The latest humorous jokes tell me about mood phrases. The latest humorous jokes tell me about mood phrases.

Who says you have no perseverance? Aren't you single for decades?

Others fall in love by looks, routines and money. And I'm much simpler, just turning a blind eye to each other.

Mobile payment facilitates everyone's life. You don't have to go to the bank, you don't have to open your wallet, and you know you have no money anytime, anywhere.

I've been single for a long time, and even when I cook jiaozi, I have to separate them with a shovel.

I don't want any position and I don't want any position. I just want to be a rich man simply.

When you feel that you have nothing and nothing cute. Look in the mirror, honey, you still have meat!

If you have time to learn Feng Shui and occupy a good tomb after your death, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before your death.

Double11double12 makes you understand that some things can't be bought at half price. Just like the person you like, his eyes are half lowered and he still despises you.

Who can help me figure out when I can have a lot of money? God replied: when your family went to your grave.

Dig a hole and jump. Laugh if you can't climb out. Life is sometimes smart and most of the time stupid.

Over the years, I have read so many famous books handed down from ancient times and read so many classics, and suddenly I find that my favorite things are gossip and entertainment gossip.

There is a topic in the school debate contest, "Is human nature a pigeon or a repeater?" The repeater unit has not prepared anything, and plans to repeat the contents of the pigeons on the spot. However, the pigeon regiment-didn't come.