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The funny mood phrases in QQ space are so invincible

1. I think there is always a cute little bully in my body. I have to answer questions to feed it, but recently I discovered that it is starving to death.

2. I am ugly, but I am very ugly, so I am very ugly.

3. My boyfriend asked me to play League of Legends, and I went, and then I had no time to talk to him anymore.

4. Why is it that a man with bangs raised is a tomboy, but a man without bangs can also be a man.

5. Go ahead and bask in the sun. Maybe if you get tanned, no one will call you an idiot.

6. What you learn in the first year of high school is stupid money, what you don’t learn in the second year of high school is stupid money, and what you learn in the third year of high school is stupid money.

7. I am a special person, I am an ordinary person, so I am a particularly ordinary person.

8. Don’t smile at your phone at home. Your parents will think you are in love.

9. If confession is a kind of harm, I choose to lie. If lies are also hurt, I choose silence.

10. "Spring Dawn" Sleeping in spring without waking up, there are worries everywhere. If you don't turn on the lights at night, there will be a lot of theft.

11. The exam is like having a disease. Before the exam, you have depression, and during the exam, you have amnesia. After the exam, your condition starts to get better, and when you get the paper back, you have a heart attack.

12. If you ask a male toad what is the most beautiful, his answer will definitely be a female toad. There is no doubt about his appreciation level, but the environment is different.

13. Pretending to be stupid, if done well, can make you wise as a fool. Being dull, if done well, is called deepness.

14. You can say whatever you want about me that I am handsome, I don’t mind, but don’t get involved with my friends, it’s none of their business, they are just a bunch of innocent ugly guys.

15. When I said I wanted to be a boy, my classmates came up and beat me up; when I said I wanted to cut my hair short, my girlfriends came up and beat me up!

16. When I was a child, the thickest letters were love letters; when I grow up, the thickest letters are bank statements.

17. My ears are not trash cans. Don’t throw anything here.

18. Xiao Ming, who couldn’t clean himself after jumping into the Yellow River, finally jumped into the Yangtze River.

19. Whoever can improve my grades will be yours, including my life.

20. I admit that I was an extremely pure child before kindergarten.

21. When you approached me, I was so excited that I could do a complete set of radio gymnastics.

22. The story of Meng’s mother moving three times actually shows that she had a good son. If it were me, it would be useless to move a hundred times!

23. In order to cooperate with the successful completion of China’s family planning work this year, I have decided not to have contact with friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

24. Confucius said: If you don’t sleep at noon, you will doze off in the afternoon. I said: Confucius is right.

25. Those encounters like fireworks are just a prosperous moment. Maybe, some things are already doomed.

26. Making money is like a long-distance run. You run around without seeing the shadow of money. Spending money is like running water, and there is no shadow of money behind you.

27. It was a white Sunday morning, and Li Gongjun lined up to collect rags.

28. I was also an infatuated person, but it rained and I drowned.

29. Every time I try to cram the Buddha, the Buddha always gives me a kick.

30. The most painful love triangle in the world: I love food, fat loves me.

31. If love lasts for a long time, how can it last forever? Dear baby, I can't always be with you, but your heart and I will always be together.

32. For singles, Valentine’s Day is like an aunt, it hurts every time it comes.

33. You said that you might marry someone you don’t like in the future. It doesn’t matter. I am willing to be the person you don’t like.

34. Standard for otaku and otaku: take the computer as the center of the circle on the bed and use the arm length as the radius to pick up items.

35. In my next life, I will be an onion, and I will make anyone who bullies me burst into tears.

36. Nowadays, many girls like to put straw in their hair. I didn’t feel anything at first, until an elder told me that in the past, it meant selling one’s body.

37. Attention everyone, some experts pointed out: If your mobile phone is out of battery at night, you must remember to charge it, otherwise you will not be able to poop the next morning.

38. When the day presses the night to the bed again, the sun is born.

39. You smell of her perfume, and it’s not as expensive as mine when you smell it.

40. If any of you dare to interrupt my homework again, I will play with you.

41. The saddest thing in the world is that you finish your homework very late and the teacher doesn’t check it tomorrow!

42. I only had a nosebleed once, and I mistakenly used a sanitary napkin as a mask!

43. My wife is the TV and my wife is my mobile phone. Watch TV at home and take my mobile phone with me when I go out.

44. When you play splitting, you won’t be afraid of your balls getting cold if you split them so wide!

45. As long as the cat doesn’t eat fish, I promise not to drink; if there are mice who are not afraid of cats, I won’t copy the exam; if the cooked duck can fly, I will blow the whole bottle of white wine!

46. I gave up everything for you in exchange for wishing you happiness.

47. Others are pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

48. I envy you that you can be with the people you like, unlike me, who is surrounded by people who like me.

49. Choose the person who makes you happy to spend the rest of your life with, not the one you have to work hard to please.

50. Hunger can keep a clear mind. Loneliness can restore the lack of human nature.

51. I am very strong, at least I won’t be like you, who deleted me without saying a word about breaking up.

52. Don’t be so busy day and night, your old bitch is almost pregnant.

53. I have been having a weird brain recently. I often get up in the middle of the night and look at the pig shed in a daze, thinking about the reason, and finally figure out that you were kicked by a donkey.

54. Big Gray Wolf is so poor that he can’t even afford a new hat, so he will always have a patched hat.

55. Maybe you will meet girls who are prettier than me, gentler than me, and have better figures, but they will definitely not be able to eat as much as me.

56. Buddha said that as long as you have a lesson in your heart, you will not skip class wherever you go. I had an epiphany.

57. I write your name on the soles of my shoes and stamp my feet every day when I have nothing to do.

58. I want to study hard and make progress every day. When they grow up, they will be the boss’s wife, and I will be the boss’s wife when I grow up.

59. Next, I will perform a family-style stunt for you, crushing your chest with boulders.

60. There is no love for no reason in the world, and there is no hate for no reason, but there is fatness for no reason!

61. Half of the world is laughing at the other half. In fact, the whole world is a fool.

62. There will no longer be trouble in Xinjiang and Tibet, and the United States will no longer sing the opposite tune. Japan was bombed in one day, and ** returned to my arms!

63. When looking for a girlfriend, you should find someone who doesn’t like makeup! Draw once in a while! My heart will be so excited if I find someone who always puts on makeup! Don’t draw once in a while! It’s easy to die suddenly!

64. It’s been so long since I held hands, even holding a pickled pepper chicken feet feels tender.

65. I like Teacher Yu Chengqing, but I have always been a fan of Teacher Wang Feng, but I think Teacher Na Ying is more helpful to me, so I choose Teacher Jay Chou.

66. I will definitely not feel anything if I drink a pound of liquor, because I will be dead after drinking half a pound of liquor.

67. If there is an afterlife, I will be born on National Day and die on Qingming Festival. When I was born, the whole world celebrated. When I died, the whole world was grieving.

68. If I die, my first words will be: Finally, I don’t have to be afraid of ghosts anymore.

69. People want to lose weight and lose weight, but why do you have to start with brain cells.

70. ****** Women’s Manifesto. I don't know how to play chess, calligraphy and painting, but I feel tired from doing laundry and cooking. Refuse to have children and pay per view for having sex.

71. After the sports meeting, some people won rankings, while some people became emoticons.

72. Even if the world ends, you will never come back to me.

73. I miss you like a pumpkin, love you like a cucumber, smell your golden melon, and kiss you like a cantaloupe. I hate you for being a courgette, eat you for being a watermelon, call you a winter melon, and beat you for a fool.

74. I turned her from a girl into a woman; she turned me from a boy into a poor man.

75. If you can think of me in the future, I hope it will be a warm moment.

76. How did the most unforgettable scar on my body come about - it was cut by the cruel doctor when I was born.

77. Don’t count sheep when you can’t sleep at night, otherwise... you will have very hungry dreams.

78. Even if the whole world leaves you, there is still me who will accompany you.

79. Life is like Song Zude’s mouth, you never know who will be unlucky next.

80. I tried to be an interesting person, but I went astray and became a funny person.

81. Dear young man, I wish you will be as lonely as a dog in the future.

82. When we believe that we are already quite important to the world, in fact, the world is just ready to forgive our naivety.

83. My friend said that singles were hurt by the second half-price advertisement. I said that was your singles’ business. We singles said that eating two would be just right.

84. You must be nicer to your boyfriend in the future. After all, he is the most discerning person in the world.

85. When treating you as a human being, please try to be humane, okay?

86. Whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it for the rest of his life.

87. These days, the chance of finding true love is about the same as the chance of being struck by lightning.

88. Go, go, don’t waste the word youth, you are already in the beginning of autumn!

89. I lowered my head, not because I was admitting defeat, but because I was looking for money.

90. After calculating the salary increase and then calculating the pork, you will find that you are not even as good as a pig!

91. Why are you smiling at me, why are you making me happy, why are you protecting me? Do you know that my thoughts have been taken away by you? Do you know that you are very bad.

92. If I can’t hold an umbrella for you one day, then I will accompany you in the rain.

93. Damn it, every time I chase a girl, I gain an extra sister.