The teacher's witty conversation

Tell me something interesting about the teacher.

Boys and girls, please raise your hand if you understand. Neither is necessary. Tell me something interesting about your teacher and you can tell me anything interesting about your teacher.

Selected anecdotes of teachers 1. Two characteristics of China people. They don't like telling the truth, and they don't like listening to it.

2. Students just don't know how to cherish Chinese. Do you think your total score can be seen without Chinese?

Some students are always expressionless no matter what I say. Do you have facial paralysis? What's your relationship with Stallone?

4. The junior middle school English teacher is bald. One day in class, he asked a classmate. What day is it today (my head is bald? ) The students thought for a moment and answered. Yes ?

I used to think that people who have dreams are great, but after I went to college, I found that people who drink wine are great.

6. Many people who have just started the reform will scold him, and some even said under his windowsill that they would have trouble with their ancestors, proper relationship.

7. Don? Don't talk, I'm a diaphragm! (everyone. I'll fight you if you don't agree! )

There is a lot of snow on the ground, just like ice cream, isn't there?

9. study hard and show off in an ostentatious manner every day!

10. Let's talk about volcanoes. Some students don't like the mountains mentioned above, so they are interested in volcanoes. They also want me to explode from time to time in class.

1 1. There are two things in the world that can't be deceived, one is the vast universe, and the other is your own conscience.

12. Now, you should study hard, take the postgraduate entrance examination [Weibo], finish your master's degree and doctor's degree, and then try your best to run for a doctor's degree.

13. Don't compare your own shortcomings with the advantages of others, so you will feel inferior. For example, don't compare a tricycle with the old man at the door. You must be better than others. You should compare math with them? Of course, some students may even be inferior to others in math?

14. If you are rich and uneducated, use Nokia.

15. The students are making trouble below, and the Chinese teacher said loudly. You stand on the blackboard! ? It's hard!

Interesting talk about teachers, enjoy 1. For students who choose the wrong questions, I strongly suggest that you calm down immediately.

2. Take copying as the main task, supplemented by Mongolia, and combine copying with Mongolia to ensure accurate clearance.

Don't turn your pen, turn your head. Yidian market network

4. What is better than admitting your shit? What good quality!

There are some students in the back row now. He always sits there thinking with a melancholy expression and doing nothing. I saw Fan Zhongyan's elegant demeanor in his face, and I was worried about the world first.

The river in the northeast is different from ours. There are two flood seasons in a year, so the northeast people have two chances to drown in a year.

7. Can I make a comment? Although I won't adopt them, the law hasn't asked my opinion, has it?

8. A person's youth ends on the day when he no longer pursues it.

9. You can only scream twice. One is when the money is paid, and the other is when the test paper is handed out.

10. If you don't get 90 points in the final exam, come to me and I'll give you 90 points. If you don't listen carefully, call me in 80 minutes, and I will give you 500 yuan RMB.

1 1. People age because of oxygen. If people are isolated from oxygen, they will be absolutely fresh.

12. Be sure to tell the next teacher Chen when you graduate.

13.XX, I'll give you two words, Ta dida? Zhang X, the teacher sent you a poem today. Listen, it's loose today, loose tomorrow and loose the day after tomorrow. Remember a poem, and you won't be called Zhang X in the future, but Zhang Song?

14. Teach you that I have to live at least five years less. If my annual salary is 200,000, five years is 1 10,000. Good boy ~ You can publish a book called How We Murder a Millionaire in the Future.

15. Some words used by Lu Xun were invented by himself for his own use, so students should stop imitating them.

16. I am in a good mood today. Call a name ~ ~ Did you send a message asking your classmates to come to class? After that, I'll send him a message saying that the teacher didn't bring the roll call.

17. The school food is not good and I can't afford you, so I only have a pot helmet.

18. You are hob meat and I am meat grinder. Pinch it into a sika deer and beat it into a zebra!

19. Life goes on and exams go on.

20. algebra teacher in high school. Don't make any noise when you are talking.

Funny talk about the teacher 1. Gossip is worse than hooligans?

Sitting there thinking about life again, isn't it? Choose life or choose death.

3. Eat hot food on the hour.

4. Male students stand on my left, female students stand on my right, and others stay where they are; And he didn't move!

Once a classmate made a mistake, the teacher shouted. Stand still, or I'll knock you out. ? I wanted to laugh at that time, but I was afraid to laugh!

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7. The high school Chinese teacher speaks poetry and ...? Stop and sit in the warm maple forest? The teacher said, is this sitting love? After all, callous, burst into laughter?

8. Students should read more books. There are everything in the books, including food, villas, handsome guys and beautiful women.

9. Some students should not tilt their heads beyond the angle where Huang and Chi intersect in the exam.

10. Some students say that I have gender discrimination, but I don't discriminate against men and women. I discriminate against neutrality. You can say I'm not tolerant enough.

1 1. Reading newspapers is forbidden in class. Why? Because a newspaper is divided into many copies when you look at it! The boss of the school newsstand once talked to me. He strongly urged me to make the class boring and let more students buy newspapers and magazines. A boring teacher can save two newsstands!

12. That's too far, too far to Java!

13. I always thought that being a teacher was selling intelligence, but today I realized that it was selling physical strength.

14. The headmaster made a thought report at the flag-raising ceremony. I am the son of China. ? The following classmates? I come from China. ?

15. When I was in high school, I had my first labor class. The teacher is an old man and introduced myself. My name is Wu Shushan. ? I'll connect right away. Looking at Chang' an in the northwest, are there countless mountains? . The whole class laughed, and the teacher was livid and punished me for doing heavy work.

16. Shut the fuck up or open the window!

17. (facing a problem) some students have strong anti-interference ability and give up without looking!

18. You add you to 500, you multiply it by you to get 62500! (editor. A pair of 250)

19. The teacher said that so-and-so was really smart, knowing six out of seven, but that person added, "I don't know anything!"

20. It's still noisy. Don't save your energy. Go to the canteen to grab food later.

2 1. The volume of students in class during the day is much lower than that in self-study at night, which is extremely abnormal. If this happens to wild animals, it means a major natural disaster is coming.

22. It's disgusting to talk about a topic without talking!

23. Think big, be as creative as God, do small things, and act like slaves.

24. There is no need to explain in Mandarin in class. Compared with speaking Mandarin, I am more proficient in Linquan, and I want to show my best side to my students.

25. why are you so quiet You shouldn't be here. You should go to a school for the deaf.

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