Noble, humorous and witty copy

1. Still have to dream, or you will tell others if you drink too much.

2. Go after it if you like, no matter whether someone has a boyfriend or not, the team has a goalkeeper. I thought the ball was scored!

My girlfriend suspected that I was cheating, so I swept my face and scolded me. My other girlfriends never doubted me. Why don't you trust me so much?

When my father and I went to the supermarket, we saw a man and a woman begging for food on the roadside. We walked around, and Dad sighed: Even beggars have wives. I replied with a smile: he should have a wife before begging.

Only by pushing yourself can you know what despair is.

6. I don't understand why there is medlar in the instant noodle vegetable bag. Do I need to stay healthy after eating instant noodles?

7. The so-called white-collar workers mean paying the rent, water and electricity, buying instant noodles and fried rice, touching their pockets and lamenting that this month's salary is a white-collar worker again.

8. Four characteristics of literary youth: having musical dreams since childhood, quitting to open a cafe, changing the world, starting a business, and leaving everything behind to travel!

9. Self-timer is doomed in three minutes, and it depends on the filter in seven minutes.

10. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

1 1. You're only in your twenties, so it's normal not to meet someone you like. You'll find it later, maybe not.

12. The final review before the exam is called checking for leaks, the middle one is called Jingwei filling the sea, and the last one is called Goddess mending the sky, but I am better, and I am ready to start the world.

13. I wanted to look back at the boy and smile, but I laughed a nose bubble.

14. Times are changing, and dreams are always changing. I just wanted to get rich before, but now I just want to get rid of poverty!

15. Tell me something you wanted to do but didn't do in high school. God replied: I wanted to go to Tsinghua, but God arranged for me to read the life of Lan Xiang.

16. Only the weak will cry and beg him not to leave when they break up. We strong people all kneel on the ground and hold each other's thighs so that he can't move.

17. "How old do you think I have to be poor?" "That depends on how long you can live."

18. You can't wake up a person who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.

19. From today on, as long as they are my friends, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I lived without money for free.

20. I thought that life was about cats eating fish, dogs eating meat, and Altman beating small monsters. The reality is that the mouse plays the cat, the sheep plays the wolf, and two bears play Logger Vick to death. It's not that we are not strong, but that the world is crazy!

2 1. Many women suddenly understand what "a father loves a mountain" after becoming mothers! Shan usually just stays there doing nothing, standing on tiptoe.

22. Like other princesses, knights come to see me with different foods every day. The only difference is that my knight has to pay for delivery.

23. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you need food and clothing? Do you want to live carefree? If you want to, why don't you come to me and we'll think together.

24. My sister made my mother unhappy and my mother scolded me. My brother did something wrong and my mother scolded me. I was wronged, and my mother scolded me again.