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Autumn is the season for drinking-prose

Maybe I can't keep up with the crazy rhythm of this era. People have already put "Let's have dinner together" as a mantra, and I am still leisurely carrying "back to the garden"; When I finally got the hang of it, I invited my friends to dinner, and everyone was already flocking to Weibo. The autumn wind is getting stronger outside the window, but the air conditioner in the office is still on. It's quite self-aware to wrap up your long clothes and trousers. Cheer up, look at the arrogance of the Japanese online, smile coldly and glare at each other, thinking: the east wind blows, the drums beat, now who is afraid of who in the world ~!

The person who likes to write martial arts best is Gu Long, and he is also a crazy man. The most important thing is that he can drink and eat meat in a big bowl. The game writes an agreement to wash the silver gun, which makes people literally like it. Regardless of color or texture, the scene is very impactful. The best thing is that a woman inside asked: small bowl drinks small bowl, and I drink big bowl. What did you say my name was? When I was a child, I remember there was an old pedant like Kong Yiji in the village. It is said that he came down from the cowshed at the beginning and never went back. He always teaches the children in the village that if you are a good person, you should drink. Although all the mothers in the village scold him and don't let the children play with him, there are always children frolicking at his door. Guess why-it turned out to be begging for wine! Old people often take a chopstick and dip it in vain for children to lick. The child's eyes narrowed with heat, and the old man laughed his head off. On holidays, the old people don't drink the usual bulk wine-buy small bottles of spirits. He took the hard liquor, but didn't give it to the children. The children won't make any more trouble. Can only eagerly put aside, watching yourself secretly suck up, and then secretly swallow saliva.

Later, the old man went to the hospital because of mild fatty liver and gastric ulcer. The doctor said that they all drank bulk liquor. I asked him, if he likes drinking, drink something good. He smiled and said, "I can't afford it!" " Besides, it's tasteless when you drink too much. "Later, he took the rice wine brewed by the villagers and didn't drink it. He also drank this small bottle of spirits on holidays. In his words, it is still "small enough to taste and big enough to drink too much." "We just laughed it off. When I came home in late autumn last year, I took time to visit him with some childhood friends and brought him some children's songs. He drank and drank and even burst into tears. We bowed our heads and listened to him cry without persuading him. He cried and even knocked on the bowl with chopsticks, singing "A river of spring water flows eastward", and then shouted at the top of his lungs at the word "rhyme" on the bottle: "How can rhyme live? " ! ! What is rhyme? ! !" Yes, time makes people old. Qin Huang and Wu Han can't live forever, so they are so arrogant, let alone mortals. It's another good autumn in a flash. When I was a child, I liked reciting ancient prose best. Ouyang Xiu's Ode to Autumn Sound is a good song: it covers the appearance of Qiu Fu: its color is bleak, and the smoke is gathering; Its capacity is clear, the sky is high and the sun is shining; Its qi is bitter and bitter, which makes people bones and muscles; Its meaning is gloomy, and the mountains and rivers are lonely. Therefore, it is also a sound, sad and urgent, calling for anger. The grass is lush and the wood is lush and pleasant; Grass changes color when brushed, and wood falls off when touched. But I'm not thirty yet. In contrast, I still think the legendary swordsman is good:

The sea laughed loudly.

Rise and fall with the waves, only remember now.

Laughing day after day.

God knows who wins and who loses.

Jiangshan smiles in the misty rain.

How charming the world is when the waves wash away the world of mortals.

Laughing in the breeze makes you feel lonely.

Passion is better than photos at night.

Laughter is no longer lonely.

Passion still smiles. Autumn is too bleak. It's a little artificial After all, drinking in such a cold day is the best. However, although the wine is good, don't be greedy, otherwise the "taste" will be gone.