The traffic jam during the holiday is really interesting.

A funny story about holiday traffic jam-1. Let's go, if you don't get stuck, I'll lose!

The roads in Guan Dan were blocked for some time.

3. Sleep! Sleep! ! Sleep! ! ! Can't play any more, and there will be a traffic jam on the National Day Expressway tomorrow.

4. One hundred years of precipitation was once blocked.

5. Is it difficult? Walk for half a day on the 100-meter road!

6. Traffic jams get on my nerves. In fact, it will be better to calm down and look around. If you are unhappy, just look at me. I'm sure you'll be fine, too. Unite.

7. There are often traffic jams on the happy road, because there are too many people on the road. ?

8. Every morning, at the gate of the ice crystal, go out and get stuck in traffic. I always say that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

9. Don't get stuck in traffic jams, smile and watch the scenery in a different mood.

10. If you are upset in traffic jams, you want to eat when you are upset.

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12. See and see, traffic jam version: If you drive, or don't drive, the road will be stuck there and you can't walk.

13.3 1. Congestion, if only there were fewer private cars, then the roads would not be blocked. If private cars can queue up in a civilized way, the traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

14. Anyone who is waiting for someone calls now, and the first question is: "Where are you blocking it"?

15. I originally brought two boxes of high-grade moon cakes and drove out to give gifts. I was stuck in the middle of the road. I was so hungry that I ate moon cakes and found an exit to go home.

16.？ There is a first time for everything, for example, because of the traffic jam at high speed, you can't get on the high speed! Driving back to the third factory from the oil field for the first time! I believe in navigation too much! Take the small ramp, dangerous bridge! Scared all the way! Finally when I let go of the dirt road, I gave up! I met three kind boys and helped me reset my navigation! I chose the only place to go! Get home safely after a big traffic jam!

17. It's just a traffic jam. There is really a traffic jam on this road!

18. Is it blocked today?

19. My daughter-in-law and I discussed where to play during the holiday. At this time, 18-year-old son said leisurely: Let's take sleeping bags, snacks, put on music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

20. The May Day holiday is coming. Are you still alone? It's not people, it's dogs!

The traffic jam during the holiday is very funny. Part II: 2 1. The traffic jam is good enough to get off for a meal.

22. Traffic jam on the road is also a kind of travel. ?

23.？ You can call your family, friends and even customers in traffic jams. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, some people have negotiated a big business, and some people have also gained love ... Traffic jams have really promoted the feelings between people ...

24. An hour's journey, an hour's walk.

25. There are 10,000 intersections and 8,000 roads every day.

26. I am a vagrant. I was stuck in a traffic jam on the expressway for an hour, and now I am climbing to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.

27. Never complain about traffic jams again, that is the peace of the country and the people; Never mind the crowd, this is prosperity.

28. Let's watch the sunset. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!

29. Do you think there will be serious traffic jams in heaven and hell at the end of the world?

30. Going home for the New Year, I still can't escape the curse of traffic jams and get stuck in traffic jams.

3 1. It's on the second ring road, so don't go to traffic jams in the future.

We can't predict when there will be traffic jams, just as we can't predict when our lover will change his mind.

33. It seems that my first National Day will be spent on the bus. Every National Day, there are traffic jams, which is very Anhui.

34. Everyone gets off and does morning exercises. There are also drivers walking their dogs on the highway.

35. There is always a traffic jam on the way home. It seems that the more I think about it, the more tortuous it is.

36. At the traffic lights ahead, block up and cook in a pot. I've been waiting for 30 minutes, and I haven't got half a step. ?

37. Do you want to? Less people, less cars and smooth roads?

Although I am happy to go home for the New Year, the traffic jam is still very painful. At the moment, there is a serious traffic jam on the road.

39. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.

Humor and humor in traffic jam on the way home from work, talk about the essentials.

Humor of traffic jam on the way home from work. Say an article 1. Since everyone realized that there would be traffic jams on the expressway during the festival, the traffic jam time has been advanced.

The traffic jam on National Day is terrible. It is estimated that the three or four-hour drive will be extended to about eight hours. I feel sorry for myself who is still on the highway ... I guess I can have breakfast when I get back ~ ... I thought I wanted to enroll in a university outside the province, but it's okay.

3. At the traffic lights ahead, block up and cook in a pot. I waited for minutes, but I haven't got half a step.

4. Expressway, please charge!

On the second ring road, don't go to traffic jams in the future.

6. We can't predict when there will be traffic jams, just as we can't predict when our lover will change his mind.

7. I am a vagrant. I was stuck in a traffic jam on the expressway for an hour, and now I have climbed to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.

8. 1 1. Alas, I got angry early in the morning. First, there was a traffic jam in the city, then the black-hearted freight forwarder maliciously overcharged me for my forklift, and then the customer insisted on ordering a product that I had explicitly told to stop production. That's enough.

9. I didn't expect someone to go home last month, but this month will come.

10. Going home for the New Year is the perfect way to go home, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

1 1. Alas! If you don't watch the weather forecast when you go out, there will be traffic jams and heavy rains on the expressway. When can I go home?

12. Are you bored? I haven't finished digging!

13. I will block you and everyone and have fun together.

14. 10. irritability of getting up early; Traffic jams are annoying.

15. On the expressway, the traffic jam lasted for more than ten hours.

Humorous talk about traffic jams on the way home from work Part II 16. It rained when I came home tonight, and there was a traffic jam. Many students just took a look at me and left, only he stayed with me until the crowd dispersed. It is really warm.

17. Traffic jam, driving, waiting for the bus, long-distance riding, carrying heavy boxes up and down emm,,, This is the last day of my holiday.

18. Happy National Day! During holidays, relax when traveling, calm when stuck in traffic jams, and stay at home and read books.

19. When I go home for the New Year, I feel that the biggest change is that there are more and more cars. There is a traffic jam in the small market in our village, so it is better to use lambs.

20. There was a traffic jam on the expressway. Who should I call the glory of the king? As a result, I laughed at my lover. Think about whether it's traffic jam or getting lost.

2 1. It's not easy to go home, it's ok, and I cherish it. The feeling of traffic jam is really too congested.

22. Who remembers the seven days of National Day, and the traffic jam was also happy.

23. I am discussing with my daughter-in-law where to play during the holiday. At this time, 18-year-old son said leisurely: Let's take sleeping bags, snacks, put on music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

24.26. In the high-speed traffic jam ... four people in a car and three people playing mahjong on their mobile phones ... I ... can't. ...

25.5 hours' journey, 12 hours. ?

26. Under the dense drizzle, I am not afraid of smog or cloudy days. As long as you go out on the road, you will encounter traffic jams.

27. Do you want to? Less people, less cars and smooth roads?

28. The station will be crowded again this year, and there will be traffic jams and accidents on the expressway. It's like this every year. It's sad.

29. There is a kind of pain that you are still stuck in traffic when others arrive, and there is a kind of happiness that you fly in the sky to watch traffic jams.

30. We took sleeping bags, snacks, good music, filled up with gasoline, and then went to the traffic jam leisurely.

Humor and humor about traffic jams in primary schools.

Humor and Funny Talk about Traffic Jam on Primary School Campus (I) 1. In the evening rush hour, I can't go anywhere. The viaduct is blocked and the overpass stops below. ?

The May Day holiday is coming, are you still alone? It's not people, it's dogs!

3. Check it out, traffic jam version: you drive, or you don't drive, the road is blocked there and you can't walk.

4. Traffic jam, unhappy and in a bad mood. Who stands in the way knows.

The annual May Day holiday is coming! Quickly open a four-day tour of friends circle.

6. I thought it was an auto show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.

7. Some things have no choice, such as catching a cold, getting stuck in traffic, and falling in love with someone.

8. Is it easy to be a student? When the typhoon comes, continue to attend classes, and continue to attend classes under heavy rain. Get off in the traffic jam and go to school to continue the class! It's simple. We!

9. Feel the beauty of the most congested city in the world! I'm upset and impatient.

10. When there is traffic jam, everyone shows their magic power, including fishing, walking the dog and going out for activities. I just sit in the car and enjoy one drama after another.

1 1. At this time of day, the passing cars seem to be gathering together and they are reluctant to leave for a long time.

12. It's not easy to go home, it's ok, and I cherish it. The feeling of traffic jam is really too congested.

13. The happiest thing is to stay at home with you and watch the traffic jam outside the window.

14.3 1. Traffic jams. If only there were fewer private cars, the roads would not be blocked. If private cars can queue up in a civilized way, the traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

15. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are involved in the game of high-speed traffic jam, which is very lively.

Humorous talk about traffic jam on primary school campus (II) 16. The Spring Festival is coming, and it is another holiday with traffic jams when going out and going home, which is hard to be exploded.

17. Go, Spring Festival travel rush craze, or I will lose! ?

18. I hope there will be no traffic jam on my way back to Xitang tomorrow, but according to the traffic jam on National Day last year, I seem to be dreaming.

19. My daughter-in-law and I discussed where to play during the holiday. At this time, 18-year-old son said leisurely: Let's take sleeping bags, snacks, put on music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

20. In the first year, you can wait in the cold wind at the intersection after the night shift; When you want to take a taxi but you can't, take the initiative to ask if you want to take the bus. When there is a traffic jam, only the black car driver will take the initiative to choose the road with fewer cars for you.

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22.30. I have to go back and forth for 4 hours and 90 kilometers every day for a meeting in the north these days, with backache, headache and upset. From the second ring road to the fourth ring road, there is traffic jam all day. A few years ago, it was really different. There are too many cars!

23. We took sleeping bags, snacks, good music, filled up with gasoline, and then went to the traffic jam leisurely.

24. There are always some naive human beings who think that when you press the horn a few times in traffic jams, the car will move!

25. How blocked is the expressway? When I woke up, I found the car was still there.

26. Drive away, block the dog at high speed, and the road is cold in cold weather. It's all for the Chinese New Year, so we can't take the expressway.

27. Traffic jam, catching a bus, waiting for a bus, taking a long-distance bus and walking around with heavy boxes, emm,,, This is the last day of my holiday.

28.？ You can call your family, friends and even customers in traffic jams. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, some people have negotiated a big business, and some people have also gained love ... Traffic jams have really promoted the feelings between people ...

29. Staying at home is the greatest contribution to the long vacation. It is not difficult to be a traffic policeman, a cleaner, an insurance company and a gasoline resource, and it is even more difficult to be a toll collector who issues and collects cards at high speed without charge.

30. At this time, traffic jams began on the ring road. After the National Day holiday, we can be quiet for a few days. I wish you all not to get stuck in traffic.

Funny sentences of traffic jam on Monday are shared.

Funny sentence of traffic jam on Monday-1. So far, the most malicious abuse I have ever heard is: I will scold you for going out in traffic jams in my life!

2. Others showed their magic in traffic jams on the high-speed during the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, and we entertained ourselves by watching their Weibo in the office.

3. 10. Get up early and be agitated; Traffic jams are annoying.

4. Is it difficult? Walk for half a day on the 100-meter road!

I was stuck in traffic for over an hour. It was amazing. How expensive it is to take a taxi in Beijing, and you still give me a traffic jam.

6.30. I have to go back and forth for 4 hours and 90 kilometers every day for a meeting in the north these days, with backache, headache and upset. From the second ring road to the fourth ring road, there is traffic jam all day. A few years ago, it was really different. There are too many cars!

7. How blocked is the expressway? When I woke up, I found the car was still there.

8. I thought it was an auto show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.

9. We escaped from the National Day traffic jam ahead of time and met the ugliest gourd and gourd doll in history. What a sin! ...

10. When will this land slowly ~

1 1. I have practiced a realm: traffic jam, not in the mood for traffic jam!

12.？ There is a first time for everything, for example, because of the traffic jam at high speed, you can't get on the high speed! Driving back to the third factory from the oil field for the first time! I believe in navigation too much! Take the small ramp, dangerous bridge! Scared all the way! Finally when I let go of the dirt road, I gave up! I met three kind boys and helped me reset my navigation! I chose the only place to go! Get home safely after a big traffic jam!

13. Do you want to? Less people, less cars and smooth roads?

14. Life is as comfortable as a stove, but now life is carefree. Driving is a common occurrence, and you can go in and out of the sun. Every day after work, the flood is sluggish, and I am as tired as a serf when I get home. Is it faster than mobike? There is no such tool.

15. Traffic jam, traffic jam, not time, of course, people are blocking.

16. Hello, hello, hello, hello. ?

17.22. There was a traffic jam on the expressway. I shouted who was going to hit the glory of the king, but I laughed.

18. Is it strange? Driving is not as fast as walking! ?

19. Traffic jams are not terrible, but holding your urine is terrible.

20. In the first year, you can wait in the cold wind at the intersection after the night shift; If you want to take a taxi, when you can't, ask if you want to take the bus. When there is a traffic jam, only the black car driver will take the initiative to choose the road with fewer cars for you.

Funny sentence of traffic jam on Monday 2 2 1 It is difficult to get on the bridge, but it is difficult to get off the bridge, and the traffic jam on the elevated bridge is serious. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car. ?

22. Are you angry? It's urgent, the road is blocked!

23. The May Day holiday is coming. I bought a globe. The world is so big that I can not only look around, but also walk around.

24.？ Recently, I used to prefer rail transit. I don't feel upset because of traffic jams, and people don't crowd at this point. The time from A to B is guaranteed with certainty, and the rare planned cool air has eased my recent anxiety for a moment. ...

25. It is not easy to go home, but do it and cherish it. The feeling of traffic jam is really too congested.

26. Don't get stuck in traffic jams, smile and see the scenery in a different mood.

27.33. Ice Crystal Gate gets stuck in traffic every morning and keeps saying that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

28. Hangzhou people collapsed. Why? Because Hangzhou Traffic Radio has released a message about Weibo, everyone has no hope of lifting the traffic jam.

29. Going home for the New Year, I still can't escape the curse of traffic jams and get stuck in traffic jams.

30. Traffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jam all the time. You have blocked me so upset that I have the ability to block me for life.

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32. There is no way to go after heavy mountains and heavy waters. When you wake up, you still stand still.

33. Come on, good luck hurts people, and traffic jams at full speed.

34. Mom said that Qingguo College Road would be too crowded and there would be traffic jams. Don't let me take the bus, let me walk by myself.

35. 16. The traffic jam made me doubt my life ... The taxi driver took me to the exit again ... I was really worried at that time, and I still couldn't find the entrance after four years. . .

36. The most depressing thing: being satirized by GPS.

37. Tell everyone a bolt from the blue, want to cry without tears, and make the gods cry: the traffic jam section of Hangzhou Ring Expressway is kilometers long! The traffic in the whole city is almost a circle.

38.？ Single girls can have blind dates on the highway today. Look at the property from the mode, look at the personality from the attitude, look at the renal function from the urine ... I can only help you here, don't thank me.

39. The bridge is blocked with eggs, but the road under the bridge is still long and it is difficult to move in the middle. what do you think?

40.38. Chinese-style traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, and the car behind failed to enter the scene, causing the wrecker to be blocked for more than an hour.

The funniest conversation, 202 1 funny conversation.

1. I always thought Mona Lisa was not beautiful until she changed her bangs and put on black-rimmed glasses.

2. Mushrooms are cool and good painters, and the trend is mastered!

Isn't smoking allowed on the high-speed rail? When I arrive at the station, there are always old smokers who stop for three or two minutes and come down with a big brother to smoke. The stewardess sister said inexplicably: What's there to smoke? Why do you smoke? Eldest brother flicked off cigarette butts at random, looked at his sister and said meaningfully: To wait for a woman who advised me to quit smoking. Lying in the trough, this forced me to be a little caught off guard.

There are always many unexpected things in life. For example, do you think I should give an example?

5. Spend100000 to buy a second-hand mercedes, install Didi software, and start running a special car. One day, I pulled a woman, which turned out to be my ex-girlfriend. I was relatively speechless all the way, and her expression was struggling, as if she were doing some psychological preparation. After arriving at the destination, she whispered to me, can we go back? I sat there and struggled for a long time: go back? You have to add 20 when you go back.

6. The furthest distance in the world is that I drove a BMW in a traffic jam, but you rode away on a flying pigeon.

7. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be beautiful. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.