Life laughs at itself.

First, personal introduction: poor, cheap, unable to move.

Second, people have a good background and I have a good background.

Three, my life can be summed up in nine words: I want to do whatever I want with my salary, and my salary is naturally cool.

Fourth, I have to choose a rich circle of friends.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

Six, I 18 years old came out to earn money, from one yuan to penniless, and then from penniless to now in debt, this is me, a different fireworks, I am me, and I get angry when I see myself.

The word "life" for more than seven or twenty years has left me with convulsions in my brain and spinal cord. Never got to the point.

Eight, now, what we can't get up is grades, what we can't get down is weight, what we can afford is chopsticks, and what we can't get into the bed.

Nine, you can't even control what time to sleep, but also want to control your life? You don't even brush the bowl, but you still want to brush the presence? Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.

Ten, people are really busy, there are not many complicated emotions at all, and people are too idle to take trivial matters seriously.

1 1. Gao Fushuai's wallet is like a flower. Every time you open it, it makes people smile. My wallet is like an onion. Every time you open it, it makes people cry!

I used to think that as long as a person grows up, he will become mature and capable. Now I know that many things have nothing to do with age, and fools will only become big fools when they grow up.

Thirteen, don't talk to me about ideals, quit! That thing is not very valuable, and it will be destroyed if it is not repaired.

Fourteen, I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short. Embrace your chubby self in danger.

Fifteen, we used to be husband and wife, now we are mobile phones, one in hand, forever, the mobile phone is not in hand, there is no soul.

16. Failure is the mother of success. Who is the father of success? You transferred 10 yuan to me, and your payment was successful.

In the poker game of life, God deals cards and we play cards ourselves.

Eighteen, don't think too great of yourself, you know, in other people's world, no matter how well you do, you are only a supporting role.

I usually show up in the afternoon, otherwise you will fall in love with me sooner or later.

Twenty, the world belongs to us and those children, but sooner or later it belongs to those grandchildren!

Twenty-one, Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds will be rescued by leaders, and those without backgrounds will be killed by a stick!

Twenty-two, reason is always cleaning up the mess for sensibility.

Twenty-three, the same bottle of drink, convenience store five dollars, five-star hotel sixty dollars, many times a person's value depends on his location.

Twenty-four, I became an older woman for two reasons: first, no one looked down on me, and second, no one looked down on me.

Twenty-five, find the cause of the problem from yourself, when constipation, don't blame the earth for not having gravity.

Twenty-six, another day has passed. How was your day? Is your dream farther away?

Twenty-seven, being scolded four times a day: don't get up in the morning, get up and surf the Internet, don't read books for a day, and don't sleep at night.

Twenty-eight, we brush the screen and brush the Year of the People.

Twenty-nine, try everything, how do you know that you really can't do it without trying?

Thirty, from nothing at the beginning of the year to penniless at the end of the year, don't forget your active mind, and live in vain for one year!