A funny story about selling your best friend for money

1. Looking at your and her smiles makes my heart ache

2. His homework is getting more and more neat, and the teacher has no trouble correcting it.

3. Salary is like a woman’s aunt, it only comes once a month and is used up within a few days.

4. In the lonely night, tears kept falling down, as if they were the last light before darkness.

5. If you are poor, you will want to change, if you are poor, you will want to work hard! There is no mountain higher than a person and no road longer than a foot

6. You will not understand that in my world, the belief in love has long been extinguished by the wind.

7. It’s Chinese New Year! Health comes to please, harmony comes to embrace, joy comes to entangle, and happiness comes to harass; good fortune comes to warm you, and good luck comes to take care of you!

8. When a great idea comes to the world as a gospel, it will become an offense to the public who are fettered by stereotypes, and in the eyes of those who have read a lot but are not knowledgeable. Come on, it's a stupid thing. Goethe

9. Tea hides bitterness and emits fragrance; wind oxygenates the mood and releases coolness; night collects beauty and blooms dreams; blessing heals fatigue and makes the mood comfortable. I wish you good luck in the summer!

10. If you need me to love you for hundreds of millions of years, I will accompany you till eternity! I’m sorry, I love you!!!

11. What you want is not that I love you. I raise you - but, together, I will have you when I grow old.

A funny story about selling your best friend

12. Arranging work + not supervising and inspecting = 0.

13. There are so many things between Bao and Dai that they are so intricate that they are countless and endless to talk about.

14. Reading is like bees gathering flowers, and thinking is like bees brewing honey. Only by gathering and brewing can we get the sweet "honey of knowledge".

15. The more successful a person is, the more humble and honest he will be, and the more compassionate and caring he will be towards mankind. Because he is repaying God, mankind and all things with a grateful heart.

16. You keep saying you understand me, but do you really understand my heart-breaking feelings?

17. [If the clown cries one day, will you also? Think it's funny. ]

18. I seem to have never been important and am only needed occasionally.

19. wǒ zhǐ xiǎng gào sù ni . wǒ xǐ huān ni

20. People like habits because they are the ones who create them. ——Bernard Shaw Habit, each of us is more or less its slave. ——Gao Ting

21. ■ There is a kind of dependence called irreplaceable.

22. What we can indulge in is the joy of giving.

23. The purpose of mastering knowledge is not to shelve it in a cabinet, nor to impress others, but to apply it.

24. The Transportation Bureau warmly reminds you that the weather is cold and you should be careful about car accidents. If you really love someone, you should try your best to make him happy

25. Don’t do evil because it’s small, and don’t do good because it’s small—Liu Bei

26. If father and son don’t believe it, then The family is not in harmony. ------Wu Zetian

27. The heaven and earth are harmonious, so as to bring down nectar, and the people will be equal without any orders.

28. From today on, she is my apprentice, Changliu Shangxian Baizi Hua. I, Bai Zihua, will only have one disciple in my life.

29. The three sentences that moved me the most are: I will take you to eat delicious food, I will treat you to delicious food, and I will bring you delicious food

30. If you are a tear in my eyes, then I will never cry!

31. What is lost often meets by such a coincidence. ——Zhang Yang "My Harvard Diary"

32. Although a person cannot live a thousand years, his reputation can be passed down for generations.