Exquisite quotations from diaosi's favorite in 22

I'll send you 19 sentences to encourage you * * *

The first sentence is that those who hate have no pain, but those who hate others will be bruised all over, so never hate others.

The second sentence, Fate is a book. If you turn it carelessly, you will miss it. If you read it too carefully, you will lose it.

Third sentence, don't argue with a fool, or you won't know who is a fool.

Fourth sentence, education is a bronze medal, ability is a silver medal, contacts are a gold medal, and thinking is a trump card.

The fifth sentence, successful people won not at the starting point, but at the turning point.

Sixth sentence, there are two kinds of money: money is spent, not property; What is not spent is "paper", which is an inheritance.

The seventh sentence, show your temper, that is called instinct; Holding your temper down is called skill.

The eighth sentence, repeat simple things, and you are an expert; Do it with your heart, and you will win.

The ninth sentence, being so beautiful and handsome without knowing it, is temperament; So rich and talented, but others don't know, this is self-cultivation.

The tenth sentence, mind your own mouth, don't try to be happy for a moment and talk nonsense. "A kind word is warm in three winters, but it hurts in June." When you speak, you should use your head, be sensitive and be careful. It's useless to talk too much. If you don't promote others' evil, you will naturally turn enemies into friends.

the eleventh sentence, life without love is like a desert, giving people roses and fragrant hands. To "learn to love others is actually to love yourself", let love warm everyone's heart like the afternoon sunshine.

The twelfth sentence, understand and respect others more, and always be tolerant and grateful. Tolerance is a virtue and a kind of wisdom. How vast it is to accept all rivers, thank your friends for their help; Be grateful to your enemies. They make you strong.

Thirteenth sentence, there are two things we can't help doing in this world: one is to hurry, and the other is to stop and see if we have a good attitude. A good attitude is a good partner for life and makes people happy and healthy.

The fourteenth sentence, human feelings, human feelings, human nature, should be charitable and be good at communication. "Don't burn incense at ordinary times, cram for Buddha's feet in an emergency" is not feasible. Therefore, "people's emotions should be stored", just like bank deposits. The more you save, the longer you spend, the greater the dividend.

Fifteenth sentence, don't be impatient when something happens. Don't rush to conclusions, especially when you are angry, don't make decisions, learn to put yourself in the other's shoes, roll with the punches, make the complicated things as simple as possible, and never complicate the simple things.

Sixteenth sentence, learn to be content. The biggest trouble in life is to start with the most meaningless comparison. There are always people who are not as good as you, and there are always people who are better than you. When I cry that I have no shoes to wear, I find that someone has no feet.

17th sentence, if the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure of winning him, and there is no need to look back to see who is cursing you? If a mad dog bites you, do you have to get down and bite him back? Don't care too much about other people's curses.

18th sentence, don't take work as a burden. Instead of being angry and complaining, face it positively and happily. When you regard work as life and art, you will enjoy the pleasure of work.

People are blessed when they live for a day, so they should cherish it. Life is only a few decades, so don't leave more regrets for yourself. When the sun rises, the East China Sea will set in the west, and there will be a day of sorrow and a day of joy. People are comfortable and their hearts are comfortable if they don't get bogged down in things. I want to be a p> I've made up my mind that if I have a son, I'll be a robber and if I have a daughter, I'll be a princess.

There are only two kinds of math proof questions: one is "lying in the trough is still proof", and the other is "lying in the trough can also prove"

I am in love with my bed, but the alarm clock is jealous and always wants to separate me from the bed

Men are dumped, and money is a problem; Women are dumped, face problems; I got dumped. You're out of your fucking mind! !

I've been taking exams for so many years, so why not have an anniversary celebration? For example, I'll get 2 if I pass 4 exams, one if I pass two subjects, and I'll be exempted from taking any two subjects.

isn't it just a little thinner? I have to bite a few pieces of my meat so fat. Dead mosquito!

Ziwei: Erkang, are you happy? Erkang: Don't you remember, my surname has always been Fu.

There is only one "two" between talent and genius. Therefore, talents are very good, while geniuses are always a little stupid.

when I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital in the world.

in fact, it's all just your wishful thinking, so why do you pretend to do it?

You should get more sunshine and get darker so that people don't call you an idiot.

we all sleep in class! Jump after class! I'm dead in the exam

I usually scold you, but I won't know that I'm both civil and military until I hit you!

people lose weight, waist and buttocks, why do you have to start with brain cells?

In this fickle age, the best way to make people forget you is to owe money.

girl's voice: I will always be short of a dress and a pair of shoes ... but I will always gain a catty!

when I'm in a bad mood, I go to the school gate and kick my bike one by one. Oh, yeah!

If you are the one, the female guest will turn off a man's light again, and the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off the whole floor!

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static means sleeping, while dynamic means turning over.

if I go down one day, remember, I will come up for you.

God, please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I'm willing to exchange for losing ten catties.

The happiest thing every morning is to get on the subway, and the most tragic thing is to get off in the wrong direction.

The person I secretly love changed his hairstyle yesterday, and I suddenly feel that I have changed my mind.

I often tell myself not to hang myself from a tree, and as a result, I get lost in the Woods.

Winter is the most rogue, and he always likes to freeze his hands and feet on me.

If you treat me as a game, I will kill you.

many people are looking for him. If you are not ill, just take two steps.

the first part: hahahahahaha, and the second part: hehehehehehehehehe. Horizontal criticism: mental derangement

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

It's not that you didn't do your homework, but when you want to do it, you find that you don't know what it is.

Every time I see that the money in my wallet is getting less and less, I know that my life has fallen.

Like my aunt, Big Wolf always says, "I will come back again!" Before leaving.

The most tragic thing in the world is that after opening the wallet, Chairman Mao is gone and people of all ethnic groups are still there.

I thought I had grown taller overnight, but the quilt cover was horizontal.

I met a dog on the side of the road. I squatted down and asked him, "Will my peach blossom luck be very prosperous in the second half of the year?" It thought for a moment and said, "Wang!"

The exam is a cloud, and it will be a dark cloud after the exam.

Writing your name in the sky was carried away by the wind, so I wrote your name in every corner of the street ... Shit, I was taken away by the police.

When I have money, I will build two toilets. I want to go to the men's toilet. I want to go to the women's toilet.

Toad jumps off a cliff and pretends to be stupid. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

When I was a child, I was very confused. Now I know what to worry about, whether to study in Tsinghua or Peking University when I grow up.

when I was a child, I always thought there were only two countries in the world. A China. A foreign country.

to buy a bucket of instant noodles is to have six packets of seasoning packets, two forks, and another bucket ...

If I can choose for myself in the next life, I would like to make a quilt and overwhelm the whole world.

Wukong, bring the Zijin alms bowl and chopsticks for the teacher. Wujing, go to the kitchen and see if Bajie is cooked.

you love me or you don't. I was there, clinging to you.

whether it is a beauty or not, you will know when you take off your clothes. Whether it is a handsome boy or not, just get a flat head.

if your girlfriend is a foodie, marry her. As the saying goes: eating goods is good for feeding.

Next time a boy laughs at your thick legs. Just answer him: your legs are thin, and all three of your legs are thin.

if someone asks you how you got fat, you can just say you forgot, don't explain, the more you explain, the sadder you get! Funny sentences for diaosi

funny sentences for diaosi

1. The earth will turn, people will change, loving you is eternal, and it is impossible to marry you!

2. Your shameless appearance has the charm of my youth.

3. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a very serious matter. No matter whether it hurts or not, cry first.

4. When others tell the truth after drinking, I only vomit food after drinking.

5. How many students lost to the last part of the text: reciting the whole text.

6. How can a blood-stained painting rival a little cinnabar between your eyebrows?

7. Damn mosquito, I'm not your father. Why do you always eat and drink from me?

8. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ!

9. What kind of world is this? People live like dogs, and dogs live like people.

1. You are like a steamed stuffed bun, and it's right for a dog to follow you.

11. I must be reborn as a man in my next life and then marry a woman like me.

12. I don't know who will be like me and can't conquer high heels.

13. No one looks down on you, because others don't look at you at all, and everyone is very busy.

14. In fact, I am a genius, but I am jealous of talents.

15. Some people are alive, and she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died!

16. Stop screaming. No one will pay attention to you if you scream again. You are just a pig!

17. People like you can only live for two episodes in a series.

18. When you are sad, hold back your sadness and smile bravely.

19, the earth will turn, people will change, love you is eternal, it is impossible to marry you!

2. I am ambitious enough to meet anyone's madness.

21. As a stay-at-home girl, I am very satisfied with my behavior.

22. I'm smart and I'm stupid.

23. Anyone who still looks for a girl these days means that he is incompetent.

24. Although I am not a fine horse, I am no ordinary donkey.

25. I don't want many people to fight, I just want people who dare to fuck.

26. The most beautiful sound in the world is the ringing of the bell.

27. I am very confident because confidence is free.

28. Mistress: I really love you. Big money: there is a money word missing from your words.

29. I refuse to obey anyone when I am drunk, so I will hold the wall.

3. I still can't write emotional words. Qq Signature of Diaosi Male

qq Signature of Diaosi Male

1. Baby in black stockings, where can I find a good woman like you?

2, only for one person's true feelings, but it breaks the hearts of thousands of girls

3, what men dislike most is their own woman, and they are still ambiguous with other men.

4. There has never been such a stupid girl who made him panic.

5. I miss your night and always smoke quietly alone.

6. A man is nothing but a pastime. 7. It is the women who have taught me how to grow up.

8. Falling in love is only to satisfy women's possessiveness

9. Picking up girls is like fishing. You should cast a net in an all-round way and focus on training.

1. Don't tempt you with your chastity, you will regret it.

11. Even if a man is rebellious and chic when he is young, he will work hard for a woman sooner or later.

12. Dude, I gave you an award for forever silence.

13. If you take a big step, it is easy to pull eggs; Small steps make it easy to squeeze eggs; Don't pull, don't squeeze, and idle eggs hurt. How tired it is to be a man.

14. Please don't say that a man is a playboy. How can a man deserve the word playboy if he has no heart at all?

15. Maybe one day, when you put on a wedding dress, I will put on a cassock.

16. Women are like clothes, and I wear brands that ordinary men can never afford.

17. Men can fall on the front line, but never on the prostate.

18. I know you know my heart. We don't need verbal communication.

actually, I just want to go to the seaside with you to watch the sunset.

2. My father said: Go to sleep quickly! If it's hot at night, wrap the quilt tightly.

21. Brothers are like brothers. You may not have to share the blessings, but you must share them when you are in trouble.

22. Treat me strong and ruin your world!

23. After you like me, I will give you something to eat.

24. My heart is not a bus. I don't want you to sit down if there is an empty seat.

25. Picking up girls is like hanging up QQ. Pick her up for two hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.

26. When I was determined, I found that there were traces of him in your heart.

27. Don't blame me for being too crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.

28. No heartless person has ever offered his heart to someone.

29. When the power went out, I called my brother to complain that there was no Internet. My brother said a gorgeous sentence: I just know how to surf the Internet and watch TV for a while.

3. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

31. Money can be spent for fun, but brothers can't finish it. Don't lose your brother for a little money.

32. Ceng Xiaoxian is not the only good man.

33, don't be infatuated with elder brother, elder brother belongs to her.

34. Men always say one thing and do another, and wear a condom at critical moments.

35. The person I once liked very much is now my brother, so I have to give him up.

36. Brothers should play tricks like this. I was wrong about you.

37. If I die of fever in Henan, my brothers should remember to collect the body. Thank you! There must be air conditioning in the coffin

38. If you want to fight, I will fight. My brothers are all Altman.

39. My brother said that not every girl can wear silk stockings.