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A collection of very flirtatious love stories: A toad does not have to eat swan meat, but it has the right to be nice to swans

1. I didn’t show up when you were most beautiful. When I saw you, you already looked like summer

2. If you are willing, I will love you forever

If you don’t want to, I will miss you forever

3. A toad does not have to eat swan meat, but it has the right to be nice to the swan

4. If one day, you If you want to leave, then promise me to run slower so that I can catch up with you

5. Love is a hundred years of loneliness, until you meet the person who is determined to protect you, then In a moment, all the bitter loneliness has its way back

Sending out all the words

What I expressed in the end is still I love you

7. If one day, you are tired, you are tired, as long as you look back, my smile will be in front of you

8. That long night, the sky is full of stars, seeing the beautiful face, soul-destroying Po Zhe, I want to know you, I want to love you, I want to protect you, in exchange for a few laughs and tears, bid farewell to the rootless life. I am not a shadow, I am a returning person. I love you after all.

9. I have always believed that you are a person worth waiting for for so long. I have compiled our encounter countless times in those slightly lonely days, in rainy summers and snowy winters

10. You cry loudly, and I want to wipe away your tears. Tears

But you refused. I understand when I see the tears falling

You will laugh and cry, and laugh at the classic love letter from the toad to the swan

Dear Little Goose:

Hello.

Quack, quack, I am wandering in the deep and deep well, longing to meet the lilac-like girl wearing white clothes. This is the past me. Me when I was a frog in a well. At that time, I knew that I was not worthy of you, so I had to sing a sad single love song to the wellhead every day: The person I love has flown away, and the person who loves me has not yet come...

After ending my life in the well, I ushered in a turning point in my life. It was a movie called "Titanic". The scene in the movie where JACK looked at ROSE longingly is so similar to the state when I look at you and drool! JACK was actually ridiculed by his companions as] a toad wants to eat swan meat! Ha ha! However, brother JACK still won the heart of sister ROSE regardless of the cost. This incident seriously inspired my revolutionary heroism. I am determined to be the JACK of the frog world!

Life becomes meaningful because of this. In the following days, I liberated my mind and updated my ideas. The first thing I did was to learn advanced human experience and technology. God is wise, and I became the first person in the animal kingdom to implement the household responsibility system. We have developed an educational frog program and a sustainable pest catching program. He was awarded the highest award in the kingdom by the king: the Frog Prince Award. I worked hard to be a frog with all-round development of moral, intellectual, physical, artistic, and physical skills. I learned to surf the Internet, learn to play football, and even learned to write poems: I left just as I came. I kicked my legs and didn't take away a piece of mud. . . I led the Kingdom Frog Football Team to compete against the Korean Frog Football Team that came to challenge. We beat the opponent wildly at home in Baiyangdian. I even won the title of the best sports meeting of the year with a leaping goal. Also honored was the cricket that jumped across the strait.

Dear little goose, I know you are elegant and generous, and you should have a broad world. You have become the image representative of the White Swan Hotel in Guangzhou. I'm so proud of you. I also became the brand spokesperson for mosquito coils. Behind a successful white swan there must be an excellent frog. Dear female strong goose, I don’t have male frogism, and I am willing to be your solid backing. I'm defending the farmland in my hometown, and you're working hard @!#$ on the front! The harvest fruit contains half of me and half of you. Dollars and pounds are half yours and half mine! We don't have to evade taxes.

The kingdom allows some animals to get rich first, so let us take bigger steps.

With money, we can buy an air conditioner and I don’t have to hibernate. With money, I can buy high-cost frog insurance to avoid being eaten by humans.

Dear little goose, I know I am not in good shape. I also know that there are many animals that fall under your velvet skirt. I am not as strong as a tiger, nor as handsome as a peacock, but I have a simple heart. I am ugly, but I am gentle. Little Goose, come back quickly, I can't bear it alone! !

Now that I have learned to surf the Internet, the days when you were flying and flying in the sky and I was chasing and chasing you on the ground will be gone forever. To the ends of the earth, let us fall in love together.

Finally, let us wish together: I hope that money will last forever, and thousands of miles of happiness will be online.

I will always love you, Toad. Without the toad, the swan will be lonely

1. Please believe that a man's love is only once, just like there is no second identical ant in this world.

2. If, every time you tell a lie, there will be a blank space in your heart. I think that mine has lost its color a long time ago.

3. I wish there was someone who could disturb me anytime and anywhere

4. Many things that we thought we would never forget in our lives are forgotten by us in the days when we never forget them.

5. Love is nothing more than two outcomes: either we go home alone, or we become my mother.

6. I never hesitated when it was my turn...

7. The strong do not have tears, but they can run forward with tears in their eyes.

8. Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills.

9. Some people are like this. If they are maggots, they feel that the whole world is a big cesspool.

10. True love is like UFOs. We have only heard of them, but no one has seen them.

11. A very serious academic question suddenly occurred to me: who determined 60 points as passing.

12. If you have desire for someone, that is called liking. If you hold back your desire for someone, that is called love...

13. Everyone who says they don’t want to fall in love People have an impossible person in their hearts.

14. It’s mine, so don’t move it. If it’s not mine, just leave it there.

15. Do you know why Xiaosan is crying? Because Xiaosi is back. Do you know why Xiaosi is crying? It’s because the boss is back...

16. Look While tears are still rolling in your eyes, open your eyes wide and see clearly the hypocrisy of this world

17. Goodbye youth, goodbye love.

18. Cherishing always comes after regret, but regret never comes before knowing cherishing.

19. You can use water to clean stains on clothes, but what should you use to erase stains in relationships.

20. If you don’t understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness.

21. I have been crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, and in love, but in the end I am still alone.

22. The reason why I smoke is very simple: my grandfather smokes and my father smokes too, so I can’t stop smoking when it’s my turn.

23. When you lose the belt of your pants, you will understand what dependence is.

24. It’s noon on the day of hoeing, and you don’t rely on ordinary people for anything. If you have nothing to do in your spare time, it is better to play Landlord.

25. I am not a straw boat, so don’t blame me for your insults.

26. The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison

27. Heaven, earth. Let the storm come more violently, and let those who are dating be soaked in water.

28. Without the toad, the swan would be lonely. Friends do not have to be in the same household, but they must be in the same boat.

In the vast sea of ??people, there are many people passing you by. , and there are countless people who know you. There are only a handful of relatives who are related by blood. In addition to relatives, there is another kind of person.

Although this kind of person is not related by blood, he is like a relative, caring about you, loving you, and helping you. This kind of person is a friend.

A friend is someone you want to see when you are happy and someone you want to find when you are troubled. Friends can walk together in the rain with umbrellas, they can roll around on the beach together, they can indulge in some musical reverie together, they can wander in the sea of ??books and swim together, they can accompany you when you are sad. Tears, joy and silly smiles with you

A friend is not the one who came first or the one who has known the longest, but the one who never leaves after coming. What is most worth cherishing is not what you can’t get or what you have lost, but what you have at this moment. I have gone through so much, and the only ones who remain undefeated are my friends. How to interpret this special thing, I think, is eternity.

Life spans just a few decades, passing by in the blink of an eye. What is caught, what cannot be caught, what slips away, what remains, some of them are all moved and satisfied, although they have never been I am satisfied with these, but after experiencing too much, I am happy that what I keep around me is the best.

Friends are those who cannot be beaten away, and true love is those who cannot be separated from each other. Compare yourself to others, think about them from the perspective of your friends, and put yourself in their shoes to help them. After all, we only meet once in this world by fate, and we will never meet again in the next life.

Don’t be a selfish person, otherwise life will be very tiring. Don’t care too much. In fact, if you care, you will have lost a lot by then, and the most important thing is a sincerity. The sincerity with which others interact with you.

Good friends are like stars. You may not see them every day, but you know they will always be there. Treat everyone who is kind to me sincerely, and repay kindness with a drop of water and a spring of kindness; repay kindness with a spring of kindness with my heart.

Friends may not be in constant contact, but they will never be forgotten. Every time they occasionally think of each other, they still feel so warm, so kind, and so tender; friends put their care in their hearts and hide their attention in their eyes; Friends accompany each other through life one after another.

Friends do not necessarily have to be in the same household, but they must be in the same boat. You don’t have to be inseparable, but you must cherish each other heart to heart. It doesn’t have to be the icing on the cake, but it must be helpful when needed. You don’t have to meet every day, but you must keep it in your heart.