40 classic lines from Stephen Chow's films

Lead: The lines in Stephen Chow's films are concise, humorous and literary. Every word is full of exclamation, inspiration, irony and emotion. Here, I have compiled 40 classic lines from Stephen Chow's movies for you. I hope you like them.

1. Look, that man looks like a dog. -The Great Sage of a Chinese Odyssey

For me, it's just a bigger prison outside. -The Great Sage of a Chinese Odyssey

One day, when you find that you are in love with someone you hate, this relationship is the most deadly. -The Great Sage of a Chinese Odyssey

If I can't be with the person I like, I won't be happy even if I am the Jade Emperor. -The Great Sage of a Chinese Odyssey

People are born of mothers, and demons are born of mothers. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. -The Great Sage of a Chinese Odyssey

6. My lover is a world hero. One day, he will wear golden armor and drive colorful clouds to marry me. Guess the beginning, but can't guess the end-The Great Sage on a Chinese Odyssey gets married

Since God arranged for him to pull out my purple sword, he must be an extraordinary person and can't be wrong. I know that one day, he will appear in a conspicuous posture, wearing a golden robe and stepping on colorful clouds to marry me. -The Great Sage of a Chinese Odyssey

8. Wukong, you are so naughty! I told you not to throw things around, it's wrong to throw things around! It is not good to hit children, even if you don't hit children, it is not good to hit flowers and plants. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

9. Why? Do you want it? If you want it, say it! How do I know you want it if you don't tell me? Why are you looking at me? I'm glad you looked at me sincerely, but you still have to say it. Take it. You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

10. There was once a sincere love in front of me. If you don't cherish it, you will regret it if you lose it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me a second chance, I will say three words to that girl:' I love you'. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

1 1. Although we are poor, we can't lie or hit people. We can't take things that don't belong to us; Study hard and be a useful person when you grow up. -"Changjiang No.7"

12. Sir! If you do this, you will take me to the edge of a crater full of poisonous snakes and beasts, ignore my crying and my wailing, and kick me mercilessly into the hot magma with your feet. How can you stand it? -"Truant Veyron 1"

13. With your wisdom, can I scare you? Flirting Scholar

14. I feel sad and my heart hurts. My eight wives are all like wolves. Others say I enjoy other people's happiness, but in fact everyone knows who is empty and lonely! -"Tang Bohu points Chou-heung"

15. I swear, if I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world gang rape every night until she is torn to pieces and shaky. Enough! -"Tang Bohu points Chou-heung"

How lonely invincible is. -"Mermaid"

17. All my suitors have gone to France, but you are like a fish! -"Mermaid"

You are not human! You are an angel, and meeting you is the greatest luck in my life! -"Mermaid"

19. We have received strict training, no matter how funny, we won't laugh unless we can't help it. -"Mermaid"

20. I can decide tens of billions of things in a few seconds, and you, I thought about it all night. -"Mermaid"

2 1. I gave them the task of protecting world peace. I am a layman, only interested in evil money. -"Mermaid"

One day we can't breathe clean air and drink clean water, even if we have more money, we will die. -"Mermaid"

23. Memory is the root of pain. -"Kung Fu"

24. Admit that you are short and stand firm. -"Kung Fu"

25. The chat hit it off. Let's pay the medical bills. skill

26. Pretend to be hunting with a dead mouse pinned to your waist. skill

27. I didn't expect the lion to roar with a big horn, so my younger brother went down candidly. skill

28. I wanted to use this 10 yuan to study and become a doctor and lawyer, but for the sake of world peace ... alas. -"Kung Fu"

29. The world is full of money and women. Whoever can make up his mind will win, and whoever can seize the opportunity will take the lead. -"Kung Fu"

30. Kid, I think your skeleton is great, and you are one of the wizards in Wulin. It is your responsibility to maintain world peace. I have a secret book here. Since it's fate with you, I'll sell it to you for ten dollars! -"Kung Fu"

3 1. Go back to Mars. The earth is very dangerous. Shaolin soccer.

32. If there is no dream, what is the difference with salted fish? -"shaolin soccer"

33. Kung Fu is actually absolutely suitable for men, women and children. Killing is just a misunderstanding of it. Kung fu is more of an art and an indomitable spirit. -"shaolin soccer"

34. I play football with you losers for no reason, up and down hundreds of thousands a second. Sorry, you know I'm so straight; I have to go to the game with you, a dead cripple, for no reason. You forgive me for being so straight. Finally, I won the game for no reason. This probability is lower than zero! -"shaolin soccer"

35. Actually, I am an actor. -"king of comedy"

There are only two things to talk about on the tramp: the first is loyalty, and the second is money. -"king of comedy"

37. Although you play a passerby, you still have a life and a soul. -"king of comedy"

38. I didn't move because the director didn't stop just now, so I was still a dead body and couldn't move. -"king of comedy"

39. Miss, even if you must call me a "walk-on", please don't put the word "death" in front! -"king of comedy"

40. stanislavski, a master of Russian drama theory, believes that pain should be from the outside to the inside, and then from the inside to the outside. -"king of comedy"