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Talk about the mood of paying wages

1. I always think about how to spend it before I get paid. After I got paid, I suddenly found that I had to save money to buy a house.

2. The richest person in a month pays the completion capital for three days, and then goes back to poverty.

3, a happy day, after paying my salary, I spent an instant eating soil. Smile!

4. Eat an apple for ten dollars when you get paid, and eat ten tomatoes for six dollars after you get paid. Life is not easy, do it and cherish it.

Every month, I repeat the mental process of "doubting life before paying salary, loving my post and being dedicated after paying salary".

6. My super power is to spend it all within one week after I get paid.

7. After salary: It's cool to take a taxi. Take a taxi for half a month. Where's my money?

8. Today is a good day. Colleagues all say that my eyes sparkled after I got paid.

9. Is there any medicine that can cure the strange disease that I want to spend money every time I get paid? I feel very sick.

10, I bought four skirts as soon as I got paid today. Am I crazy?