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What are Tik Tok's classic lines for picking up girls? Confirmed my eyes. I met the right person.
If one day, you put on a suit and become someone else's groom, I won't talk about it. This is crazy. If one day, I put on a wedding dress, become someone else's bride and marry you, that's still my initial dream.
I confirmed my eyes and met the right person.
I really miss you. In every rainy season, what you choose to forget is the last thing I want to give up. The paper is short and sentimental, without too many ripples. My stories are all about you. It doesn't matter how I fell in love with him and decided to go home with him and give up everything I have. This is a short story. I can't finish the lawsuit. When I was young, my story was still about you.
When I first met this world, I couldn't forget to return. I looked at the horizon as if it were in front of me, and I was willing to go through fire and water again. Walking through this world now, all kinds of lingering, turning over the different faces of the years, can't wait to break into your smile.
6. I had a dream in which you had long hair and we grew old together.
7. I gave you so many years of youth, in exchange for a thank you for your fulfillment. Complete your chic and adventure, complete my blue sea and blue sky.
8. People who want to take you home are on their way to dinner with you. People who want to have dinner with you have both ups and downs. People who want to see you speak freely when they are young will never think you are verbose. People who hurt you will try their best to make you happy. Remember it's not you who gave you a bottle of wine. People who really like you can do whatever they want. People who don't like you can't like you, so people don't have to be wronged to please others when they are alive.
Don't let me see you again! Otherwise, I will like you once when I see you.
10. Don't want to be my girlfriend? You don't fucking want to marry me, do you? That's good.
1 1. I once liked a sentence in "Ashes of Time": In my best time, my favorite person was not with me. If only I could do it all over again. Later, I thought this sentence was nonsense. If the person I love most is not with me, how can it be my best time?
12. I can't protect you if I don't have a sword; If I hold the sword all the time, I can't hold you tightly.
13. You must come when I get married, otherwise it will be embarrassing without a bride.
14. You said you would be happy if I died. I'm sorry to hear that, because I can only make you happy once in my life.
15. In order to convince myself that I don't like you, I try my best to think about your shortcomings. After thinking about it, I found that these shortcomings are acceptable to me, and suddenly I feel more like you.
16. Without you, the earth would still turn, but unfortunately I am not the earth.
17. Can you lose weight? My brain capacity is limited.
18. In front of the person you like, how can you have your own preferences? If you are as beautiful as a western painting, I will fall in love with pigeons in front of the church square; If you are as beautiful as embroidery, I would like to fall in love with the whole paper umbrella in Jiangnan. Because I like someone, I fall in love with sporadic things that have nothing to do with me. Even the nasty Mao Mao rain will gently let me take down my umbrella and slow down, because you like rainy days.
19. If you are uglier, I will take you to a coffee shop and sit down for a cup of coffee. I will take you to visit famous mountains and rivers, take you to eat the most delicious western food, walk in the street at night and look up at the stars and talk about life. But you are so beautiful, I just want to sleep with you.
20. I still remember that you promised not to let me find you, but you followed the migratory birds back to the south so far. Love broke the line like a kite and couldn't keep your promise.
2 1. I crossed the mountains and rivers, and I also crossed the sea of people. Everything I once had vanished in an instant. /calculate/
22. I was puzzled for a year, as if it had not changed. The world is empty after you leave.
23. Aries is so enthusiastic, so kind and abstract, so perfect, but I don't know where to go, and my heart is so empty that I am about to go out of shape.
24. Once a young boy, he is still a peach blossom eye, and his heart has not changed. I like watching you smile, but I can't see your face. I remember your gentle face.
25. Slowly like you, slowly approach, slowly talk about yourself, slowly walk with you, slowly want to cooperate with you, and slowly hand me over to you.
26. There is a place called Daocheng. I want to go there with my favorite people to see the blue sky, the white snowy mountains, the golden grasslands and an autumn fairy tale. I want to tell her that if she doesn't live in your heart, she will die in another country! I want to tell her that falling in love means being together forever.
27. I hope to have a person like you, such as the refreshing wind in the mountains and the warm light in the ancient city. From morning till night, from Shan Ye to the study, everything doesn't matter. As long as it's you in the end.
28. Xia Xia quietly left a little secret of the past, but he couldn't tell you from the bottom of his heart. The evening breeze warms my heart and I think of you again, so I want to give you all the sweetest things.
29. Break up decently, and no one should say sorry. How could I owe you anything? I dare to give it, and my heart will break.
If one day I want to wander, it is not because I am tired of my hometown, not because the winter here is too long, but because I finally know your direction.
3 1. I want to go out and see the world. There are too many dreams waiting for me to take risks.
32. I woke up from a dream of embracing love, and you waited persistently, but never left. Reluctantly, every time I wake up.
We will all lose this short life in the end, so you might as well be bold. Love a person, climb a mountain and chase a dream.
Tell me about mood signature's confirmation eyes. I met the right person.
I think I will never forget you in my life. Oh, my God, you. . QAQ is ugly in my heart.
Second, every day seems to have no surprises or accidents.
Third, homework jun, let's break up. We really don't fit.
Fourth, just because you cry doesn't mean you are really compassionate. Just because I smile doesn't mean everything is fine.
5. How to be happy, how to live and how to live freely.
6. I wrote his name and read it out easily;
I don't know why I don't like male hairdressers to do my hair when I go to the barber shop. ]
Eight, so many years of English papers and exercises are made with my strong sense of language.
Nine, it is three thousands of feet black hair forced into withered willow.
X. "As long as you are happy with him/her, it doesn't matter even if we are not together. 』
When memories turn to ashes, I will never pick them up again. Looking back, I will get my hands dirty eventually.
How does it feel to be told not to be afraid of me?
Thirteen, you haven't seen me cry. Do you think I'm happy? Zhang
I still don't know if I ever loved you. I only know that it was really hard to cry at that time, and I really wanted to be with you for a lifetime.
Fifteen, do you like me? You didn't ask? Why don't you take notes?
I really shouldn't use my mouth to express that I'm waiting for time to tell me the truth.
I just love you. I don't believe you love me.
People who can affect my mood are really important in my heart.
What do you take me for, a lover, a lover or a passerby?
Twenty, I confirmed my eyes and I met the right person.
Twenty-one, how many people will feel sad and helpless when facing the person they love?
I need you more than you need me.
You never know what people who love you have done for you in places you can't see.
Twenty-four, [only you and your dreams can't live up to it]
You don't know how many people envy your position in my heart, but you don't cherish it.
26. [Do you have a hole in your brain? Is there any water in the hole? Are there any fish in the water? Can fish still be eaten? Can you spit bones? Won't it get stuck]
27. From now on, you will only become a symbol, a memory and a pain that I can never touch.
Loneliness is a bad cold without porridge @
Trust does not mean that there is no misunderstanding, but it always gives the other party a chance to explain clearly.
30. Too hard to hurt others and hurt yourself, too soft to protect yourself. How hard is it to have both edges and warmth?
3 1. Her appearance made me understand that I have completely lost you.
Thirty-two, how do you know you are not a lover without deep feelings?
33. When you really like something and it hurts you, it is actually God who is testing whether you are persistent enough.
He hid his face under a mask. ......
Thirty-five, [I'm cornered, how can you tell me to get away with it]
Trust does not mean that there is no misunderstanding, but it always gives the other party a chance to explain clearly.
Thirty-seven, missing has become the norm, breathing * * *
Play Tik Tok's funny signature encyclopedia to make sure your eyes are not to be taunted.
1, share weal and woe, share weal and woe, and you can carry it.
2. It's not that I'm vulgar. Money is really safe.
Isn't love at first sight a clock face?
4, don't listen to the old man, happy for several days.
Being single is not boring, but being single without money is boring.
6. Am I pure or are you dirty?
7. Make sure your eyes are not to be taunted.
8. I heard that liking is contagious. Please come near me.
I hope I am better than Chen Duxiu in the examination room tomorrow.
10, you have messed up my heart. It's time to mess up my bed.
1 1, everything is false, only poverty is true.
12, don't listen to the old man, happy for several years.
13, the south is still the same, with wine and dogs.
14, vernal equinox, points can be divided.
15, I used to love, but now I only like money.
16, I only love money in front of you.
17, promise me that you like me. You're welcome.
18, your chest is so big, it should weigh 200 kg, right?
19, Peggy, I deserve you.
20. It's no use telling you how many times to complain. Give me a hug.
2 1, page flashlight, illuminate your ugliness.
22. You are much sweeter than chocolate.
23. The sea is endless. Do you want to get on my broken boat?
24. Live well and have a new blow every day.
25. You have disturbed my heart. When will you mess up my bed?
26. I gave you my face. Where should I put my face?
27, psychosexuality can be rich, and life must be simple.
28. Even if we broke up, I was your most successful predecessor.
29. It is cruel for ugly people to look at it carefully.
30, be good, cultivate immortality with me, heartless.
3 1, once dreamed of going to the end of the world with a sword, but later I didn't go because of too much homework.
You can cheat me, but you can't cheat my money.
Thanks to those who knocked me down. Lying down is really comfortable.
Since I met you, the deer in my heart has been shaken.
35. You are really good at paddling on both sides of your feet.
36. Don't make me puppy love, and don't force marriage at the age of 30.
In order to save water, can we take a shower together in the future?
38. I don't want to fall in love anymore, I just want to have fun.
39. Be a layman, love money and lust, and keep integrity.
40. Say it if you like it. Don't be afraid of my embarrassment.
4 1, I am possessive when I see you.
42. I worry every day that I am cuter today than yesterday.
43. Everyone says that Qian is a bastard, but he is really good-looking.
44. It's ok to cheat my feelings, but not my money.
45. The girl is tired. Do you want to be a widow?
46. The lazy donkey has a lot of urine.
What are the sentences in Tik Tok's pick-up routine?
What are the sentences in Tik Tok's pick-up routine?
You are a little strange today.
What's so strange about it?
A: That's nice.
2.
A: I have super powers.
Hmm?
I like you very much.
3.
If you don't understand anything, kiss me.
4.
My dream last night came true.
Can the dream come true?
A: chat with people you like.
5.
I have put up with you for a long time.
Well, what do you want?
A: put up with you all your life.
6.
A: My chest is so stuffy recently.
B: What's wrong?
Are you sick?
A: Because you are stuck in my heart.
7.
I think we should go swimming.
B: Why? I won't go in the cold.
Idiot, otherwise how could we fall in love?
8.
Do you smell burning?
No. What is the smell of burning?
My love for you is burning.
Why don't you go to heaven?
Because there is you on the earth, fool.
9.
I support you.
B: Why?
A: Because raising pigs makes you rich.
10.
A: There have been rumors recently that I like you.
B: Ah! ! ! !
A: I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.
1 1.
A: I just want to be a person after meeting you.
B: Who?
Your people
12.
What wood is the door made of?
timber door
What is the door made of iron?
gate valve
What about the door made by happiness?
Xingfumen
No, it's us
1 1.
You look like a relative of mine.
B: Huh? who
A: My mother's son-in-law.
12.
What can you wash?
B: Clothes? I can wash any clothes.
Then will you like me?
13.
I looked in the mirror this morning, just to see you.
I want to give you all the wonderful things I have seen recently.
14.
Here, I have a small cut on my hand.
What should I do, put a band-aid on you?
A: No, you should also make a small incision in your hand.
B: Why?
A: Because then we will be lovers.
14.
I will do a magic trick for you.
B: What?
A: This is a low-value mobile phone (black screen). It's Gao Yan value ~ (open my sister's photo)
15.
A: Seeing you, my IQ dropped by 50.
Well, how many people are there?
A: 250 pounds. Or ... 570.
16.
A: Open your * * * location on WeChat ~
B: What? It's too far.
Yes, but my arrow always points at you.
17.
It is windy and rainy in spring.
B: There must be a strong wind on the day I liked you, so it blew you into my heart. 18.
A: Can I say good night to your face ~
B: Yes.
A: That. Then say it yourself first.
19.
A: Are you crazy?
B: Huh?
A: It is ridiculously beautiful.
20.
Do you know why I can't finish reading your 26 English letters every time I see you?
B: Why?
Because you know, I love you.
2 1.
Can I play hide-and-seek with you?
B: OK.
A: No. I believe you will find me.
B: Huh?
A: Because I like someone, I can't hide.
22.
A: Do you know what I like to drink ~
B: What?
A: Take care of you.
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