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After drinking, talk about the qq signature of drinking mood and talk about phrases.

2. Remember to warm up your clothes when you are hungry in the refrigerator. You can wear them directly in the closet. Don't drink. Sorry, I forgot that we broke up.

3. Who are you? I smoke, you take care of it. Do you care if I fucking drink?

4. Oh, are you a big social problem? Do you know many people? Do you have tattoos? Do you smoke and drink? You are awesome.

5. I'm afraid of drinking because I'm afraid to call when I'm sober after drinking too much.

6. Do you care if I smoke and drink? Do you laugh and cry? Do you care if I'm fragile and try to be brave? Do you care if I write a diary? Do you care if I love you? 7. I know how to smoke, fight and drink. I'm just like this. Am I scared?

8. I'm a particularly unreliable person. What's wrong with drinking? Sterilization and disinfection. Do you understand?

9. Don't smoke is bad for your lungs, and don't drink is bad for your stomach. I am no longer your warm man. Take care of yourself.

1. Let me see how many flowers a woman loves to drink.

11. The only bad thing about drinking is that you are full of anger before you drink a bottle.

12. When we broke up, I told him to drink less, but he said it was none of your business. I laughed.

13. I love you, didn't you lie to me? I'm sorry, I just drank and sent it to the wrong person.

Men are human beings, and they will be sad and cry. Who do they smoke and drink for?

15.[ If drinking can forget you, what's the harm of getting drunk?

1. When the wine enters the throat, there is a cracked sound, like singing in despair.

2, intoxicating is nothing more than spending * * * wine, and spending is beauty wine or sorrow.

3. Wine reminds me of you, but you forget me.

4. wine turns into homesickness and tears.

5. When the wine is full, it will overflow, but who is the redundant melancholy that overflows? I am full of my melancholy again and drink all the recent troubles and unhappiness! In others' eyes, I may be massive, or I may say that I am very happy to drink, but only my own psychology is weighing the drums.

6. You will know that there are thousands of glasses when you meet the wine. Drink as much as you can. If you can't drink, run.

7. People get drunk when they are not drunk.

8, wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. Only when I was drunk did I find that I was missing the person around me.

9. When I'm drunk, I won't accept anyone, so I'll hold the wall.

1. Women who drink know how to cherish, while women who drink know how to understand. Women who drink know how to give up. Women who drink will express their feelings with wine, dare to love and hate, and women who drink will interpret their lives with wine, dare to do and dare to be.

11. I have been drunk for no reason. Tears come before the wine arrives. The night is deep, the lamp is worn out, the lights disappear between the lights, but leaned against the pillow, chat to sleep, this endless lonely, really let the taste of loneliness similar. Sorrow is gradually endless, and the distance is like spring water.

12. but since water still flows, though we cut it with our swords, and sorrows return, though we drown them with wine.

13, half a catty of improper wine, one catty helps the wall, and I won't go if I walk half a catty.

14. Pretend to be indifferent, and with the paralysis of alcohol, make yourself look numb.

15. I really long for a happy drunkenness, and I hope to throw up, spit out my inner feelings and unhappiness, and spit out my own heart. It is best to let people in the distant horizon know that I am very tired, and I hope you will forgive me by leaps and bounds. But you, who are full of personality, can't give me this chance. Friends are doomed to disappear in friction, and friends are doomed to leave in misunderstanding. And I can only speak to wine alone, giving a speech about the kind of respect I once had for you!

16. When will there be a bright moon? I fetch the wine glass from afar. I do not know the palace in heaven, and what month and when. I want to go home by the wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu. I can't stand the cold at the top. I dance to find out what my shadow is like on earth.

17. Every time we meet, two people hiding the same little secret are separated by a sea of people pushing cups for a change, and they smile at each other, which is more or less warm. We will talk about trivial days, we will be drunk by others, and we will also drink others with a tacit smile.

18. When you are tired, keep your heart to the shore, and you will always depend on your partner's harbor. Now parting is in front of us, blurring your eyes and mine. The width of heaven and earth, I hope to be as close as neighbors, wave my hand and enjoy a beautiful life from now on. Drink and talk about your mood

1. Don't cry, don't drink, and don't blow the cold wind alone at night.

2. Big Bang said: I like taking pictures and drinking. I will like it better if you are willing to accompany me.

3. He told me that my stomach would hurt if I stopped drinking. I said that my heart would hurt if I put down my glass. .

4. Don't forget to call your parents from time to time. Maybe you are working hard for a better future, but your aging parents are always thinking about you. They will be very happy to hear your voice. On weekends, send a message to those old friends who drink together at school or go shopping together or skip classes. Some people may have little chance to be together, but the friendship between classmates is far simpler than that of your colleagues.

5. Smoking when you are lonely, and drinking when you are lonely, makes your world wonderful.

6, class reunion, playing the truth game, one person said I didn't do xx, if others did, they should consciously drink. One of the girls who played first said that I had never masturbated. The five boys on the table immediately silently picked up the glass on the table. This is fucking cruel.

7. You asked me if I enjoyed drinking alone. I told you that I lacked too much in my life, except you.

8. When a person indulges in a fantasy, he will turn it into a vague taste and treat it as real wine. You drink to get drunk; I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

9. I can't drink, but I'm so strong that I start dancing before three drinks, and then I'm drunk and full of gaffes. Such people can reuse it; I can drink very well, pretend that I can't drink, try to persuade others to drink, and don't stop until I see others drunk and fall to the ground. Such people will not reuse it; Those who know how to drink, drink according to their own capacity, do not persuade others to drink, do not instigate, whatever you want, you can rest assured to reuse. Ma yun

1. since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush when drinking.

11. The older you get, the harder it is to get friends. Because it's hard for you to be willing to give in and compromise others. Therefore, many people easily gather together to drink and eat and talk. Even if nothing happens, there is no nostalgia in each other's hearts. This is the way to socialize animals. As long as you don't talk about feelings, it's very simple. The solemn and nostalgic treatment between people may be a luxury, but it is worth pursuing.

12, when you love someone, love to eight points is just right. All expectations and hopes are only seven or eight points, and the remaining two or three points are used to love themselves. If you continue to love more, it is likely to give each other heavy pressure, make each other breathless and completely lose the fun of love. So please remember, don't drink more than six points, eat more than seven points, and love someone more than eight points.

13. Be nice to yourself. When you are in a bad mood, don't consider anything. Go eat what you like, but don't drink.

14. Big Bang said: I like taking pictures and drinking.

15. A beautiful woman is in a bad mood and drinking in a bar. Because the beauty was too bored to drink alone, she called a male colleague. The beauty said, can you drink some wine with me? I'm in a bad mood. The male colleague hesitated and said, I really can't drink. I'm really sorry. The beauty explained: actually, I can't drink it either, and when I get drunk, I mess with my relatives, mainly because I'm in a bad mood! As soon as the voice fell, the male colleague immediately turned to the waiter and said, four bottles of beer.

16. When Nurse's Day comes, the safety nurse reminds you to drink more boiled water and less alcohol. Health nurses remind you to get more sunshine and less insect bites; Health nurses remind you that eating more fruits is rare and old; Psychological nurses remind you to read more text messages and worry less.

17. When a person indulges in a fantasy, he will turn it into a vague taste and treat it as real wine. You drink to get drunk; I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

18, I was scolded you, this is friendship; I drink with you, which is heroic; I am happy that you are smiling, which is kind; I wish you well. Look, it's a blessing. May you be loyal and heroic, have peace at home and be blessed forever.

19. I don't allow my wife to eat more popsicles at ordinary times, and I limit myself to one a day. I came home late for a drink with my friends one night. My wife sent me a text message. I've already eaten three popsicles. Please come back and hit me. If you don't come back, I'm going to eat the fourth one.

2. Don't cry as soon as you blow, and get drunk as soon as you drink.

21. Don't eat too much, walk too fast, talk too loudly, drink less, go to bed early, don't be annoyed when things happen, and take a bath often, which is the best for your health. May you always be smooth and have endless beauty in your life!

22. If one day, you see me wearing 1cm high heels and wearing thick makeup, smoking, drinking, fighting, cursing, joking and playing with feelings, then, she will be as pure as she is, not smoking, not drinking, not fighting, not swearing, and being gentle and considerate to you. I will definitely stand in front of you, point to her and tell you: I used to be like this, but you didn't cherish it!

23. Goodbye is when you see me smoking and drinking and swearing, and you laugh at me for being dissolute. Do you remember when I first met, I didn't even dare to say a word? You contributed a lot to my becoming like this.

24. It's really tiring to be alive: you have to wait in line when you get on the bus, and you suffer from loving you. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money! Even sending a text message to the pig has to be charged! I wish you a happy Laba

25. One can walk in the Jianghu without drinking. People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not drink too much?

26. Would you like to be an old friend? We can also go drinking together when we are white.

27. When drinking, it is the heart, not the stomach. Just like burning incense, what you want is a fragrant atmosphere, not taking the fragrance as oxygen, which is also the original intention of drinking with friends.

28. The south is open to sex, while the north plays mahjong and drinks and brags, which is the same in the whole country.

29. I drink, fight and skip breakfast. No matter how cold it is, you only wear one dress, and no one will feel bad about it.

3. Now, I have an ugly hairstyle, a bad complexion, pimples, drinking, being crazy and swearing, and living in a muddled life. If someone loves me at this time, it must be true love. I want to live a new life today, so I will go to bed early and get up early, eat no meat and drink no wine, never stay up late surfing the Internet, and cut off all pornographic information. Exercise and read good books every day, think more about your parents, and be grateful to everyone.

2. I got a taste of revenge for the first time, just like drinking. As soon as I drank it, it was fragrant and sweet, but afterwards it was full of bitterness.

3. Be nice to yourself. When you are in a bad mood, don't consider anything. Go eat what you like, but don't drink.

4. if you drink today, you will get drunk today, and tomorrow will worry about tomorrow.

5. Let's watch a movie hand in hand in the cold winter, go to the library to find a book, have a drink at the small table in the kitchen and talk. Every time I leave, I know I will come back at some point. Even if you go on a long journey, there are people in your heart who are concerned and will not get lost in the changes of time. Stay together quietly and watch the world scenery until Vientiane is empty. Time is running out, and everything is impermanent. Dear people, you and I should cherish and be willing to love each other.

6. Don't drink or smoke, and save countless money in three years.

7. There is no reason to get drunk. Tears come before the wine arrives. The night is deep, the lamp is worn out, the lights disappear between the lights, but leaned against the pillow, chat to sleep, this endless lonely, really let the taste of loneliness similar. Sorrow is gradually endless, and the distance is like spring water.

8. When she drinks, she always cries, saying that she will lose without you.

9. I only have loneliness and wine: I don't blame him for not coming with me.

1. You don't need to drink. Watching flowers can be intoxicating.

11. I don't drink, but I have said that I am drunk.

12. Would you like to be an old friend? We can also go drinking together when we are white.

13. Don't smoke. Don't drink. Don't go shopping. Don't make noise. Don't cry. Don't make noise. Talk calmly. Let it be. This is me now.

14. Drink the strongest wine, smoke the hottest cigarettes, and love the person I love the most.

15. I wonder whose name I will shout when I am drunk.

16, half a catty of improper wine, one catty helps the wall, and I won't go if I walk half a catty.

17, wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. Only when I was drunk did I find that I was missing the person around me.

18. You know that there are thousands of glasses in the wine. Drink as much as you can. If you can't drink, run.

19, heartbreaking drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and in the end, there is no heart and no lungs.

2. I didn't think I could be a hero before, because I didn't like drinking. Now I know that Xia doesn't drink because he likes drinking.

21. When I'm drunk, I won't accept anyone, so I'll hold the wall.

22. I just watched it on TV. Drinking alcohol causes cancer. Scared me to death, hurry to drink a bottle of wine to suppress the shock! From then on, I made up my mind: I will never watch TV again!

23. Girls who smoke, drink and have tattoos all have a story they don't want to tell.

24, standing on one foot, drinking is not counted, and drinking on one buttock is never counted.

25. I hate drinking, but I like the person who can make me drink.

26. I don't like drinking, I just get drunk.

27, my woman! Absolutely not allowed to play outside with other men in the middle of the night! And don't drink with other men!

I heard that drinking can cause sudden death, so I fell in love with drinking.

29, wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I don't remember the person around me. It's just that the wine was soaked all over my body, from my heart, only into my heart.

3. A person who is not good at wine drinks mostly to vent, while a person who is good at wine stops drinking to bury something in his heart.

31. I am playing dumb whether I drink or not.

32. My best friend has no money. Needless to say, take it! My best friend is sick, don't ask, accompany! My best friend is heartbroken, needless to say, comfort! Best friend wants to drink, don't drink, accompany drunk!

33, 29 work summary and 27 work plan-problems: good drinking. Analysis reason: the wine tastes good. Sum up experience: drinking is good. Rectification measures: drink well. Direction of efforts: drink good wine

34. I want to cry and tears in my eyes. I want to smile and my mouth won't move. I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

35. Someone asked why you prefer drinking to smoking. I said that drinking hurts me, and smoking will hurt me.