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How to chat with girls humorously

1, chatting with a girl for the first time is very humorous. First, send her three words "You are crazy" or you are a bad person. The other party will definitely feel puzzled and will definitely reply to you. Although you don't know her, it's a good choice to get her attention. The second is the prologue of looking at the picture, for example, your previous photos seem to be the legendary xx, or I have been to this place in your previous photos, where did you buy that thing in your previous photos, and so on. Remember, you must add your own feelings and opinions after writing (this kind of opening remarks is generally suitable for girls with bright pictures). Third, praise and care about the opening remarks. Some girls have puppies, kittens and children in their photos. You can praise them appropriately. Your puppy is so cute. It looks so cute. How old is it? Children are so cute. You seem to like children very much. /You look very kind and should be very popular with children. Remember, after a compliment, be sure to ask the other person's opinion and opinion. Otherwise, some girls will think that you are deliberately praising her after praising her, and generally skip it without looking. Fourth, the opening remarks that arouse girls' curiosity are very important, such as your avatar/clothes, etc. This opening remark is very useful, and ordinary girls will be curious to reply, what happened to my avatar/clothes. Five, see the opening remarks. When girls' WeChat Momo is older or younger, such as 50- 100, 1- 18, I can express my surprise and say, Hello, fairy sister! Or how are you? Generally, girls will smile back or ask a question mark, and some will play role-playing with you. 6. Exaggerated and deliberately misinterpreted opening remarks, such as your bangs, were invincible in ancient times. Your skin is so white. I can hardly open my eyes, and so on (this follow-up is not good, it is necessary to test your answering ability). Remember, don't dwell too much on the opening remarks after the chat starts, and cut into the next topic when the time is right. 2. How to find a topic when chatting with girls 1? Talk about topics related to "emotions". Such as childhood memories, future ambitions, or her hobbies. Such a topic can open the floodgates of her emotions. A girl likes a man who has the ability to control her. Control the topic when talking to girls. Don't wait for her to tell you what to talk about Pay attention to the nonverbal cues that girls give you. If you stand close to her, spit, or otherwise make her feel uncomfortable, she will give you a hint. Pay attention to these tips. 4. Remember this proverb: "Humorous but not funny." Girls will be attracted to men who make them happy. Don't just tell the funniest jokes, spend more time showing them the most exciting and interesting things. 5. tease her. The easiest way to make a conversation ambiguous and interesting is to flirt with girls. Think back to how I played with girls on the school playground. The method of attracting girls at that time is completely applicable to dating now. 6. Talk about some personal topics. Girls will be attracted to men who dare to take the conversation to a personal level. 7. Use "cold reading" to infer their psychology of attracting women. Girls like to hear what others say about them. Tell her what she looks like in your eyes. 8. Don't flatter girls too much. Men who look "hungry" will turn girls off. Excessive compliments to a girl will make her think that you are trying to attract her attention, and the effect will only be counterproductive. 9. Avoid interview topics If you want to know how to talk to girls, make them not bored, avoid asking too many "interview" questions, but state your views on things. 10, remember: there are more statements than questions. Instead of asking, "Where did you grow up?" Come on, say, "You don't look like you grew up in this place." It would be better this way. So you can evaluate her and show your personality. How to Humbly Chat with Girls 2 How to Humbly Chat with Girls Girls are different from boys, especially with girls you like. If chatting without a sense of humor can't meet the psychological needs of girls, it will be difficult for your chat to go on. So how to chat? How to chat humorously with girls? 1. First of all, it is necessary to understand that the focus of chatting with girls is not what to talk about, but how to talk. Women don't think like us. If you send a message, she will call you back at her convenience. If it is not convenient for her to return, she will not return to you. Secondly, a woman won't think about how I respond to you unless she likes you. You said something she is interested in, which means she will also be interested in talking to you, such as a woman herself. 3. Then, we should guide women to speak from the beginning. Don't follow women's ideas when they say something, stick to your own framework. 4. Then, the ambiguous ambiguity should be serious. A woman is ill, so we must care about her. It is sincere concern, not superficial hypocritical concern. Be sincere; 5. Again, you must have a wide range of knowledge. No matter what a woman talks about, you know a little, and you look knowledgeable. At this time, you are ambiguous, which is the humor of a gentleman; 6. Finally, there is always a leader in the chat. What we have to do is to guide the woman to chat, actively guide the topic and guide the woman. If you say East, her thoughts will follow you; if you say West, she will follow you. You discuss stars, and she will follow suit. What is a good topic to talk with girls? The coming weekend is a good conversation. There are always things to do on weekends. You can ask the girl what to do at the weekend. If she doesn't have any plans, you can also invite her to have tea, chat and watch movies on weekends. 2. It's more convenient to study (or work) if you are a classmate or colleague. Some interesting things in your unit and the new tasks assigned by the boss can be used to start a conversation, so it is not easy to have a sense of distance, so it is easy to narrow the distance between two people. 3. Friends around you, if you two know friends, or this friend is someone you know, you might as well discuss your friends around you. They have done some interesting things recently, and the chat atmosphere will become more pleasant. 4, hobbies, if you really don't know what to say to girls, you can start with hobbies, not just your hobbies, I think you'd better start with girls' hobbies. You've talked for so long, and you've known each other for some time. You must know what she likes. In the time outside of chatting, you can spend more time to get to know yourself, and you will gain more. Talk about some things that her favorite stars usually do between girls. Of course, sometimes we can use it, especially for some important entertainment activities, especially when the girl's favorite star has an accident. Remember to tell her the interesting things that happened during the day. If your chat takes place at night, especially before going to bed, you might as well talk about some interesting things that happened during the day, no matter what happened in your life. Talk to girls about anything 1, whatever you like: girls generally like clothes, bags or cosmetics, so chatting can focus on this aspect. If you like her, you should observe what she likes at ordinary times. A girl who takes the initiative will start a conversation first, but if she doesn't take the initiative and you don't know what to talk about, it will be embarrassing. Instead of chatting face to face, we can only find topics through her space content or chat materials. For example, she loves food as much as Bian Xiao. You can ask her what she likes to eat, and then derive it from her favorite food. For example, where is a new restaurant that is said to be good? What can we eat together when we are free? Some girls don't like private chat, but like chatting with strangers. Anyway, just find a bigger Kun or a place where there are strangers. The important thing is that she can say whatever she likes, just follow her words; 2. Appropriate jokes: After all, online chatting is different from reality. It is impossible to talk seriously all the time. There must be some jokes. There is always a serious chat. That's the headmaster chatting. Even the goddess can tell some jokes. Most people like to joke and can't be serious all the time. It's not impossible to say dirty jokes, as long as they are harmless, otherwise girls will think you have no sense of humor. 3. Help her in time: once she has something to ask for help, jump out and give her an answer. Whether in space or in a group, once she calls for first aid, hurry! You can pretend that you are not online, and you will appear as soon as she appears, so that she will think that you are timely and that you are suddenly online when she asks questions. Even if you can't help her, try to help her. You can find someone else to help her, as long as you can surprise her. 4. Nothing to talk about? Poor words? Let's talk about the weather Weather is an enduring topic. Besides eating, we can also talk about the weather. Talk about the recent weather. For example, she has always hated rain, so she can say that she hates/likes it better because she likes the sun, but it is too hot. You can give her some advice on how to keep cool and how to bask in the sun without getting too hot. A topic, people who can chat can talk for a long time without stopping. Such people are commonly known as chatterboxes. Maybe you can't chat, but you are shy when you meet girls, so you must talk about some very common topics. It's best to say at home: You can always say what you do every day? Just like chatting with friends, you don't need to find any topic, just say it casually. For example, if she is having breakfast, you can ask her what she is eating and say that you are also having breakfast. Then you can discuss what to eat and do for lunch. You can also talk about interesting things between your parents and friends. It's not very personal anyway. It doesn't hurt to talk about it while chatting. How to chat humorously with girls 3 1, make good use of funny expressions Some boys don't know how to chat humorously with girls. At this time, we can use funny expressions. Now some funny expression packs are very popular on the Internet. These expression packs are the crystallization of humor and wisdom. It can be said that each one is classic, so if we don't know how to chat with girls in order to achieve humorous effect, you might as well search this funny expression pack on the Internet, and then store these expression packs, so that when you don't know how to continue chatting with girls, you can use the expression pack to break the deadlock, or you can search the expression pack to answer directly in language, and reply with the expression pack in the process of chatting with girls as needed, which can play an unexpected humorous effect. When many brothers chat with girls, they are often in a state of full chat and lack humor, so how can a girl be willing to chat with you all the time? Bian Xiao used to be like this, chatting with her sister disappeared. 2. Learning to make contrast is a skill often used in movies. It is to suddenly change the style and give the audience a strong impact with a completely opposite ending. It often has unexpected effects. We can also use this method to create contrast in the process of chatting with girls and achieve a humorous effect. Specifically, one second he was still seriously talking about a problem, and the next second it became a humorous style, which caused a sense of contrast at the end. For example, a girl asks you: What are you doing? You answer: I am working overtime to write meeting materials for my boss. Girls; It's too difficult. You answer: But just when I wrote the last part, I got an unfortunate news that the boss's house leaked water and the boss informed the meeting to cancel ... Girl: Haha, what a pity. In this way, the result of contrast is achieved and a sense of humor is produced. Girls will think that you are a humorous person, and it is interesting to chat with you. 3, exaggerated praise Everyone likes to listen to good words, and girls are no exception. If you praise her, she will naturally be happy, but praise is simple. If you want to produce a humorous effect, you can use exaggerated methods appropriately, which will make girls laugh more. To give a few examples: 1, you are a bit like the moon in the sky, and also like the twinkling stars. Unfortunately, I'm not a poet. Otherwise, you will write 10,000 poems to describe your beauty. I think Venus is the most beautiful woman in the world, followed by you. Girls must be flattered to hear these words.