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Excerpt from A Brief Quote of Personality
1, life must be realistic, feelings must not be realistic.
2, the car is more crowded than acne, and my heart is more sad than level 6. The school network is as broken as the glass in Yi Ming, and I am as useless as the overpass in the Middle East …
If only I were a dandelion: I have beautiful headdress and special wings.
Smart people speak according to experience, but smarter people don't speak according to experience.
5, only money without feelings is a business, only feelings without money is a loss-making business!
6, life is not long, you can live; There is not much money, just enough to spend.
7, the road is difficult to pass, it is difficult to go to the sky. It's hard to marry you, but it's hard to learn.
8. Men should have secrets! When the secret comes out, it's time to break up!
9. Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.
10, time is quicksand, and old age is life.
1 1. Yesterday, I moved out of the stacks and flipped through a few pages.
12. After forgetting everything learned in school, what remains is education.
13, you are still you, I am still me, just, there is no future.
14. The biggest feature of a lie is that it sounds good.
15, please keep the room bright and keep your heart dark when watching the animation.
16. Who ate my chocolate? If I admit it now, I will go easy on him and only kill three quarters of him.
17 You are dressed like this. Are you dissatisfied with the world?
18, it takes a lot of effort to cheat someone, no matter how willing she is to cheat her, so someone will cheat you severely in the future, so don't expose him.
19. As a man, you must masturbate for the woman you love on the tallest skyscraper like King Kong.
20. Some people are easily erased by time, just like dust.
2 1, the era when people become slaves, that is, peacetime. One is the era when people want to be slaves and can't get them, that is, during the war.
22. There are two realms in life, one is to choose and the other is to be chosen.
23. Who can stand outside the door of time and drag back the lost years?
24, love is a high fever, burning silly to get married, burning away, obsessed people are burning.
25, because you don't love me, everything necessary is redundant; Because I love you, I forgive everything I shouldn't forgive.
26. Color is a fragment in life, and there is only black and white waiting at the end of life.
27. Don't pretend to be Superman in front of me, because your underwear doesn't look good.
28. The heart is a pocket. Less is called scheming, more is called mind's eye, more is called scheming, and more is called scheming.
29. I am a lonely tree. I have been standing on the side of the road for thousands of years, waiting for loneliness, just because one day you walk by me and I will fall for you. If I don't smash you, I will live in vain.
30. I must write an article full of desire and courage. When the next meteor shower comes, I will read it one by one in the sky.
3 1, a drop of water can wear a stone, just because it will always hit the same point.
32. Happiness is just an excuse to laugh and cry for the wound; Happiness just wants happiness to have a reason to exist.
33. Life must be realistic, and feelings must not be realistic.
34. There is a beautiful woman named Feng Jie, a handsome guy named Brother Sharp, a girlfriend named Xiao Yueyue, a father named Li Gang, a new idiom called Tang Jun reading a blog, a new term called Geili, a group called Le Crazy, a famous Taoist who can hold his breath underwater, and a method of energy saving and emission reduction called power off ...
35. The year is coming to an end. Looking back at the first decade of the new century, I have experienced all the high housing prices, high prices and high oil prices ... The luckiest thing is that I am still alive!
36. Every poisonous apple has a rescued Prince Charming. Every problem has its own solution.
37. Love is that you tolerate him, make him perfect in your heart, knowing that he is not perfect.
38. The so-called flower heart is the feeling that you love bread and want to eat cake.
39. Only light can reflect light, and only the heart can change.
Before you fall in love, you'd better know how deep the river is.
4 1, failure is not a tragedy, giving up is.
42. Treat the life like waves with the courage of surfing.
43. I can resist the gossip all over the world, but I can't resist your sentence I love you.
44. Life is smooth sailing, but death is terrible.
45. If you live, you will die sooner or later; If you die, you will live forever.
Talk about mood phrases.
Talk about mood phrases.
1, white plus black to cure colds, eat black films to sleep in class during the day, and eat white films to refresh yourself at night.
2. Many times we take off our pants and fart, which is unnecessary.
What do I bet you? It's not what you want, but what I have.
Be careful, I can rest assured. You are greedy, and I am worried. I'm glad you have a heart. You are a playboy, and I am disgusting. I'm sorry for your ingratitude.
5. Although I can't do everything, I can harm others for life.
Have a good rest during the day, because you have to sleep at night.
7. Have you ever thought about the feeling of underwear when farting? Have you thought about it?
I never put money in my eyes, I just put it in my pocket.
9, white camel mountain strong bone powder, a knife to apply a bag, but also want to get a second knife.
10, I told you to wait until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. Don't spend money to suck the lake and break the stones with a hammer.
1 1, the real good man is to give the so-called good man to others in obscurity.
12, on this big day, we feel extremely sad.
13, many people ask me why I have such good taste. In fact, where do I have any secrets? I just spend all other people's study time drinking coffee!
14, how can you get married without going through scum? No one can be a mother casually.
15, you fight for money, but you can't fight for money.
16, people who wear brand-name clothes may not be rich, but they may also wear fake brands!
17, travel has a meaning called discovery, discovering the beauty of the outside world, and more importantly, discovering the beauty of home.
18, things placed on the balcony always smell of sunshine, which is the warmth at your fingertips.
19, when you get married, I'll give you two dogs to make you a dog man and woman …
20. Carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder, pee it out, and let loneliness spill everywhere.
2 1, boys cry as cowards and girls cry as beauties.
22. In fact, forgetting is more painful than not forgetting, because forgetting will take away happiness.
23. The sky is above and the loess is below. The grass people are willing to exchange ten catties of meat for passing the final exam.
24. What's strange about being thin? I used to be thin, but have you ever been fat?
25. You say you look like hyacinthus orientalis, but you are a big liar.
26. Since I deleted you, my computer has been stuck, which is much better than Internet cafes, and I am more energetic in playing games.
27. How many worries can you have, just like a eunuch going to a brothel.
28. Being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you are single, and others think you are not single.
29. The wife is a TV and the lover is a mobile phone. Watch TV at home and take your mobile phone when you go out.
30. I really want to go back to primitive society, because killing people doesn't pay for their lives.
3 1. It is said that Santa Claus was tired on Christmas Eve, so he only gave presents to mice.
32. Don't treat me like a common people and tell the story of the underworld!
You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig.
34. You said you were taller than Pan Changjiang and bigger than Shenyang. How did an excellent young man get mixed up like this?
35. In fact, I put on weight so hard just to occupy more space in your heart.
36. I decided to insist on sit-ups every day. Start lying on your back at night and sit up again in the morning.
37. Knowing is knowing, but I don't know that Baidu knows.
38, go to the toilet, use other people's paper, let others find paper!
39. People want to beautify, mountains want to be green, but you want to be cremated?
40. I have been trying to copy every exam for more than ten years. For what? For myself? ! Not only to improve the average class score, but also to save face for the teacher, first evaluate the grade director and let the principal go to the Education Bureau for a meeting to save face. I feel scared and sweaty every time I copy it. Did I mention complaining? I'm so selfless. What else do you want from me?
4 1. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.
42. There are so few tree resources in China because there are too many examination papers. No business, no killing.
43. In order not to fail the course at the end of the term, a classmate decided to sleep naked at night to show good luck.
44. It turns out that dinosaurs didn't go extinct, but just learned to make up.
45. Excuse me: Is it the sun or the moon in the sky? Sorry, I'm not from here.
The purpose of my efforts to make money is to make it as easy for my mother to buy things for herself as it is for me.
47. Exams are like sanitary napkins. It is obviously a pad-sized exam, but it has a multi-purpose exam scope, requiring students to use extended review at night! But even so, it will still leak sideways.
48. It's getting cold. Don't forget to put on the cassock when you go out!
49. Growing up will really change. When I was a child, I tripped and always got up and cried. When I grew up, I stumbled and always cried on the ground.
50, a pot of wine in front of the window, one is Erguotou. Look up at Mei and write a love letter.
5 1. In today's society, men are feminine, women are pets, pets are aristocrats, and aristocrats are uneducated.
52. I decided to quit Q world. I have been working hard for so many years. Except for a bunch of friends, I am an inedible vegetable and an inedible animal!
53. Secret love is a successful pantomime, and it becomes a tragedy when it is spoken.
54, men fool women, called flirting. Women fool men, which is called seduction. Men and women fool each other, which is called love.
55. The ancients said: Look before you leap; Modern people pay attention to: 34 and then D.
56. I think there must be a lot of people who have a crush on me. Because after so many years, no one has confessed to me.
57. People have faces and trees have skins. If a tree has no skin, it will die. If a person has no face, the world is invincible.
No matter how small the reality is, never forget that you once had a great dream.
59. Sometimes you are really worse than fart. People fart and smell. What about you?
60. What is hateful is actually not the mistress, but the little beggar who can't stand the temptation of the mistress.
6 1, the house price is confusing, the bridge is flowing, the mortgage is pressing the thin horse, the price is not low, and there are many fish in the sea.
62. Sometimes when I write a Chinese paper, I always feel that I am British. When I was doing my English paper, I felt that I was from China again. And when I faced the math paper, I suddenly found myself an alien.
63. Do you know what a big shot is? Is a little person who has been working hard.
64. The ancients said: Men have gold under their knees, and I have foot hair under my knees.
65. Look back at the little trees you missed along the way. If every tree thrives, it should also become a forest. ...
66. Steamed bread is valuable, but steamed buns are more expensive. If there are grilled ribs, you can throw them both.
Starting today, be a vulgar person and travel around the world. Starting today, I have polluted food and vegetables. I have a house facing the sea, but it was demolished.
68. Draw a circle and curse you. There is no paper in the toilet.
69. This semester will end in four weeks. The first week is Christmas, the second week is New Year's Day, the third week is over, and the fourth week is gone.
70, tears are not necessarily sad or moved! Probably because of a cold and a stuffy nose. ...
7 1, I was diagnosed in the hospital today, so sad. The doctor said I had a ... chronic shortage of funds.
72. Books are scarce at the time of use, and there is not enough money to spend by the end of the month.
73, you don't have to say anything, I know everything, you have to say that I am beautiful!
74. With the reform and opening up, I lost my weight on the ground.
75. I have been suffering from insomnia recently. I wake up every 16 hours.
76. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?
77. What can be taken away is not something.
78. Few people get an electric shock by themselves, and that is me.
79. Just like you, you are too good-looking.
80. Being uneducated is terrible, and being literate is even more terrible.
Quotations of personality mood phrases,
1, I thought the bird couldn't fly over the sea because it didn't have the courage to fly over the sea. Ten years later, I found that it was not the birds that could not fly, but the other side of the sea, and I didn't wait. ...
I decided not to cry on the day you left. I closed my eyes against the wind and tried not to blink. ...
Thank you for your rudeness, which made me learn to give up. ...
4. Travel around the world with a cigarette ...
5. The wood said to the fire, "Hold me"! The fire embraced the wood, and the wood smiled and turned to ashes! The fire cried! Tears put out their own ... when wood falls in love with fire, it is doomed to be burned. ...
6. When tears flow down, I know that separation is another kind of understanding.
7. I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself. ...
8. I cried on the way home, and my tears collapsed again. I can't help walking like this, and I can't be proud and extravagant anymore. What else can I say? What else can I do? I hope you can hear me, because I love you and let you go. ...
9, don't say love easily, commitment is a debt owed!
10, mine is mine after all, so I will be a passer-by. You never loved me. Nothing is destined to happen between you and me. No matter how I cross, no matter how much I want to be close to you, you will still leave me. I miss you so much. I miss you so much. I really want to see you.
1 1, happiness is on the face, others can see it. Who can feel the pain inside me?
12, we can't be friends after breaking up, because we have hurt each other, can't be enemies, and love each other deeply, so we have become the most familiar strangers.
13. Some people meet like meteors. In an instant, generate had an enviable spark, but it was destined to pass in a hurry.
14, time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.
15, I can feel your heartache, and you have unspeakable helplessness ... but you show indifference, and the more so, the more uncomfortable I feel.
Qq Personality Quotations
First, I once commanded a million heroes, but now there are none; I have swept three continents, and now there is really no place to stand. Jesus is far better than me. He didn't have a single soldier or occupy an inch of land, but his kingdom was built in the hearts of ten thousand people. There are two kinds of weapons in the world: spirit and sword. In the long run, the spirit will overcome the sword! Napoleon
Secondly, it is said that each of us will feel the call of the other half when we are born.
Third, what is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.
Fourth, choosing a good man needs methods. Just learn to say no before you get the hang of it!
Five, life is so short, why not let unimportant people affect their important mood.
6. If you are happy and you are unhappy, who will sympathize with your sadness? For example, strong, you are not strong, who will pity your cowardice; For example, if you work hard, who will accompany you if you don't work hard; For example, cherish, if you don't cherish, who will accompany you to squander your youth; For example, if you insist, who will advance and retreat with you if you don't insist?
Maybe I don't know. Someone is waiting for me afterwards.
Eight, some men are shameful: they want to find a woman to serve themselves like a mother, but they are as dissatisfied as a son; I want to find a girl who is as clever and clingy as my daughter, but not as hurtful as my father.
I love you, not to make others not love you. But let you only love me.
X. What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.
11. Some people's lives are through trains. Some people are slow trains, and they always have to go through many stops and experience many people.
Twelve, for my heart, for your heart, know each other and remember each other deeply.
Thirteen, what you said when you were angry was not true. Sadly, we really value each other.
Fourteen, there is no road on the road, and there are more people walking, so there is a toll station.
Fifteen. A certain degree of care or pain is necessary for everyone at any time. A ship without ballast is unstable and cannot go straight ahead.
Sixteen, if there is a person who can make you forget the past, then TA is probably your future.
Seventeen, the so-called affair is the feeling of wanting to eat cake after having love and bread!
Eighteen, the secret of a good relationship is not to be serious, but to be serious!
Nineteen, the air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.
20. What I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.
21, suddenly found that as long as it's all about you, I can't calm myself down.
It is because there is no love in my heart that I keep looking for love from the outside to fill myself. This lack of love is your loneliness. When you see this truth, you will never try to fill it with external people or things. Meet with life
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