Funny sentences without temper in traffic jams [sharing]

Traffic jams make you lose your temper. 1. "The bridge is blocked every day. You can get on the bridge smoothly when driving to work without traffic jams. That really won the lottery!

2. Brother goes home and wishes him a happy traffic jam!

There are often traffic jams on the happy road because there are too many people on the road. ?

It's really bad to be far from home. A holiday lasts seven days, just two days. Considering the traffic jam, you may lose a day or two, but what can you do?

I wish all the people who travel today that the traffic jam on the road makes you unable to accompany me.

6. On the way to work today, the traffic jam blocked the feeling of the festival. It was really difficult for a female driver to add dark and foggy days, continuous drizzle and high beam lights.

7.22. High-speed traffic jam. I shouted who was going to hit the glory of the king, and I laughed.

8. Traffic jam, almost passed out by urine. Sum up the lesson: drink water in small sips, and don't drink too much at a time.

9. The May Day holiday is coming. I bought a globe. The world is so big that I can not only look around, but also walk around.

10. Is it deep? Is the newly built road full of potholes? ?

1 1. On weekdays, spit out its smog and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a touch of sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

12. The May Day holiday is coming. Are you still alone? It's not people, it's dogs!

13. Traffic jam, traffic jam, not time, of course, people are blocking.

14. The Japanese have been upset and caught in traffic jams.

15. The traffic around the city is almost circular.

16.？ Since everyone realized that there would be traffic jams on the expressway during the festival, the traffic jam time has been advanced.

17. From the toll booth to the provincial highway, cars are blocked. Why not let them go for free?

18. You can call your family, friends and even customers in traffic jams. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, some people have made a big deal, and some people have also gained love ... Traffic jams really promote the feelings between people.

19. Going out to play at this time is to warm up.

20. I am very dissatisfied with traffic jams. When I become a nouveau riche, I will buy a plane.

The traffic jam is so ridiculous that I have lost my temper. Chapter 2 1. Do you want to? Less people, less cars and smooth roads?

22. The Spring Festival is coming, and it is another holiday with traffic jams when going out and going home, which is hard to be exploded.

23. Expressway Auto Show, a luxury auto show with the most complete variety and the largest number of exhibitors.

24. Come on, good luck hurts people, and traffic jams at full speed.

25. During the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, others showed their magic in traffic jams on the expressway, and we watched their Weibo in the office to amuse ourselves.

26. I was stuck in traffic for over an hour. That's great. How expensive it is to take a taxi in Beijing. You got me stuck in a traffic jam.

27. There was a traffic jam on the expressway. Who should I call the glory of the king? And my wife is waiting. Think about whether you are stuck in traffic or lost.

28. At this time of the day, the passing cars seem to be gathering together and they don't want to leave for a long time.

29. The most malicious abuse I have heard so far is: I scold you for going out in traffic jams all your life!

30.33. Ice Crystal Gate gets stuck in traffic every morning and keeps saying that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

3 1. Haha, there was a traffic jam on National Day, and the drivers turned off the engine directly!

32. I know that the traffic jam on National Day is normal, but it is still blocked at this time, which makes me doubt my life.

Happy National Day! During holidays, relax when traveling, calm when stuck in traffic jams, and stay at home and read books.

34. when can this be moved to the place slowly ~

35. The traffic jam is very annoying. It may take three hours to get from school to Guiyang by visual inspection.

Unexpectedly, someone went home last month and will arrive this month.

37. Traffic jam, catching a bus, waiting for a bus, taking a long-distance bus and walking around with heavy boxes, emm, this is the last day of my holiday.

38. When there is a traffic jam, everyone shows their magic power, including fishing, walking the dog and going out for activities. I just sit in the car and enjoy one drama after another.

39. Going home for the New Year, I still can't escape the curse of traffic jam and get stuck in traffic jam.

40. Traffic jams are very annoying. A bunch of annoying things get stuck in traffic jams and can only be relieved by music. AC/DC will always be at the top of my song list. Turn up the volume and close the window. This moment is my own time.

Humorous sentences poking fun at traffic jams

A humorous sentence poking fun at traffic jams 1. I will wait for you at the next intersection. There is a traffic jam at this intersection.

2. You can call your family, friends and even customers when there is traffic jam. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, some people have made a big deal, and some people have also gained love ... Traffic jams really promote the feelings between people.

The road is blocked, just look at the sky, and the sky is blocked.

The college entrance examination will be held tomorrow. Candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jam on your way to the examination room. I hope you can play normally. I hope you can have the same examination room as people you know.

5. Is it miserable? Shoes and mud trucks are trapped and nobody cares!

6. Traffic jam, catching a bus, waiting for a bus, taking a long-distance bus and walking around with heavy boxes, emm,,, This is the last day of my holiday.

7.46. Traffic jams get on my nerves. In fact, it would be better to calm down and look around. If you are unhappy, just look at me. I'm sure you'll be fine, too. Unite.

8. There is still a traffic jam on the airport expressway at 2: 30 in the morning, and I really want to vomit blood.

9. People are on the road, so you are stuck, so you are stuck, so you are stuck, so it is too difficult for me.

10.？ The traffic jam is so annoying that as soon as something goes wrong, Dalian traffic will be paralyzed. I've had enough! I've had enough!

1 1. It rains all night and festivals are always blocked by cars.

12. It took two and a half hours to walk less than one kilometer, and it hasn't arrived yet … This is a memorable day in the history of traffic jams …

13. Traffic jam on National Day ... Yes, it takes three hours by car.

14. Don't get stuck in traffic, smile and watch the scenery in a different mood. ?

15. Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for an hour.

16. There is no way for mountains and heavy waters to be suspected again. I woke up in the same place.

17. How can you be so calm when you secretly love me! Today is Valentine's Day! ! Did you get caught in a traffic jam on your way here?

18. Traffic jams get on my nerves. In fact, it will be better to calm down and look around. If you are unhappy, just look at me. I'm sure you'll be fine, too. Unite.

19. On the way home, the traffic jam is like constipation for many years, and the passengers in the car don't move no matter how anxious they are.

20. The lover is waiting for you. Think about whether you are stuck in a traffic jam or lost.

Humorous sentences about traffic jam 2 2 1 Traffic jam, also called calories.

22. Is it strange? Driving is not as fast as walking! ?

23. The Shenzhen-Shantou Expressway is seriously congested, and the owner gets off to play tennis!

24. Haha, there was a traffic jam on National Day, and the drivers turned off the engine directly!

25. There was a serious traffic jam when I went home during the Spring Festival. It's been blocked for more than three hours. There are teammates stuck in traffic all the way.

26. Congestion, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road wouldn't be blocked. If private cars can queue up politely, traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

27. In the first year, you can wait in the cold wind at the intersection after the night shift; If you want to take a taxi, when you can't, ask if you want to take the bus. When there is a traffic jam, only the black car driver will take the initiative to choose the road with fewer cars for you.

28. Go to sleep! ! Sleep! ! ! Can't play any more, and there will be a traffic jam on the National Day Expressway tomorrow.

29. Tell me about the humorous mood of gaining weight-1-

30. During the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, others showed their magic in the traffic jam on the expressway, and we watched their Weibo in the office to amuse ourselves.

3 1. So far, the most malicious abuse I have heard is: I scold you for going out in traffic jams all your life!

32. Come on, good luck hurts people, and traffic jams at full speed.

33. Feel the beauty of the most congested city in the world! I'm upset and impatient.

34. Going home for the New Year, all kinds of traffic jams, traffic jams do not block the heart!

I feel that for so long, all I can care about is some friends. On the way to the National Day traffic jam, I actually expect my parents to call me and ask me where I am now. Are you hungry, carsick or not? Leave me a door when you come back late! Oh, it feels quite small.

36. Brother goes home and wishes him a happy traffic jam!

37. There was a traffic jam on the expressway. Who should I call the glory of the king? And my wife is waiting. Think about whether you are stuck in traffic or lost.

38.38. Chinese-style traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, and the car behind failed to enter the scene, resulting in a traffic jam for more than an hour.

39. Traffic jams kill pigs.

40. We escaped from the traffic jam on National Day ahead of schedule, and met the ugliest gourd and gourd baby in history. What a sin! ...

Talking about sharing the humorous mood of traffic jam across the street

Humor in traffic jam across the road (I) 1. Everyone got off the bus and did morning exercises. There are also drivers walking their dogs on the highway.

2. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work

3. At the traffic lights ahead, block up and cook in a pot. I waited for minutes, but I haven't got half a step.

4. Chinese-style traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, but the cars behind them missed each other, which caused the wrecker to be unable to enter the scene and was blocked for more than an hour.

5. National Day traffic jam ... Yes, it takes three hours by car.

6. The May Day holiday is coming. I bought a globe. The world is so big that I can not only look around, but also walk around.

7. Going home for the New Year is the perfect way to go home, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences. Some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

8. On the way to work, the traffic in Wan Li is empty. Looking inside and outside the street, the car shop is like a turtle, and the driver is restless and motionless, always peeing at the red light. The traffic is so heavy that countless rich people get on the bus. Cherish Audi A6, as slow as a snail. Mercedes-Benz BMW, nowhere to get mad. A generation of Tianjiao, Lamborghini, watched the electric motorcycle catch up with the car in tears. I used to count bicycles and laugh while pedaling.

9.22. High-speed traffic jam. I shouted who was going to hit the glory of the king, and I laughed.

10.29. The traffic jam in the morning rush hour is always a nightmare!

1 1. Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for two hours.

12. yo, yo, chuck will start watching traffic jams on national day tomorrow.

13. Go out early and return late. After crossing an intersection for half an hour, there are all kinds of traffic jams on the road. Is it worth wasting time?

14. Afraid of the traffic jam on National Day, I got up at 4: 30 to continue Lanzhou.

15. Every time I go home for the New Year, I am Du Like Jie. I won't be caught in a traffic jam. After a few hours' journey, I finally spent a day, and my mood suddenly became ugly.

16. There are often traffic jams on the happy road because there are too many people on the road.

17. Some people showed their magic in the high-speed traffic jam during the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, and we watched their Weibo amuse ourselves in the office.

18. Depart before the National Day traffic jam. I got on the highway at ten o'clock in the evening. At first glance, I think it's almost Jiangyin Bridge. I always do this when I go back to my parents' house. Looking forward to next year's high-speed rail. Leave the place that makes me tired and go back to see my dear friend. It's not excitement, it's more calm and release. I know there will always be someone by my side ~

19. Going home for the Spring Festival this year, relatives are discussing how long it will take to get home.

20. We escaped from the National Day traffic jam ahead of time and met the ugliest gourd and gourd doll in history. What a sin! ...

Humor in traffic jam (2)1. The real quality of life is that you don't have to go out to endure traffic jams on holidays such as National Day. * * * with everyone.

22. There are always some naive humans who think that when you press the horn a few times in traffic jams, the car will move!

23.？ The longest national day in history, the longest traffic jam!

24. In the morning, it's basically biscuits and flour, that's all.

25. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get it out. After that, she put a plastic bag on her head and walked to the side of the road to solve it.

26. I am happy to go home for the New Year and get stuck in traffic jams. Of course, don't get stuck for too long. I have to go home for dinner!

27. I know that the traffic jam on National Day is normal, but it is still blocked at this time, which makes me doubt my life.

28. The traffic around the city is almost circular.

29. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the way home. ?

30. I am bored to death. I'm dying of violent traffic jams on holidays. I can't wait to get off for 40 minutes and walk to the subway station. Now I just started. I'll die of depression living in this dump.

3 1.2. There are serious traffic jams in Yubei every day.

32. I am very dissatisfied with traffic jams. When I become a nouveau riche, I will buy a plane.

Sleep! Sleep! ! Sleep! ! ! Can't play any more, and there will be a traffic jam on the National Day Expressway tomorrow.

Anyone who complains about the traffic jam during the National Day holiday, join me. Anyway, the car I drive is unimpeded.

35. The college entrance examination will be held tomorrow. Candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jam on your way to the examination room. I hope you can play normally. I hope you can have the same examination room as people you know.

36. My, er, him, where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here?

37. The most romantic thing I can think of is staying at home with you. Look at the traffic jams in the street.

38. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are involved in the game of high-speed traffic jam, which is very lively.

On weekdays, it spits out smoke and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

40.？ China Expressway Auto Show is the largest auto show in the world, and it is also a luxury auto show with the most variety and the largest number of exhibitors.

Humorous sentences about traffic jams during rush hours.

Humorous sentences in rush hour traffic jam (I) 1. People who secretly love me, how can you be so calm! Today is Valentine's Day! ! Did you get caught in a traffic jam on your way here?

Go, or I will lose!

The development zone is paralyzed and the traffic jam is blocked. It seems that this National Day outing will be paralyzed.

4. People's emotions really easily affect others. For example, I should have gone to work an hour ago. Because the traffic jam is still halfway, I think it's ok, but the girl next to me is irritating and angry. I think she's annoying.

The traffic around the city is almost circular.

6. On the way to work, the traffic in Wan Li is empty. Looking inside and outside the street, the car shop is like a turtle, and the driver is restless and motionless, always peeing at the red light. The traffic is so heavy that countless rich people get on the bus. Cherish Audi A6, as slow as a snail. Mercedes-Benz BMW, nowhere to get mad. A generation of Tianjiao, Lamborghini, watched the electric motorcycle catch up with the car in tears. I used to count bicycles and laugh while pedaling.

7. Wait for you at the next intersection. There is a traffic jam at this intersection.

8. It's cold and snowy at night, and watch the sunrise at high speed.

9.？ Single girls can have blind dates on the highway today. Look at the property from the mode, look at the personality from the attitude, look at the renal function from the urine ... I can only help you here, don't thank me.

10. Traffic jams are not terrible, but holding your urine is terrible.

1 1. Traffic jam, also called calories.

12. Happy National Day! During holidays, relax when traveling, calm when stuck in traffic jams, and stay at home and read books.

13. I saw you in a traffic jam before going to bed, and you were still in a traffic jam after waking up.

14.35. What to shoot! Drive faster! Traffic jams are really annoying!

15. Staying at home is the greatest contribution to the long vacation. Traffic police, cleaners, insurance companies, and gasoline resources are not difficult, and it is even more difficult for toll collectors who do not charge for issuing cards at high speed.

Humorous sentences about rush hour traffic jams (part two) 16. On weekdays, there is smog and traffic jam, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

17. Hello, hello, hello, hello. ?

18. 1. Expressway, Pikou, the traffic jam is so severe that it is estimated that it may not be possible to get off at noon.

19. Hangzhou people collapsed. Why? Because Hangzhou Traffic Radio has released a message about Weibo, everyone has no hope of lifting the traffic jam.

20. At the traffic lights ahead, put it into the pot and cook it. I've been waiting for 30 minutes, and I haven't got half a step. ?

2 1. See and see, traffic jam version: You drive, or you don't drive, the road is stuck there and you can't walk.

22.47. It took two and a half hours to walk less than 8 kilometers, and it hasn't arrived yet … This is a memorable day in the history of traffic jams …

23. Traffic jam on the road is also a kind of travel. ?

24. Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth.

25. The old driver told us a truth: when there is a traffic jam, the road on the right is the fastest; When it is clear, the throttle in the middle is the strongest.

26. Sorry, there is a traffic jam.

27. Before me, where were those lost times? Behind me, where are the future generations? Thinking of the traffic jam ahead, I shouted to drive myself.

28. On the Second Ring Road, don't go to traffic jams in the future.

29. I originally brought two boxes of high-end moon cakes and drove out to give gifts. I was stuck in the middle of the road. I was so hungry that I ate moon cakes and found an exit to go home.

30.26. In the high-speed traffic jam ... four people in a car and three people playing mahjong on their mobile phones ... I ... can't. ...