Friends circle is funny, talk about short sentences and laugh.

1. People who like me are good people. People who don't like me are bad people. No one hates me.

2. Lying is a man's privilege, being cheated is a woman's patent ...

3. I'm not your little raccoon, so it's fun not to play with you.

4. Everyone is a prisoner, and the phone number is the number.

5. If fate catches you by the throat, you will scratch your armpit.

6. My future is not a dream, but a nightmare!

7. I really don't think you are a qualified friend. You'd better be my wife!

8. That is definitely not acne on my face, it is called youth.

9. If you yell "bitch" in the street, it's definitely better than calling a beautiful woman back!

1. The current playboy is because it was more attentive than anyone else.

11. There is an attitude called being affectionate and being mean, and there is a state called having nothing to find.

12. shenzhou trip is ok for me, but I won't pay to see if you can.

13. I think it's good to make a phone call, and everything I say is valuable.

14. Actually, I'm very homebody. It's just a matter of whose house I live in.

15. White camel mountain strong bone powder, once you get a knife, you can get a bag, and you want to get a second knife ...

16. How are you doing now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.

17. Women in the new era can't get out of the kitchen when they go to the hall, climb over the fence, fight with mistresses and beat hooligans.