Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Very philosophical tone said: you laugh at my few friends, I laugh at your many friends but have no sincerity.

Very philosophical tone said: you laugh at my few friends, I laugh at your many friends but have no sincerity.

1, we are all lazy, you are too lazy to like me, and I am too lazy to like others.

You can't fathom my temper, and I'm too lazy to ignore your temper.

3. All slips of the tongue are the true revelation of the subconscious mind.

4. Now this age is really embarrassing, immature and naive, not incompetent but ambitious.

Once you are unfaithful, you don't need to do it a hundred times.

6. In fact, if someone really wants to give it to you, he will give it to you directly instead of asking you if you want it.

7. I have been single for no one. Please don't try to figure out how complicated I am. I just know what I want a little better than you, instead of just grabbing someone and telling myself to try.

8, the surface is heart-to-heart, and the brain is playing behind.

I just want you to see everything about me. All my actions have nothing to do with you, but they are not noisy or pestering you.

10, if the boy you like likes playing basketball, you just need to look at the first person he looks at after scoring, and you will know who he likes.

1 1. I don't know why I like you, but if I had to do it all over again, I would still choose you.

12, sometimes I really don't choose, but I don't think I am qualified to spend the hard-earned money of my parents.

13, time can tell us that feelings can fade, words can count, and people who have loved can change again.

14, sometimes I feel sad, but I am too proud to say it.

15, I look like I care about someone every day, blaming me for being too timid to give my heart and finally getting black and blue.

16, unpacking a pack of snacks in the classroom is like feeding pigeons in People's Square, and bringing a pack of tissues in school is like handing out leaflets in the city square.

17, you laughed at some of my friends, and I laughed at many of your friends, without sincerity.

18. People with a dead heart can only have two states: busy or forgotten.

19, when you are on your way forward, there will always be a group of erasers following you, waiting for you to fall, waiting for you to fail, and watching your jokes. So you must run hard and never give up.

When you smile, I will be very happy.

Lovers usually don't see each other for one day, such as Sanqiu. Because you and I have a feeling of forgetting the rivers and lakes, it's normal not to see each other for many days. It happened that I fell when I saw you again, struggled when I didn't see you, and fell when I saw you again. Over time, I feel like a line that keeps spinning outward, with you as the center, getting bigger and wider ..... This just confirms Mr. Wang Xiaobo's words: The process of loving you was completed in separation. Seeing you is far worse than leaving, so I love you more than looking at you. This is my pain and my happiness. Because lovers who care about each other are always worried that their feelings are getting weaker, but I can be glad that I love you more and more every time.

How long will I love you? I don't know. I wonder how much and how wide this spiral will turn! Will I be the treacherous one? I don't know! People are coming and going, clouds are rolling, and I don't know where you and I will be in the rivers and lakes tomorrow! But when I still love you, I will love you, cherish your every smile, like your every word, understand your every look, and be grateful to everyone who is kind to you.

So what if I don't know? I know I loved, and you know you loved, which is a great happiness in itself, isn't it? It is true that I don't know how long I can love you; But I will love you until the last second. I want to love you, which is also true.

I still want to borrow a sentence from Mr. Xiaobo: You are so cute that people love you to death. As soon as you came, I made up my mind to live seriously, not carelessly, even if I had to work hard, even if I had to sacrifice. Talking foolishly won't solve the problem. I know why I love, and you know why, right? I love, love well, and so do you. It doesn't matter if you don't understand, because you are the one who is loved. I'm happy when you laugh, you know? I love your heartless smile. I am very happy when you laugh.

Don't smile at me, have something to say, or you laugh at me and want to give you everything I have.

1, I smile and look forward to your bright future, and look forward to every day being good every day.

2. Your eyes jumped over the world and finally stopped on me. This is the blessing I can think of.

I don't know what it's like, but I know that if I don't talk to you for a day, I feel that today has been wasted.

4, you don't smile at me, you have something to say, or you smile, I want to give you all of me.

5, you should always remember your identity, you are my little stupid pig.

I sincerely hope that from now on, it's not the alarm clock that wakes me up, but your kiss.

7. There are some things that we don't understand when we are young, but we are no longer young when we know them.

I have loved freedom all my life, but ah, the breeze met you ten miles away, and I have been deeply bound by you ever since.

9.* * * It's romantic to use the headphone cable, it's romantic to ride you to the seaside, and it's romantic to lie on the ground and look up at the sky. All little happiness is romantic.

10, the mainland loves loneliness, the sky loves the sea, the universe loves the earth, and I only love you.

1 1 I want to live with you. Take photos under new green trees in spring, eat cones in the evening breeze in summer, go to see Huangshan in autumn and take a nap together in winter.

12, no matter what, I will accompany you all my life, not for a while.

There are so many good people in the world, but the luckiest thing is to meet you.

14, I hope tonight's dream will be sweet, quiet and pleasant, and then I will have you in my dream. You are very sweet.

15, you are you, you are unique in the world, I am me, and I just love you.

I have a faint sense of humor, and you will laugh.

1 but gold always shines, and you glass slag only reflects light.

Seeing that your family is poor, the mouse goes to your home with tears in his eyes.

3. I want to organize a streaking company and then go directly to the nerve hospital.

I am depressed, especially in the mood to tell the world.

5, ask how much sadness you can have, just like everyone has a pair of long pants.

6, my life is not determined by heaven, and heaven will destroy me.

7. You get 70 cents and I get 70 cents, so let's make it a piece of 4.

8. Laughing for ten years, aren't the two laughing directly killed?

9. A woman's proudest words: Go away, miss, I have a wife.

10, people want face, trees want skin, people are shameless, the world is invincible, trees don't want skin, and they will die.

1 1, Snow White is not necessarily a dwarf, but also a gourd doll.

12, although famous flowers are taken, hoes are more ruthless; As long as the hoe jumps well, you can't dig without horns.

13, outside the Qingshan building outside the mountain, it's miserable, which is really worrying.

14, more phone bills, more phone bills, more words, more words.

15, I wear tights not to show my figure, but to prevent thieves.

16, forever, not at all. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble, which is sheer nonsense.

17, boss, have a bottle of 520 so that I can stick my broken heart together.

Qian Qian, the son and daughter of China, is a millionaire. If this doesn't work, change it.

The classroom is where the living stay. If it's too noisy, you can go to the morgue.

20, can make people disfigured, in addition to sulfuric acid, there is makeup remover.

2 1, a diaper that can resist flood water is the real diaper.

22. It's not terrible to hide a knife in a smile. The terrible thing is that it can't be prevented.

23. I have gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face will touch the hang-up button.

24, others laugh at me for being too wild, and I laugh at them for not being open.

25. You said that your departure was my loss, but I'm sorry, I bought insurance.

26, there is also a feeling of being lovelorn and not in love, and it is very strong.

27, a cigarette a day, strong China people.

28, lonely years, can only climb the wall and other red apricots out of the wall.

29. It is better to play the lute to a cow than to a sheep, because he won't have a bad temper.

30. I enjoy a moment's blank in my mind every day, and my thoughts are relatively simple.

3 1, ouch, you drag like Wu Dalang's wife.

32. Youth is running wildly, and then falling down beautifully.

33. Don't mistreat yourself or take advantage of others.

Nostalgia is not because of how good that era was, but because you were young then.

35. If wages can rise as fast as house prices, the world will be really lovely.

36. It's really troublesome to meet strangers, and many lies have to be told.

37. After receiving the red envelope, open the red envelope, which reads "Another packet".

There is nothing of value in my family except me.

39. Love is beautiful in the eyes, but an idiot in the heartless eyes.

40. For a person who looks like a failure, looking in the mirror is equivalent to watching a ghost film.

4 1, if you are an angel, the price of seeing you is my death.

42. Brothers are easy to hide, but difficult to prevent.

43. Say that women are a disaster, and you are a disaster.

44. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to go there, too.

45. Are you dissatisfied with the world when you grow up like this?

46. Are you cheap? The mistress is there and can't have children.

47. Whenever someone asks me what to do, I will say I will do it until I die.

48. Life is a mobile person, and death is a mobile soul. Is it impossible for me to die with Unicom?

49, handsome has a fart to use, and in the end it has not been eaten by a pawn.

50. Why doesn't the country take your face to study imitation shirts?