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Your mouth really stinks in classical Chinese
1. Please shut your bad mouth composition
What is the please shut your bad mouth composition? Are you worthy enough to slander Li Bai? I think this so-called doctorate has ruined his brain by reading, and he is not just a bad person, he is an incurable kind.
Listen to me, Tan Zuowen, if you don’t have a job, just go home and eat shit. If you dare to come out and imitate other people’s word games, write some nonsense “articles” (you don’t even know the meaning of the article) Not even stained). If you have nothing to do, just slander yourself. The poet Li Bai is my idol, but you dare to touch him.
Since you can forcibly connect the "Poetry Fairy" with the gangster "Young and Dangerous" in Hong Kong movies, why not write your father as an alcoholic who gave birth to you after drinking? The "crazy guy" stuck together by the stinking lees. Li Bai admires knights, which has nothing to do with you. You are jealous and go home to apply potion. However, you follow other people's talk about the ancients, but think that "knights have always been controversial in ancient times. In positive terms, they are righteous people, and in negative terms, they are hooligans."
"There has always been controversy", is it your fabrication? Even if you are crazy about the line, you still want to be so crazy about it. Let me tell you, you are an authentic ancient person.
What you pursue is the dictatorial regime of the ancient government, and you continue to want to maintain this regime in another era. You call all other forces that are not beneficial to the government "hooligans". Not only that, you also create chaos. Posting notices, labeling anyone as a hooligan or a bad person, and forcing people to recognize and accept it. What do you think, is this passage a true portrayal of you, or is it as stinky as your book? Yes, I just learned to treat you the same way you treated my idol.
However, my skills are obviously not as deep as yours, and it sounds pretty good. I don't know why I went crazy today, but I left the newspaper until evening to read.
I was so angry before I even finished reading it. If I had seen you in the morning and I had been a little more extreme, I would have gone to your den and beat you up.
When is it my turn to send a letter now? Today, it’s time for you to reflect on your past. With your "profound thoughts", I think you can find a mouse hole to go back to ancient times, find a corrupt official at random, explain your "big argument" to him, and make him feel comfortable by photographing him, and that might be enough. Get a part-time job as an official and make a living, so you don't have to be embarrassed here.
By the way, can you talk about how it is "talking positively" and how it is "talking negatively"? Stop making an issue out of words. I see that you are already old enough to have a doctorate, so you can do whatever you want.
Which people in society at that time were not grateful for the help of knights. Most of those knights help people secretly and then leave quietly.
What you mean by "positive" is "people in power". Depend on! When did the government ever trust the people? I wish I could strip them down to nothing but their underpants, so that they can't even hide any weapons or money.
You are *** enough. "Li Bai yearns for knights, which shows that he himself wants to be a young and Dangerous boy."
Thank you for being able to speak out. You yearn for fame and wealth so much, and I said you want to be Qin Hui.
I have seen ***, but I have never seen such ***. "Li Bai said in "Gift to Brother Xiangyang Shaofu Hao" that 'if you don't know what you are doing, you will be surrounded by heroes.'"
You can actually interpret it as "the people I associate with are all famous young and Dangerous boys, and they are all heroes." Whatever comes out of your mouth is not good.
"Hero", you can first translate it into "Young and Dangerous" and then "Hero". Are the heroes you call the so-called Young and Dangerous? .
Even if you don’t know Chinese, you still insist on saying that "hero" is equal to "young and Dangerous". Look, you say it as if it is true. Is this also because the nerves are all stuck together? Ancient prose is not something you can mess with.
You just do whatever you want, but do you want to make good people become bad people as well? Not to mention how many years Li Bai has been dead. Please use your brain to think about it. If not, I will give you a pig head at a disadvantage, free of charge.
Li Bai lived an upright life, and he was a hero all over the world. His broad-mindedness was deeply loved by many people. But you have nothing to do and fabricate things to hurt our feelings.
Can you find a slightly credible statement stating that "Li Bai's ideal is to kill people with a knife in a busy city"? I really don't understand what kind of education you have received to have such a hobby. It’s all my fault that I didn’t teach you well when I was young.
Putting aside everything else, you might as well take a knife to your own neck in the downtown area to thank the world. And I'm also worried that this will hurt those flowers, plants and flying insects, scare them into endocrine disorders, and make them do scandalous things like you.
There is another sentence, "Of course, he is a chivalrous man and has made a name for himself."
"Of course"? The word comes out of your mouth as stinky as it comes out of ***. You can find the bad things that the poet Li Bai has done. Find a few and look at them before talking about them. Otherwise, please shut up your stinky ***.
I also saw your face that said "I want to be famous" in the word you criticized him. Li Bai was a man full of ambitions, and like many famous people in ancient times (the "hooligans" you call them), they all wanted to expand their ambitions. I don't think there was anything wrong with them becoming famous like this.
As for you, if you have a Ph.D., forget it. If you want to gain a position here, don’t use the ancients to win. I think you will be more successful if you go home to herd cows and pick dung.
If you are not satisfied, try your best to make a living and eat with your own hands instead of trying to make a living by swearing at others. I think whatever you earn from this will end up ruining your internal organs.
It’s not over yet. You are too ***, and you use "boast" to describe the things described in Li Bai's "History of Shang'an Zhou, Fei Chang'an".
If the number of "more than 300,000" you said is real, then the waterfall that "flows down three thousand feet" is also real. It’s not too late to come up with some evidence and start spraying again.
There are so many numbers appearing in Li Bai's poems. Come and play too. This is also a word game for you.
"Underworld", "very scheming", "a young and Dangerous guy with leadership qualities", "eating soft food", "fighting in groups"? It’s really hard for you to think of these words with so much effort and nerves stuck together. You are so scheming, so dark, and so easy on yourself. Don't give things you like to the great poet Li Bai. Please, you can come up with such harsh words. Can I say that you are a fake doctor, but you are actually a shrew with a chicken belly and a small intestine.
Since you can use modern Chinese to interpret ancient poems, I will be a villain again and teach you. After interpreting your words correctly in modern Chinese, I will give you a word: clown. . I suck.
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