Interesting and personalized talk about Daquan friends circle interesting talk about short sentences

1, forcing people to do anything except math problems.

2. How can a person like me, who would be shocked by farting, be willing to be tough on me?

3, lose weight this thing, fat people never start, thin people never give up.

4. To be a man, you must hold your head high so that others can't see your double chin.

The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to break the fragrance.

6. I turn on the TV and watch the advertisement. Why did you interrupt the TV play for me?

7, losing weight, that is, even if you sacrifice your breasts, you must be a thin man.

8, even if everyone shouts, they want their wives all over the world.

9. There are two me in the world, one is pretending to be happy, and the other is really sad.

10, I want to count the stars with you at the seaside and steal your wallet while you are asleep.

1 1, arguing with his girlfriend for more than an hour, finally won his freedom and became a monophonic dog.

12, I want to be your tooth most. Because of this. At least not without me. You'll get hurt.

13. Suddenly one day, I found that what I had been pursuing for a long time was obtained, but it was meaningless.

14, in fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, and confession will be particularly dark.

15, girls don't take photos when eating, and basically can't recognize the appearance of this dish.

16, since I was single, I have saved my phone bill and my heart has stopped hurting.

17, I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slapped you on the backhand, I would wonder if I hit you lightly.

18, some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.

19, I haven't seen people's hearts for a long time, maybe it's kidney deficiency.

20. Running with the wind is the direction, but I forget that my legs are short and I have no strength.

2 1. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

22. People who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and people who don't eat fat are fearless.

23. Crossing the sea and mountains, but never crossing the dining hall. ...

24, you are unique, no one can be as ugly as you.

25, angered me, I ate the map, this is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

26. I really want to count the stars with you, but unfortunately your IQ is too low to count the moon.

27, a few words to sum up my current state: fat to concentrate, poor to peace of mind!

28, you are busy, when to sleep with me.

Watch your mouth, because I will kiss you at any time.

30. Some people are just not satisfied. They already have double chins and want double eyelids.

3 1, give you face, you know it's from me.

32. It's too hot, so it's appropriate to talk sarcastically.

33. There are plenty of herbs in the sea, so why bother with a garlic.

34. I feel that the whole world is engaged, licensed and married, and only I am busy giving gifts.