A collection of 40 sentences on how to humor others about your own acne.

How to humor others about your acne mood Part 1

1. Staying up late makes me get acne, having acne makes me feel bad, and being in a bad mood makes me sleep Not being able to sleep keeps me up late.

2. You should stay up less late, surf the Internet less, and drink more water. The acne on your face will be reduced and your skin will get better.

3. I seem to be getting acne again. I am desperate and have started to give up sweets.

4. When I am in a bad mood, I will eat spicy food and ice cream, and then I will get acne and stomachache. Then my mood will become worse, and then I will continue to eat, and then I will develop acne

5. Good night, Yangyang. Today, Xiao Lingjun is very handsome and elegant, and he is very happy to see Yangyang. Then everything is wonderful~ Good night, my sister will get acne on the other side of her face if she stays up late.

6. I have pimples on my eyebrows. Four pimples appeared in just one day, and I was bitten by five mosquitoes. How should I see people?

7. I know very well that I should eat less sugar and drink less milk tea, but when I am in a bad mood, only milk tea and desserts can cure me. I deserve to have acne on my face all the time.

8. Today I finally figured out something. The acne on my face is caused by eating hot pot. After eating hot pot today, acne started to break out on my face before I even stepped out of Haidilao.

9. Why do I still have acne even at my age and look like I’m ready to go… my hands are itchy.

10. When you are in a bad mood, you give up on yourself and eat too much. There is nothing wrong with that. Then you gain weight, get acne, and your skin becomes bad, which is even worse. There is nothing wrong with that!

11. Is it really red wine for beauty? I haven’t had any acne on my face these days. I’m so used to it.

12. When can I take off the mask? My ears can no longer bear it, and I feel like my face will break out next week.

13. I have been playing with my mobile phone too much in the past two days, and pimples have begun to appear on my face. Fortunately, I wear a mask when I go out. It is not a serious problem, but the pain is very uncomfortable.

14. Recently, I started to feel hungry again at this point, and during this period, although the acne on my back disappeared. But acne breaks out like crazy on my face and chest again.

15. I have been working overtime every day recently, and acne has begun to appear on my face. The pressure of life is everywhere.

17. If you are in a bad mood, you will want to eat sweets. If you eat sweets, you will get acne. If you get acne, you will become ugly. If you become ugly, you will be in a bad mood. If you are in a bad mood, you will continue to eat sweets.

18. I have not had acne for ten thousand years, but suddenly I got one. Well, youth is invincible for a hundred years.

19. It doesn’t matter if you get acne, it doesn’t matter if you become black, or if you get fat, no one likes it anyway, so it doesn’t matter.

20. Don’t talk nonsense. Ever since I told my coach that I stopped getting acne, it started growing like crazy. How to humor others about your acne mood Part 2

21. Why the hell didn’t I get acne when I was in middle school or high school? When I was almost twenty years old, I got one next to my nose. Acne troubles. It really hurts to breathe.

22. While God gave us youth, he also gave us acne!

23. Recently, I feel irritable, eat irregularly, and always have acne on my face.

24. Wearing a mask to work every day, I get acne on my face, and I miss the fresh air in the mountains.

25. You will get acne when you are angry, so you should feel better if you look at it like this

26. I haven’t eaten spicy strips for a long time, and I am really afraid of getting acne. But it’s hard to resist the temptation of spicy noodles.

27. I will control my mouth and eat lightly, starting from tomorrow.

28. Busy feet keep moving. If I’m too busy, I’ll lose sleep, and acne will appear on my face when I lose sleep. Fortunately, my grandma is here to take care of the two babies and stew bird's nests and make soup every day. I seem to be much whiter and my complexion is starting to look rosy.

29. I really want the epidemic to end soon, but I can’t stand wearing a mask every day and have started to get acne.

30. I have a bad mouth, and I want to drink every time I am in a bad mood. After drinking, I will get acne, and I will be in a bad mood when I get acne. I am trapped in an endless cycle.

31. Office workers feel very uncomfortable after wearing a mask for a day, and some colleagues said that acne breaks out where they wear the mask. I really want to pay tribute to the medical staff who are on the front line of the fight against the epidemic.

32. A face without acne is an incomplete face.

33. My chin has been suffering from acne recently. I ate two packs of spicy strips yesterday and immediately developed acne. I resisted squeezing it, but ended up squeezing it out when I ate it!

34. One day I won’t have acne and lose weight, one day I will become whiter and more beautiful, one day I will realize my dream and live the life I want. I was more confident at that time, so I could bump into you on the streets where people come and go.

35. My face is covered with acne, I am short, fat, and ugly. What do you like about me?

36. Every night when I can’t sleep, I get acne and my pores become enlarged.

37. Bags under the eyes, irregular menstruation, hair loss, poor skin, gaining weight, becoming ugly and getting older. What about boys?

38. Getting angry, bursting gums, oral ulcers, and acne on the face.

39. Acne is really very annoying. Dr. Acne is very easy to use. I have a friend who has acne and it works very well for her.

40. I had a lot of sad dreams, I wanted to lie down for a day without eating or drinking, I had acne and lost my hair, all of which made me feel bad and full of loneliness. A collection of 40 humorous sayings about sharing delicious food and praising one’s cooking skills

A collection of humorous sayings about sharing delicious food and praising one’s cooking skills

1. The happiest thing every day , I just want to come home after a tiring day and eat delicious food cooked by my wife. I look forward to this bite every day!

2. Grandma’s cooking makes us healthy and cultural in our food. If grandma opens a restaurant, the restaurant will definitely be crowded every day.

3. I dare to put this sentence here. If you come to my house for dinner, my wife will not let you eat the same dishes for ten days and a half. She is so awesome!

4. Give my wife a chef’s white robe and a tall hat. Say you are a chef with more than ten years of experience, and no one will doubt her.

5. Clean the pan, use less water, and the firewood will not smoke. Don't rush him until he matures. When the heat is sufficient, he will be beautiful. Huangzhou's good pork is as cheap as dirt. The rich refuse to eat it, and the poor do not know how to cook it. Get up in the morning and make two bowls. You'll be so full that you don't care.

6. Eat 300 lychees a day and live a long life as a Lingnan native.

7. Waving the kitchen knife and singing happily, dancing and laughing happily. The plate of eight-treasure longevity cake is filled with happiness, and I am happy with a spoon and shovel in my hand.

8. The palm of your hand directs the cooking, and the delicious food dances and sings praises. The delicacies harmonize with each other, and the dragons and phoenixes dance vividly. The master sang and shouted, and all the heroes gathered for the palace banquet. On World Chefs Day, show off your cooking skills and show off your skills to a level that is unrivaled in the world.

9. Skillfully cook the longevity cake, which is rich in nutrients and healthy. Highly skilled cooking of medicated porridge and health-enhancing soup. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple are as beautiful as flowers. The condiments of oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar will delight you with its delicious color and aroma. May my cooking skills be famous!

10. Carve the dancing dragon and phoenix with care, and cook the delicacies of mountains and seas with love. Cook the Four-Xi delicacies with care and win praise from the public with your hard work. Use sweat to pour delicious food, and use hard work to add delicious food. On World Chefs Day, may the chef’s selfless dedication and culinary skills spread far and wide!

11. Make happy pastries, and you will be happy for a lifetime; make delicious dishes, and you will always be happy; make auspicious dishes, and you will have good luck; make healthy food, and you will have endless happiness and longevity. On World Chefs Day, may you show off your cooking skills and shine!

12. It’s my wife who disrupts my weight loss plan time and time again. I can’t help it, this woman is really good at cooking!

13. When will the bright moon come, I ask the blue sky for wine; I can’t finish the cup, and the half-full taste is especially long; occasionally I get the taste of wine, and I always hold the empty cup.

14. People who feast all day long will not be able to enjoy every meal. (British dictionary editor) Fowler

15. Look, the green cucumber is covered with very thin pimples. When you bite it, it is crunchy, sweet, and delicious. have eaten.

16. Everyone has a skill. Although my mother is not highly educated, she has put in a lot of effort to provide food and clothing for our family. Every time before eating, the tempting aroma always makes me stop what I am doing and rush to the dining table to feast on my meal.

17. The knife is exquisite, cutting out a colorful life; the materials are exquisite, and the mood is graceful; the seasonings are delicious, and the sour, sweet, bitter, and spicy mix; frying and frying are delicious, and the careful design is a happy feast. On World Chefs Day, I wish you enjoy cooking and be happy!

18. There is no limit to the desires of food and drink. Every additional frugality is also the way to cherish blessings and prolong life. (ancient Chinese poet) Su Shi

19. Fresh crucian carp can be eaten with silken clams, parsley and green soup;

20. Your dreams sing in an orderly manner with the spoon in your hand, and you create exquisite dishes one after another during the tossing. Your enthusiasm blooms quietly along with the oil smoke at the bottom of the pot, floating in the air and condensed into cups of sweet nectar. On World Chefs Day, let my words run in every corner of the world. Dear and respectable chefs, you are the glory of the world. Part 2 of a humorous story about showing off delicious food and praising your cooking skills

21. Show off the scenery, show off the food, show off your work, show off your love, and show off your children. Opening Renren’s Weibo circle of friends, it seems that everyone is doing well.

22. Its main famous dishes include steamed anchovy, Yangzhou crispy rice, beggar's chicken, squirrel and mandarin fish, etc. When making some traditional famous dishes, Hangzhou people usually add Longjing green tea to make them more "beautiful and delicious" .

23. The crispy soup of seabass fat and wild rice is delicious, and the freshly made cakes with (Mai Qiao) cooked oil are fragrant. Since ancient times, great people despised wealth and honor, but fell in love with the local flavor and recalled their hometown.

24. Making delicious food is like being a human being. You must use real ingredients and select the best. Cooking with care makes for a delicious meal.

25. The green cauldron emerges from the purple camel's peak, and the water essence is coiled on the plain scales; the rhinoceros chopsticks and glutinous rice cakes have not been lowered for a long time, and the luan knife cuts through the empty space; the yellow gate's flying hawks do not move, and the royal chefs are coming. Send eight treasures.

26. There are no more plums to break in the warmth of the mountains, but only crabs to hold on to in the clear river.

27. The roasted sweet potatoes are burnt and covered with grass ash. Take a sniff and the fragrant smell will immediately enter your internal organs and make your mouth water three thousand feet.

28. Everyone in the world learns about the years, but they don’t realize that the years are in the present. I learned Wanqiu's (immortal's name) simple method, and only ate porridge to bring immortality to me.

29. How I wish you were a delicacy. I will make a vacuum box to keep you fresh in my heart forever. No one can do it. You are my exclusive memory.

30. Bake happiness and let the breath of happiness overflow. Stir-fry your wishes and let the good smell drift away. Fill the dining table of life with happy meals. Chefs from around the world will prepare a delicious life on a daily basis. Enjoy a happy life!

31. Show off your cooking skills and be unrivaled in the world.

32. Life is a perfect dish. You need to mix the sweetness of love, the saltyness of hard work, the bitterness of frustration, the sourness of grievance, and the spiciness of peak in proportion, until you are full of infinite desire and enthusiasm for life. Hopefully, you are the one who tastes it, and you are the one who comments on it. On World Chefs Day, I hope you can use your skillful hands to make the most perfect dish in life.

33. Every time my wife cooks, I might destroy them all before the dishes are even served, but luckily I restrain myself.

34. Sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty bring out all kinds of flavors in life; oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar bring out all kinds of flavors in the world; frying and frying bring out thousands of delicacies. Chef, let us enjoy a visual feast and taste the delicious food in the world. On World Chefs Day, I wish all the hard-working chefs to be happy!

35. The green color of the siomai reveals the steamed, paper-thin dough, which looks like jade.

Take a gentle bite and the skin will break. You will find the minced shrimp, leek and egg inside, which is refreshing and moist. After eating it, your mouth is still filled with the fragrance of shrimp, which really leaves a fragrance in your teeth and cheeks.

36. A wise heart prepares delicious food, two skillful hands make delicious food, birds and beasts from three mountains are cooked in pots, fish and turtles from all over the world are put into steamers, grains and livestock are all raw materials, seven meats and eight vegetables are served in a banquet, long-lasting essence A great chef with great culinary skills, he is invited by hundreds of families. On World Chefs Day, I wish the hard-working chefs a lot of joy in their hearts and blessings in their families.

37. Cut it open with a knife, and you can see the bright red flesh of the melon. There is not a single seed in it. Before you eat it, you will smell a faint fragrance. When you take a bite, The lips and tongue are covered with bright red juice at the same time. It is so sweet that it makes people love it more and more. The frozen watermelon is even sweeter and tastes better than the freshly bought one. It is cold and refreshing, which is really a summer solution. A good fruit for summer.

38. Taste the food, not the menu, and cooking a pot of good food is by no means a waste of money.

39. There are eight major Chinese cuisines, each of which has countless famous dishes, each with its own characteristics and making people salivate. Collection of narcissistic copywriting that ridicules others for being less handsome than me

Narcissistic copywriting that ridicules others for being less handsome than me (Part 1)

1. Every day I keep refreshing a new world record, that is my most handsome record in the world.

2. Five hundred years ago, you alone conquered the Heavenly Palace, and now hundreds of millions of people conquer CCTV for you.

3. This user is too handsome and is prohibited from setting a personal profile.

4. A girl in front of me said I was handsome, so I stepped forward and slapped her. Isn’t this a waste of words!

5. Dear, tell me who said flowers are stuck on cow dung. You really deserve a beating. I dare to say that you are cow dung...

6. Some people Alive, he is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died long ago!

7. The lovely me was long gone, replaced by a more lovely me.

8. When I was born, God asked me whether I wanted to have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten how I answered at that time.

9. You should be low-key in life. For example, I am so beautiful and I don’t even say it.

10. People are always disliked inadvertently, unlike me, who are always liked inadvertently.

11. If being handsome is a sin, then I have committed a heinous crime; if being cool is a mistake, then I have made the same mistake over and over again; if being smart is punished, then shouldn’t I be punished? Death by a thousand cuts?

12. It is said that when I was born, my father cried hoarsely for a month and a half. He would never believe that I was the child who inherited his chromosomes.

13. Why don’t I have an extremely handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

14. Have you ever seen a handsome brother like me? ! !

15. If there is an afterlife, I hope I will no longer be so handsome (beautiful) and be more ordinary.

16. When it comes to grades, if you are ugly, you will be ranked first, if I am beautiful, I will be free.

17. I can kill you with my keyboard, or I can make you feel ashamed with my beauty.

18. If you don’t understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness. I won't cry or laugh. I will disappear when I'm tired.

19. I can change whatever you like about me.

20. Today a girl complimented me on how thin I am, and I slapped her right away. Didn’t you see that I am so handsome?

21. I hope you can grab my collar domineeringly, even arrogantly, and tell me that those snacks were bought for me. Narcissistic copywriting that makes fun of others for not being as handsome as me (Part 2)

22. You can say that I am handsome, I don’t mind, but don’t involve my friends, it’s none of their business, they are just a bunch of people Innocent silly roe deer.

23. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I disagree. They must have never seen me.

24. Am I redundant? In fact, I am not redundant. There is only one me in the world, how can I be superfluous? That is called the only one.

25. Why don’t I have a shockingly handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

26. What’s so important about being beautiful? People always tell me this.

27. Walk along a red line, stop at a red line, and not even a leaf among thousands of flowers touches you.

28. He is so handsome that he wants to be disfigured, but he is so handsome that he never dares to go out on the street.

29. I don’t want to say that I am handsome because I don’t want to say the same thing to everyone in the world!

30. I am not in the city center, so please don’t hang around me!

31. Now I slowly fall in love with listening to music quietly and then thinking about you.

32. It’s not easy for good-looking people to cheat. The invigilator couldn’t help but look at me a few times. No wonder I was often caught back then.

33. Men are like the food in the cafeteria. Although it tastes terrible, there is no food left even if you go there late!

34. Don’t be obsessed with me, he is just a legend. Spring is me I planted a girlfriend, and in the fall I harvested a bunch of men.

35. I went on a trip with my best friend and rested under a tree when I was tired. Suddenly a few drops of bird poop landed on my face. Before I could react, my best friend helped me spread it evenly and said, "Your sunscreen is not evenly applied."

36. My story is purely fictitious. If you see it online, you are just seeing a ghost!

37. I was an average student and cut my bangs to cover my acne. In the eyes of my class teacher, I always wanted to fall in love.

38. It’s hard to go out in such a strong wind. If it blows into someone else’s arms, I’m so cute, and they will definitely not return it.

39. After meeting me, you will suddenly realize - it turns out that being handsome can be so specific!

40. Children’s words are unbridled, and what comes out of the mouth is a statement without thinking, and it outlines the self that is full of loopholes but is most affectionate.

41. When they met, they turned their heads and no one could see clearly the expression on whose face. A collection of 40 humorous phrases about your mood when stuck in a traffic jam in the circle of friends

Humorous phrases about your mood when stuck in a traffic jam in the circle of friends (Part 1)

1. Sleep! sleep! ! sleep! ! ! I can’t play anymore, we have to face the National Day highway traffic jam tomorrow.

2. Travel traffic jams.

3. Just drive away, the dog is blocked on the highway, and the weather is cold and the road is cold. It’s all about celebrating the New Year, so I can’t walk at high speed.

4. There is no way out despite the mountains and rivers, and I wake up in the same place.

5. A row of egrets climbed into the sky, and I was squeezed in the middle.

6. Traffic jam is a butcher's knife.

7. Who still remembers the seven-day National Day fun? Traffic jams are also fun.

8. Bing Jingmen is stuck in traffic every morning when he goes out. He has always said that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? Being stuck in traffic every morning when I go out is annoying...

9. Afraid of the National Day traffic jam, I took the first bus from school to the station. I came too early and had to wait for nearly three hours... I wish I could get more sleep.

10. There are 10,000 intersections and 8,000 ways every day.

11. It’s a long way home, when will the weather clear up?

12. We usually criticize it for its smog and traffic jams, but a first snowfall, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

13. There was a traffic jam on the highway last night, so I ran down to take pictures of the stars. ?

14. The bridge is blocked like an egg, and the road under the bridge is still long. It is difficult to move if you are squeezed in the middle. What do you think we should do?

15. I am really annoyed by the traffic jam. There is really a traffic jam whenever there is a traffic policeman on this road!

16. Afraid of traffic jams during National Day, I got up at 4:30 and continued to Lanzhou.

17. Are you tired? There are long queues on the road!

18. On the highway, the traffic was jammed for more than ten hours.

19. Traffic jams cause many inconveniences and make people upset and angry, but no matter what, don’t treat the highway as a garbage dump.

20. Happy National Day everyone! During the holiday, relax when you are traveling, be calm when you are stuck in traffic, and read a book at home to calm down. Humorous phrases to talk about moods in traffic jams in Moments (Part 2)

21. The most depressing thing: being ridiculed by GPS.

22. I thought it was a car show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.

23. A girl was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag and tried to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get out. Later, she put a plastic bag over her head and went to the roadside to solve the problem.

24. It’s not easy to go home, but you should cherish it while doing it. The feeling of being stuck in traffic is really frustrating.

25. It is difficult to get on and off the bridge, and the elevated bridge is heavily blocked. It's hard to get off the bridge, but it's hard to get on the bridge, walking in the middle of the car.

26. The traffic jam is annoying...the traffic jam is much worse than that in Nanjing

27. The Shenzhen-Shantou Expressway is heavily congested, and the car owner got out of the car to play tennis!

28. Don’t worry about being stuck in traffic. Smile and enjoy the scenery in a different mood. ?

29. Let’s watch the sunset together. If we stay in traffic for a while, we can watch the sunrise together.

30. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we merge into the high-speed traffic jam game, which is very lively.

31. Should Eleven Nis go out to play on the highway and join the traffic jam, or should they lie down at home or hang out in the local area? Anyway, I'm stuck on the highway now.

32. Traffic jams in the morning rush hour are always a nightmare!

33. I feel that for so long, the only people who care about me are some friends. During the National Day traffic jam, I was actually looking forward to a call from my parents to ask where I was now, whether I was hungry, whether I had motion sickness, and if I came back late, I would leave the door at home open for me! Ha, it feels quite small.

34. I get upset when I’m stuck in a traffic jam, and I want to eat when I’m annoyed.

35. You are so stuck, you are so stuck, you are so stuck, so stuck. ?

36. Going home during the Chinese New Year, there are all kinds of traffic jams, but the traffic jam is not a worry!

37. The most severe curse I have heard so far is: I curse you to be stuck in traffic every time you go out! ?

38. I really envy those friends who travel during the May Day holiday. People like us who can travel at any time cannot experience that kind of happiness at all.

39. National Day traffic jam... It's okay, it's not even three hours in a minute's drive.

40. Every time I go home, I always face traffic jams.