The story of kissing

There is a story about kissing that goes like this:

The 20-year-old boy kissed the girl, and the girl said angrily, you smelly rascal! Dare to bully me! Suddenly, the girl kicked the boy and the boy kicked him. The boy was forced to rest at home for half a month.

The 25-year-old boy kissed the girl, and the girl pretended to be angry and said, rogue! It's disgusting that you are so bad! Play tricks when people are not looking. Girls still want boys to kiss her, but boys don't understand. Finally, the boy found that the girl ignored him for a long time, and the boy was depressed for a month.

The 30-year-old man kissed the woman, and the woman said sweetly, bah! Bad guys! Come on! Let the children see it is not good! And pinched that man! When the child can't see it, he still wants a man to kiss her, but the man doesn't. Finally, the woman didn't let the man touch her for a week.

The 40-year-old man kissed the woman, and the woman said irritably: I have been married for so many years, and I don't play the romance of young people regularly! You're not bored! The man walked away with a quick smile, had a drink with his friend, and came back to sleep at night, tossing and turning for a long time before going to sleep for several days.

A 50-year-old man kissed a woman, and the woman said affectionately, dear! You haven't done this to me for a long time! The man hugged the woman apologetically and then went to the party. Women are very disappointed. In fact, she hoped that the man would hold her tightly and not leave. When the man came back in the evening, he found that the woman was not in the room and was forced to live separately for a week.

The 70-year-old man kissed a woman, and the woman said happily, wife! You remind me of the first time you kissed me. Do you remember? The men can't remember at all, and the woman sobbed, making the men both persuade and apologize. In the evening, the man stayed up all night, remembering the first time he kissed a woman, he got high blood pressure the next day and was forced to stay in the hospital for a month.