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Internet language tampering with classical Chinese

1. Internet buzzwords, how to say it in classical Chinese

Original text: Why don’t you go to heaven!

Translation: Why don’t you ride on the wind and soar ninety thousand miles

Original text: Say important things three times.

Translation: It is difficult to express the meaning in one word, and three orders are used to make five statements.

Original text: Mainly depends on temperament.

Translation: Please don’t be envious of the flowers that explain the language. There are poems and books in your belly.

Original text: You city people are really good at playing!

Translation: A city of three miles, a country of seven miles. The children of your family are having so much fun.

Original text: Scared the baby to death.

Translation: A child can be startled by his cries, but an elder can laugh at them.

Original text: Don’t sleep, wake up!

Translation: The days are short and the nights are long, why not travel by candlelight.

Original text: Being rich means being willful.

Translation: Throwing a thousand gold to buy a smile will bring pride to one’s bones. 2. How to say Internet buzzwords in classical Chinese

1. Being rich means being willful

Throwing a lot of gold to buy a smile, being willful will bring you pride in your bones.

2. Go to bed *** and wake up happy

Don’t waste the best time in a deep sleep and enjoy yourself in time.

3. Say important things three times

Say a word in three words and repeat it three times

4. Which company has the best excavator technology? Let’s look for the blue one in Shandong, China. Xiang

Digging in the south mountain, the dust is flying.

Where to find skills? Qi Lu’s class.

Internet language such as "I'm drunk too" only has a metaphorical meaning and has no fixed meaning, or completely deviates from the original meaning and cannot be translated into classical Chinese. If it is translated literally as "I am also drunk", it loses its metaphorical meaning. Another example is "Jiang Zi", whose original meaning is "magenta" and can be translated into classical Chinese. However, "Jiang Zi" in Internet slang refers to "like this", which cannot be translated. To solve this problem, Internet slang must be accurately translated into standardized modern Chinese before it can be translated into classical Chinese

Come here and I promise not to beat you to death

How dare I turn around? , seeing the tears on your palms, broke the peace of mind in my heart, and your desolate love and hate.

I am desperate for this face-based world

What is the use of the word love? It is better to have a beautiful country than to have a beautiful face. Return to you in a dream.

I just want to be a beautiful man quietly

In the prosperous world, I will worship the peach blossoms with wine. I will be in pairs with gold and jade, and the red beans and cinnabar between my eyebrows will be no match. .

I haven’t read much, don’t lie to me

Every day I dreamed of crossing Huangliang, you waved your sleeves to draw mountains and rivers on paper, that day I crushed the aloes of Chang’an poetry, it turned out to be nothing more It's a flower in the mirror.

I'm going to write a paper to calm down

Three thousand inks in the world of mortals are not as good as the prosperity and prosperity on the paper are all cold and thin, and each word is one percent.

I was drunk too

I poured myself a cup of Si Qingzhuang, one cup cold and two cups cream.

What you say makes sense, but I am speechless.

You love half of the country and half of the beauty, and you love half of the country when you are half awake and half drunk. Strange roads intersect, who can explain the joys and sorrows in a thousand words.

The picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it

The moon cages the house, and the agarwood enters the painting. That young man still had sand between his brows, but I retired to the Buddhist temple and never lost my youth.

Help Wang Feng make the headlines

You have ambitions to shock the world, but your fate is miserable. It is difficult to defeat these three thousand talented people. I surrender my hands and burn incense. Who allows me to live an immortal life and have an unparalleled destiny? Headline Throne.

If you don’t do it, you won’t die.

The towers and terraces of Shangyao are all fairy-like. How can you stand to reach the bliss of bliss and fall into the state of Buddha and become a demon?

***Silk

Qiong Meng still seems to be passionate, but when she wakes up, everything is empty and her life is miserable.

Feeling tired but not in love

It’s true that love is unintentional, but love cannot be abandoned.

Tall, rich and handsome

In troubled and prosperous times, who drinks tea in white clothes? With just a click of a finger, you can find luxury cars and BMWs, which are also exquisite in the world.

Awesome

Mountains and rivers are given to me, just for your smile and bright eyes, and to grow old with you.

White, rich and beautiful

Floating with red makeup, the boundless queen is like a begonia under the moon, with unparalleled elegance and a dazzling destiny.

If you love, please love deeply

Just ask for one heart, one hundred years of waiting, one hundred years of promises, one hundred years of wind and rain, watch the morning and evening, and be buried together in the loess. 3. Discuss the difference between Internet language and classical Chinese

Internet language is a language form that has emerged with the development of the Internet and is different from traditional print media. With its concise and vivid form, it has been loved by the majority of netizens as soon as it was born, and has developed rapidly.

Internet language includes pinyin or abbreviations of English letters, numbers with certain specific meanings, and vivid network animations and pictures. At first, it was mainly used by netizens to improve the efficiency of online chatting or a specific purpose. The method adopted according to the needs will form a specific language over time.

The new vocabulary that emerges on the Internet mainly depends on its own vitality. If those vibrant Internet languages ????can withstand the test of time, we can accept it as a convention.

Classical Chinese is a processed written language based on ancient Chinese. Processing may have occurred in the earliest written language based on spoken language. Classical Chinese is an article composed of a written language in ancient China. It mainly includes written language based on the spoken language of the Pre-Qin period. During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, items used to record text had not yet been invented. Bamboo slips, silk and other items were used to record text. Silk was expensive, bamboo slips were bulky and the number of words recorded was limited. In order to be able to write down "one roll" of bamboo slips If there are more things to do, delete unimportant words. Later, when "paper" was used on a large scale, the ruling class's habit of using "official documents" for their correspondence had been finalized, and the ability to use "classical Chinese" had evolved into a symbol of reading and literacy. Classical Chinese is relative to vernacular, and is characterized by writing based on characters, focusing on allusions, parallel antithesis, and neat rhythm. It includes a variety of literary styles such as policy, poetry, lyrics, music, eight-legged essay, and parallel prose. In order to facilitate reading and understanding, classical Chinese texts in modern books are generally marked with punctuation marks.

Classical Chinese, to put it bluntly, is ancient written language. Internet language is a supplement and change of modern Chinese, a small number of words used in special environments and special scenes.