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Can't resist beauty's dementia. Tell me about it.

If I die, will your heart break? Will you never get married? Will you still love me? Will you accompany me to hell?

Second, I still love you even if your happiness doesn't belong to me.

Third, I can tolerate your lack of love. I can bear the emptiness in my eyes.

Fourth, when I say, you are busy, you sleep, you go, you play, how much do you give up in these words? You got it?

Actually, I have been there, but you didn't look back and didn't find me behind you.

Actually, I don't hate you. I just hate who I am.

Seven, when the phone is fully charged, it will make me feel very safe.

The girl's heart is the most difficult riddle in the world.

Nine, the psychological activities of pregnant girls: my mother will kill me! Fetal psychological activity: My mother will kill me!

Ten, when you like a person, he will be particularly tasty.

I won't watch you jump into the fire bed, I'll close my eyes.

I never flatter anyone, and my mouth is not sweet enough, but if you let me down, I have the capital to make you despair.

Thirteen, the most uncomfortable missing is not that the other person doesn't know your missing, but that she knows but doesn't care.

I can't do anything earth-shattering to make you like me.

15. No setback comes with a smile, but some setbacks can be conquered with a smile.

Talk to people you care about. If the other person stops talking, it may be that he is chatting with someone more important than you.

17. We didn't know what we had until we lost it.

Eighteen, the power of love can make a scum produce miracles.

19. Inadvertently turning over the previous talk and Weibo is like reading another self.

I told you that was my daughter-in-law. I was scolded by her. I'm glad it has nothing to do with you.

Twenty-one, it's the season when some girls deliberately wear less clothes and then borrow clothes from boys.

22. Don't blame him for not knowing you. Your heart is locked so tightly that he can't get in.

Twenty-three, ten fingers clenched, has been slowly released.

Thank you for your shadow, thank you for your darkness, thank you for your ups and downs, thank you for your hardships, thank you for your slander, and thank you for always loving me alone.

Twenty-five, young master, it's very kind of you to run away when you see a beautiful woman.

Speaking of selfishness, I don't like the person I like being liked by too many people.

Twenty-seven, my heart is broken and looks like dumpling stuffing.

Twenty-eight, you have a brother, a beauty and a sister in your heart. It's too crowded. I want to quit.

Twenty-nine, although I am not a beautiful woman, I have a heart that loves you.

I like the feeling that the outside world has nothing to do with me.

3 1. Has anyone asked me if I am a woman? That's right. Am I a woman?

Thirty-two, you don't love me, you just love my temper and feel fresh.

I am not a gentle person, but I am willing to do all gentle things for you.

34. Are you willing to trade three years of dying for a lifetime of happiness?

Thirty-five years old, a dream, a goal, and a wrong path are still useless.

Sometimes, we think too much about ourselves, which makes us feel uncomfortable.

If you don't know what romance is, please come to me, because I am synonymous with romance.

If you don't understand my silence, you will never.

Thirty-nine, I should be distressed to see you abuse her. But heartache,

Forty, the left eye has never seen the right eye, and I don't know how to comfort it. I only know how to accompany it to tears.

Maybe I don't understand you, but I have a heart that loves you.

1, maybe I don't understand you, but I have a heart that loves you.

I didn't sleep because I was waiting for your good night.

3. Waiting for ... may not be easy; Hurt ... but simple.

It turns out that there is no eternity in the world, and all that remains is you and me.

Can you wait until the end of the story to say goodbye? Give me a song.

6. Who knows how long it takes a free and easy person to cry?

7. If you never consider my feelings, how do you know how uncomfortable I am?

8. One day, the teacher scolded the classmates: You are too stupid, and your IQ is negative. My IQ is one hundred times that of you! Student:

What hurts is not that I don't want to be with you, but that I can't be with you

10, we couldn't even say a word when chatting.

1 1, knowing the cold and knowing the hot is true love, and true love is true love.

12, you can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

13, I miss you so much, but I miss you so much that I lie to myself. I miss you so much. Keep it a secret. I miss you so much.

14, a woman who is immune to all poisons, this was not a soft-hearted disease before.

15, I often swear that I will study hard and I will return to my original shape in three days.

16, maybe there are too many traces of you in my heart. Later, everyone I loved was just like you.

17. Status quo: As a friend, I deeply love someone.

18, every girl has done something obscene: whenever parents go to the computer, they always narrow the window, watch the news, look at the space and talk, but just don't watch the news.

19, if it can't last forever, don't let me have it.

Actually, it's not unimportant, but I've never been in your eyes.

2 1, a woman will only bully a man who is kind to her, because she knows that even if he is wronged again, he will not leave her.

Looks like we're playing hide-and-seek When I want to get close to you, you always leave first.

23. How can I expect you to love me in this age when love stories are like myths?

Please call out my lover's name when you don't answer me.

I want to hug you and talk to you. Don't ignore me.

Eason Chan only taught me how to sing for ten years, but didn't tell me how to get there for ten years.

27. There is a girl beside you.

28. At that time, Lao Tzu's dream was to be a schoolmaster. Now, I just want to stop studying.

29. Do you believe her when she says she is fine? Are you stupid? How many things can two feet wide shoulders carry?

30. I am always so desperate in front of you.

3 1, the woman will joke with you as if nothing had happened for a few days after she gets angry, but she will no longer care about the person who hurt her.

32, bold uber, dare to escape, don't come after me.

33. There are some things I pretend not to know. I pretended not to hear something. Some people, I pretend to smile at you.

34. If I am in your heart, why don't I have 3,000 rival in love? What if you lose the whole world by my side?

35. You are a thorn in my heart. Pull out come to a bad end.

36. If I don't recall that my past life was so simple, why should I use meanness to make myself so tired?

You know I don't need your kindness.

38. Dreams are always dreams, and dreams will always wake up, wake up, isn't it necessary to return to reality?

No one asked you to go through fire and water, but you did it yourself. What are you complaining about?

40. At the beginning, we were very profligate, so we were very happy. Finally, we burst into tears because of regret.

4 1, the worst feeling is that you can't love others because you still miss the person who hurt you.

42. The head teacher's famous saying: Our class is the noisiest in the whole building.

43. Loneliness in the middle of the night makes the deepest vulnerability in the bones pour out of control.

44. When the light bulb sticks to you, you are wronged.

45. You are disgusting. You have feet on both sides. Let me do evil.

46. When a boy's name repeatedly appears in a girl's mouth, the subtext is that I love him, whether it's praising or scolding that boy.

47. I don't know what will happen to me in the future. All I know is that I am confused now.

48. Every time you are sad, you can only comfort yourself and cry secretly.

In the playful and interesting mood of May, I have a heart to get up.

1. Sometimes I feel ugly. I took out my ID card and looked at it. I'm so worried.

Wear other people's shoes and go your own way, let others find out.

Cute is not a long-term solution, but I am cute.

Everyone else has hit the south wall. I must make a lot of money repairing the south wall.

Everyone who is invulnerable to all kinds of poisons is hopeless.

It's dark and I can't see the sunshine.

7. You know, I stand on tiptoe desperately just to have the same sight as you.

8. Time tells me that the age of irrationality has passed and it's time to pretend.

9. I want to get up, but the bed and quilt don't agree.

10. You should take it for granted that you have what belongs to you.

1 1. You don't have to be curious. I have no story, and I don't want to know you.

12. People are forced to do anything except math problems.

13. If you are particularly bored, let's talk together.

14. Every day is like copying, with no surprises or accidents.

15. I know everything, but I didn't say anything

16. I don't know if money can buy happiness, but I am very happy. Can I sell it?

17. You can relax when you are bored.

18. I have no ambition in my life, just want to get rich.

19. I am busy, busy growing up, and busy becoming excellent.

20. Unique expression, monotonous color, and my world is colorless.

2 1. I blew the wind you blew. Is this a hug?

22. If you don't like me, I suggest you reflect on yourself.

23. Pay less attention to other people's anecdotes and private affairs, and pay more attention to other people's ideas and opinions.

24. I just smiled indifferently when I heard others say you.

25. There is a silence called the arrival of the old class.

26. Coke with ice, love me with your heart.

27. I don't want to be affectionate and righteous, just want to have money and you.

A deeply broken heart needs no sympathy.

I can give you what you want, I give up, and you can continue to be happy ~

Every time I encounter troubles, I am used to writing about Weibo and venting in my circle of friends. To be honest, you can only prove to others how bad you are. The encouragement and warning of others will never make up for the scar in your heart, but will make those who can't see how you are being laughed at. Tears used to be wiped by others, but I won't cry easily. What I was afraid of in the past was relieved afterwards, and the disease in my heart was the best cure.

I'm human too. I have a heart, it is broken.

The first thing that gets old is not the appearance, but the desperate heart.

The sunshine is warm, the years are quiet, you are still in the future, how dare I grow old!

Standing at the crossroads of time, every time I look back, my heart is full of acacia and tears.

The promise we lost in the past finally became a worthless word.

"Then why don't you cry?" "Because tears can't bring me back to him."

I'm afraid that one day I will dress adults in decent clothes.

When you are sad, look in the mirror and tell yourself that you are a man after all, and you must be strong anyway to get a man's name.

A woman like me always appears in her feelings in the form of a problem.

Some people meet like meteors. In an instant, generate had an enviable spark, but it was destined to pass in a hurry.

Girl, I can break the cocoon into a butterfly by my own cocoon. "

Is that why I want to disappear? ? This world is not for me.

A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but understanding.

There is no such thing as a free lunch. Anyway, there is a price to pay.

Divide life into two parts, the first part has no hesitation, and the second part has no regrets.

All my thousands of words end with the sentence that you don't like me.

If you shed tears for love, it is because you really love and love deeply. Emotional input seems so natural, a rendering without any external material, calm and fragrant. Those who shed tears for love care about feelings and really pay for them.

I lied and even cried silently without your memory.

Don't let me know that you are not doing well, and don't let me down to help you live a good life.

I would rather leave proudly than be humble. I would rather let go with a smile than cry.

You drink wine with the breeze, and you can solve my troubles. I will make tea with winter snow to add a dream for you.

The people who want to protect, the things they want to do and the lifestyle they like are the driving force for progress and the meaning of hard work.

After hearing your story with her, let's end it. Go to sleep first, and waking up may be a sad dream.

Later, you chose the right one, and I lost to like it.

At the age when I don't know love, I know the harm it brings.

Those vows of eternal love, you just talk casually, but I didn't listen casually.

Obviously, you broke in, and finally I couldn't bear to let you go.

"Then why don't you cry?" "Because tears can't bring me back to him."

You smile like a breeze and look comfortable, but your smile belongs to many people.

No one is waiting for someone, a person is waiting for someone, and no one is waiting for someone.

It's all my fault. I shouldn't be silent. I should be brave and weak.

Everyone will be tired, tired, sad, and the sky will fall. But for me, as long as you come back, everything will be fine.

I always try to explain the story between us.

In this life, with whom, how and how long, as long as there are more smiles than tears, you will definitely find the right person.

Life is a grand banquet. If you are drunk, you won't complain about leaving.

Having sexual desire for her doesn't necessarily mean liking her, but liking her will definitely have sexual desire for her.

Only if you are willing to believe can you get what you want to believe. The right person will meet eventually, and the beautiful person will meet eventually, as long as you make yourself beautiful enough. Try to be independent and strong, so that I can tell the person I love that I love him.

He doesn't love me. I can see from his selfishness.

The sunshine is warm, the years are quiet, you are still in the future, how dare I grow old!

I'm afraid to watch you get old, but there's nothing I can do. -to mother.

I have no future. I just want to make you happy.

If you love someone too much, your heart will get drunk; Hating someone for too long will break your heart.

I am no worse than her, and she is no better than me, but I lost, because you didn't want me to win, so I lost as you wished.