about the space for nonsense.

1, selling yourself to the theatre, is a love of literature and art 2. When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

There are too many cars, and the road is indigestion.

4, the past is unbearable, and the present situation is not as good as the past.

5. My mother praised me for being virtuous and carefree.

6, only envy mandarin ducks, not envy fairy, happiness is endless.

7. How time flies! It was dark as soon as I got up.

8. Don't look at your lifelong regret, look at your lifelong regret.

9, playing is pro, swearing is love, dear is not enough to kick!

10, the highest level of ignorance is two words: pretend to understand!

1 1, we want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig in the same circle.

12, learning is endless, so I never graduated.

13, riding wolves, herding sheep, singing folk songs and playing hooligans.

14, what is the world, which makes people confused?

15, think of thousands of roads at night, get up in the morning and take the original road.

16, when you are young, you get a zit, and when you grow up, you get a pit.

17, vulnerabilities and patches Qi Fei, blue screen * * * crash.

18, I use the joy of pulling eggs to face the cruelty of the world.

19, many people are looking for him. If you are not ill, take two steps.

20. Boss, a lottery ticket. The bet I want to win.

2 1, reason is like a big liar, and sensibility is like a neuropathy.

22. I want to buy an iphone4, and I don't know what brand is good.

23, always in a daze, afraid that one day I will really become a fool.

24. Two basic points of life: confusion and chic.

I can't keep up with your steps. I think I'm lost.

26. Those who are afraid of debt collection are heroes, and those who are afraid of debt are really poor.

27. Don't talk with your lungs. What you said is nonsense.

28. What is a mistress? At best, he is only one person.

29. There are no Amis in the south. Tathagata: Say that you are destined for love.

30. Don't always say that you are all right. Nothing is nothing.

3 1, don't tell me to grow old together, I want to have black hair forever.

32. What are you pretending to be tender? Wrinkles on the face can kill flies.

The person you missed is no longer in the service area, please consider it later.

I won't show you my sadness, I'm afraid you can't help laughing.

35. There is a kind of love called letting go. Please go when you let go.

36. Like you, I have watched it for too long and don't want to watch it again!

37. Men are like 1 yuan coins, with 1 in front and chrysanthemums behind.

38. You laugh that I am different from you, and I laugh that you are all the same.

39. I am willing to copy the happiness of others and not create my own sadness.

40. It is said that what is a horse is a cloud, and that swift horse is a cloud in a cloud.

4 1, put love at one end of the scale and life at the other.

42. If you want to marry a rich man, find someone to find Altman.

43. It's shameful to save some flowers and squander with so little character.

44. After meeting you, I realized that dinosaurs can actually reappear.

45. The secret of popularity is to endure when you can't bear it.

46, want to learn from me, find some essence, don't let me see through you at a glance.

47. After watching your life, I finally found the courage to live.

48. Your love is like a vending machine. Anyone with money can do it.

49. You said: How can you see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? But you are a storm!

To be exact, I am not superstitious at all except believing in God!

5 1, there is an attitude called sentient beings and meanness, and there is a state called nothing to find.

52, abnormal condition should be early, if it comes too late, happiness will not be so happy.

53. Some people make you feel terrible, while others owe you toothache.

54. If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

The function of the school is to do what you want, but it won't let you do anything.

56. There are no men who don't care, only men who can't care.

57. I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least, if I feel uncomfortable, you will also hurt.

58. Being lovelorn means that you plan to spend your life with others, and they won't give you this life.

59. As a pig, you can also have ideals, such as protecting the Buddhist scriptures of Tang Priest.

If you don't love me, I will drown you in my overwhelming thoughts. .

6 1, I long for freedom, but the human body doesn't know how to climb out of the dog hole!

62. You scold me because you don't know me. When you know me, you may pull out your knife to kill me!

63. Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.

65. If one day, my signature is not updated frequently, it will prove that I am doing well.

66. Look at you like that. Fortunately, you are not the Tang Priest, or you will destroy all the goblins.

67. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

68. If you are right, don't be shameless; You can tell him you don't need a face at all.

69. If two heads are better than one, there are at least 400 million Zhuge Liang in China.

70. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so, and don't always let others move around to help you tell me you're sorry.

7 1, when one day, you find an irresistible feeling, maybe it's called love!

72. If I were Tang Priest, would you arrest me with a demon? -Say Wukong before going to bed at night and catch some goblins for the master to play with.

73. If one day, a few years later, I leave you, even if you have searched all over the world, will you still find me?

74. I want to write "I love you" all over the street in that turbulent era, so that people passing by can sigh. I won't be taken away by the police.

What a ridiculous classic. Tell me about it.

My mother praised me for being virtuous and carefree.

Don't tell me to grow old together, I want to have black hair forever.

Xiao San is nothing, he is only one person at best.

Today is a white day? Is this the festival of White Snake and Xu Xian? ...

It seems that we are all at an awkward age, but the children are not convinced when they call us uncles and aunts. ...

Teacher: Why are there so many typos in your paper? Student: Because I use pinyin input method.

You said you would wait for me, and you did. You found a man to wait with.

You said you would love me all my life, but I forgot to ask you, this life or the next.

If one day, my signature is not updated frequently, it proves that I am doing well.

I know you know shit like a farmer's uncle.

Tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

Riding wolves, herding sheep, singing folk songs and playing hooligans

Hello, aunt, I'm your son's boyfriend!

How time flies! It was dark as soon as I got up.

What are you pretending to be tender? Wrinkles on the face can kill flies.

You scold me because you don't know me. When you know me, you may draw a knife to kill me!

Boss, a lottery ticket, the bet I want to win.

People are looking for him for thousands of times, and you can take two steps without illness.

I won't show you my sadness, I'm afraid you can't help laughing.

Beating is kissing, scolding is love, dear is not enough to kick!

Always in a daze, afraid that one day I will really become a fool.

This is the whole character. Save some flowers, it is shameful to squander them.

I face the cruelty of the world with the joy of pulling eggs.

I long for freedom, but the human body doesn't know how to climb out of the dog hole!

If two heads are better than one, China has at least 400 million Zhuge Liang.

Put love at one end of the scale and life at the other.

Being lovelorn means that you plan to spend your life with others, and they won't give you this life.

There is an attitude called being a bitch, and there is a state called making trouble.

I remember a poet I used to like once wrote a father who chased the sun. Since we can't catch up, we hit it.

Think of a thousand roads at night and take one road in the morning.

Those who are afraid of debt collection are heroes, and those who are afraid of debt are really poor.

It is said that a horse is a cloud, and a swift horse is a cloud in a cloud.

There is no man who is not a playboy, only a man who has no playboy ability.

Want to learn from me, find some essence, don't let me see through you at a glance.

The pervert should come early, and if he comes too late, happiness will not be so good.

Only envy Yuanyang, not fairy, happiness is endless.

You laugh that I am different from you, and I laugh that you are all the same.

The past is unbearable, and the situation is not as good as before.

I want to buy an iphone4, but I don't know what brand is good.

There are too many cars, and the road is indigestion.

Learning is endless, so I never graduated.

Don't talk with your lungs, it's all nonsense.

There is a kind of love called letting go. Please go when you let go.

The wife said, "Husband, you are really manly!" " I asked, "What's that smell?" She said, "smelly feet and smoke. ...

Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

If I were Tang Priest, would you arrest me with a demon? -Say Wukong before going to bed at night, and catch some goblins for the master to play with!

Men are like 1 yuan coins, with 1 in front and chrysanthemums behind.

I would rather copy the happiness of others than create my own sadness.

After watching your life, I finally found the courage to live.

As a pig, you can also have ideals, such as protecting the Tang priest's Buddhist scriptures.

Just like you, I've watched it for too long, and I don't want to watch it anymore!

Vulnerabilities and patches in Qi Fei, blue screen * * * crash.

You love literature and art by selling yourself to see plays.

I can't keep up with your steps. I think I'm lost.

Don't look at your lifelong regret, look at your lifelong regret.

If one day, I leave you, a few years later, even if you look all over the world, will you find me?

Take other people's road, so that others have no way out.

You asked me if I had any religious beliefs, and I said, "Does narcissism count?"

Don't always say that you are fine, it's not a matter of nothing.

The highest state of ignorance is two words: pretend to understand!

To be exact, I am not superstitious at all except believing in God!

Your love is like a vending machine. Anyone can have money.

We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig in the same circle.

The person you missed is no longer in the service area, please consider it later.

It's confusing to ask what love is in the world.

The secret of popularity is to endure it when it is unbearable.

Reason is like a big liar, and sensibility is like a psychopath.

I got a zit when I was young, and I got a pit when I grew up.

Two basic points in life: confusion and intelligence.

Only after I met you did I know that dinosaurs could actually reappear.

There are no Amis in the south. For example, you are destined for love.

Want to marry a rich man, find someone to marry Altman.

Some people make you feel bad, others make you have a toothache.

If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always make people say sorry for you.

The function of the school is to do what you want, but it won't let you do anything.

If you don't love me, I will drown you in my overwhelming thoughts.

Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.

This is the most painful time every day, and I feel like I'm dying ~

If there is you, don't say don't face; You can tell him you don't need a face at all.

Look at you like that, it's a good thing you're not a Tang priest, or you'll destroy all the goblins.

If you listen to too many sweet words, you will get diabetes.

Look at you, so shameless and heartless, you must be very light.

When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least, if I feel uncomfortable, you will also hurt.

I want to write "I love you" all over the street in that turbulent era, so that people passing by can sigh. I won't be taken away by the police.

When one day, you find an irresistible feeling, maybe it's called love!

In today's society, there is no money and no status. In order to live a happy life, you, I and he both sacrificed.

You said: How can you see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? But you are a storm!

I heard that the most beautiful scenery in the world is the young danger of squatting on the road.

Without action, any idea is nonsense.

1. Only those who do not avoid pain and confusion are qualified to talk about optimism and firmness. Fate will not be kind to anyone, nor will it prepare for you alone.

2. If life is a proof question, you are the best answer.

People learn best when they are happy and grow up when they are miserable.

4. Give yourself some time. Forgive yourself for doing many stupid things. Accept yourself and love yourself. The past will pass, and what should come is on the way.

5, every industry is like this: many of the first places in those years have disappeared, and those who were once unknown have become leaders. The real career is not quick success and instant benefit. Success depends mostly on slow fire. You may not be the first, but you must be the last to give up.

6. Every successful person is an ascetic, and only they know how much silence and incomprehension there are on the road to success.

7. No matter how big your dreams, ideas and hobbies are, laziness will ruin your life.

8. When you face one opportunity after another, when you face one choice after another, if you make the right choice, you won't be afraid of failure, frustration or rejection.

9. Keep yourself busy, so busy that you have no time to think about unimportant things, so many things are quietly forgotten. Time may not prove many things, but it can certainly see through many things. Believe in your choice, be firm, run hard, and tomorrow will be better.

10, the sense of accomplishment comes from your continuous growth in study, health, mind and wealth.

1 1. In this world, only those who give can get real happiness.

12, no action, any idea is nonsense; It's easy to think about one thing, but it's not so easy to do one thing, but you must do it, otherwise you will never realize your idea.

13. The most successful people focus on the present and the future. Successful people are people who have failed many times, but they never focus on the past.

14, don't complain, don't fantasize, change yourself, set goals, and move toward your inner direction.

15, a person's life is only one hundred years at most, but the time that belongs to us is only dozens of spring and autumn. Take a few more steps while you are young and enjoy the scenery along the way. Don't rush to your destination and miss the warm people and things in the fleeting time; While you are still young, talk more romantic words, do more simple and happy things, and don't miss the best fragments and occasions in life; Do more things we want to do while we are still young.

16, when someone forces you to break through yourself, you should thank him. He is an important person in your life. Maybe you will change because of him. When no one forces you, please force yourself, because the real change is that you want to change. The process of transformation is very painful, but every transformation will have growth surprises.

17, indecision is the greatest negative energy in life. There is nothing to hesitate about in life. From the perspective of life, any choice on your life path is wrong, no matter how you choose, there are mistakes; So, when you choose to come, a and b, just take one and go. There is no right or wrong in life, only persistence after choice, no regrets, and it is right to go on. My favorite poem is: when you walk, flowers bloom and fall.

18, in the workplace, keep close to everyone, colleagues will not become friends, even if they become friends, they may come to you for the benefit. No matter subordinates or superiors, be polite and gentle to others. Never talk about people behind their backs at any time.

19, the person who will accompany you to the end will always be yourself. Only by continuous progress can we not lose face. If you are tired, sleepy and unable to catch up, think that the essence of life is so bitter. It is the privilege of a corpse to lie comfortably without suffering or fatigue. It's best to know that God only helps those who help themselves. If you fall, it is yourself who reaches out, because you are your own God.

20. Swallow your grievances and tears. Don't lose if you can't afford to lose. If you can't die, stand up and tell everyone who looks down on you that I'm fine. Failure doesn't mean you are poor, but reminds you to work hard. If you feel disappointed and powerless now, how will you carry it in the future?

Exclusive Quotations of Non-mainstream Men —— Facing his mother's life with a nonsense attitude

Young people are too young and crazy. Nuns are crazy, too.

One day, the power is in hand, killing all the people in the world who failed me.

Life is so charming and your mother is so coquettish.

It is better to laugh at life than to escape from reality.

Don't play tricks on me, or I'll play along.

Why are you wearing briefs? Because it saves money and cloth.

You know my length and I know your depth.

People on earth are good at living. You fry the cake and I'll fry the eggs.

Life is in vain without struggle, and life is meaningless without hardship and tiredness.

A man may not be handsome, but he must have taste.

Have money to do things well, but have no money to do people well.

All kinds of bites, all kinds of songs, all kinds of tunes.

People wear clothes, horses wear saddles, and dogs run happily with bells.

Cut the power cord with a kitchen knife, and the fire flashed all the way.

If you regret it, don't do it. If you do, don't regret it.

Don't shit on your head, you are a gourd doll.

Even if your name is taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

Your mother chased me for ten blocks and said I looked like your father.

Life is hard to walk. Make friends, not dogs!

Eat, drink and be merry, that's the goods, share joys and sorrows, that's the wife.

The average boy is generally proud, and the average girl leans.

A group of dogs behind the rich can't walk without money.

China has millions of children. If it's not cool, change it.

Peng Pai Institution, Peng Pai. Peng Pai's Flower Cold is the most fascinating.

Sincerity can't compare with red money, and feelings are just sexual needs.

It's a wave of goods, not goods, but goods in goods.

Cheap and promising, coquettish and foreign.

No matter how beautiful underwear is, it has to be B.

Be happy when you see B, and shoot when you meet B.

Not everything, just everything.

Not the right door, just the right place.

The poorest people are nothing more than begging, and there will be a day when they die.

Life is given by parents. Cherish it and go by yourself. Be careful.

Everyone asked you to play Baidu, but suddenly I looked back and you were in sogou.

Ask what love is in the world, everything has its vanquisher.

The rich second generation is loved by everyone, while the poor second generation is lonely.

Nongfu Spring is a little sweet, and Linglao is a little hung.

If you are too crazy, you can't get ahead.

Some people have already seen through, and some things have already been understood.

Brother Longyou and Brother Shuang Ying are both proud and loyal.

If you have a life to earn, you must have a life to spend. If you lose your heart, don't take it.

I am blessed with brilliance, and I will be more rampant than the sky.

My life is not up to me, and the sky kills me.

Wear mink with a bag and hug your little sister.

Soft Chinese, hard Yuxi, the shorter the hair, the better B.

It's not illegal for men to rob, and women live by B.

How many tigers are beautiful women, and how many beautiful women are greedy for cheap.

Don't pretend to be a ghost, a god, tight or pure.

Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

Live easily, live easily. Life is not fucking easy.

Waving the flag of the object, smashing the free B.

There is style in society, but I am not your object.

Men enjoy a moment, women enjoy the whole process.

The present society is: brain society, money brings people. You can be expensive or free.

Pretend to be interesting and coquettish.

Men are born of women, and women are stung by men.

The so-called successful woman is a cow during the day and a cow at night.

I won't do anything as long as you don't run errands.

No matter how strong a man's will is, Sao B's seduction is also confused.

Look at the past, it's all goods, sister. Who do you want to live with?

A woman can't see through her heart because her breasts are too thick.

Don't treat me like a citizen and tell the story of the underworld.

Blame yourself for being too young to tell whether it is a man or a dog.

Reality raped the past, leaving the seeds of evil, called memory.

Be a man with temperament and soak in the smell of women.

As long as the money is in place, the glass is all dry and broken.

As long as the posture is in place, your mother will be intoxicated.

No matter how broken underwear is, it's sexy, and no matter how deep feelings are, it's bullshit.

All kinds of postures, all kinds of worship, all kinds of ditties, all kinds of hi.

Hard cutting by hand saves money to eat cookies.

I said Shanxi produces carbon, and you said grass B sweats.

Flowers are red, and people are different from dogs.

When the goods expire and people are tired of watching them, how long can you be awesome in dad's eyes?

Blindness in youth and cough in old age.

Teenagers don't know the essence, but always watch B empty tears.

Tang priest is very low-key, wearing a trench coat and a hat.

It's all Yili yogurt, what Mengniu Trenshu.

Women are easy to be satisfied, and it is easy for you to stumble.