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Yoga marketing copy?

When promoting the yoga studio, don't let members guess its benefits. Like the 3+2 package mentioned at the beginning, the so-called 3 refers to shoulder and neck repair, aerial yoga and wheel yoga; 2 is 2 Pilates equipment course. But for a member, in private, he will definitely say, "What you say is very good, but it is useless to me!" "