WeChat paragraph (WeChat 18 explosion paragraph)

1. "Why do the basic names of immortals in the sky have a fairy word, but the dragon king in the sea doesn't?" "Maybe he doesn't think the name Hai Xian is too domineering ..."

Secondly, one day my husband came home from work and said to me, "Let's show you our future home." I am very excited. After that, he took me to the cemetery.

Third, I went on a blind date recently. When I looked at the menu, I found 36 pieces of fish-flavored shredded pork. Thinking of the first blind date, the fish-flavored shredded pork was only 8 yuan, and I couldn't help sighing deeply.

Fourth, stopping passers-by from handing out leaflets on the street is basically equivalent to pop-up advertisements in real life.

If life deceives you, don't be sad and impatient, you will get used to being cheated several times.

Six, one day I went out to take a bus, and there was no seat. The driver suddenly braked in the middle, and I didn't stand firm. My paws were caught on the shiny bald head of the big brother in front.

Seven, don't compare Ma and Pan Jinlian, at least people didn't steal Wu Dalang's baked wheat cake.

Eight, the pole is long and the bench is wide. The pole wanted to tie the bench, and the bench said, "No ~ ~!"

9. Finally, I agreed to buy scalper tickets to see Aidou. As a result, this scalper tricked me into it. He hugged the security guard and said, "You ran in ..."

Ten, "our manager said: selling insurance should have a shameless spirit!" "This is why you sell insurance in the ladies' room! ? "

Eleven, injured to go home, my dad asked: "Who called? I'll hit him! " Me: "Self-mutilation." So my dad beat me up again.

Twelve, my mother asked me: "What are you doing with the quilt?" "cold." "Then what are you doing with the air conditioner on?" "hot." "Do you have itchy skin?"

Thirteen, many people don't seem to understand: thin people will look thinner, and fat people should be fat or fat.

14. I went to eat noodles today. A middle-aged woman at the next table came up to me with jiaozi in her mouth and said, "Do you want a virgin?" I was shocked: "Aunt, are you still a virgin?" Without saying anything, she slapped me and took the vinegar from my desk. I am so wronged and hurt. . .

15. Who says you have no perseverance? Aren't you single for decades?

16. Have you ever heard of "everyone has a three-light area"? Even if someone calls you at night, you can't turn back. If you go back once, you will put out a lamp. If Three Lamps District goes out, you will. . . Someone called me three times just now, but I ignored it and dared not turn back. . . Suddenly, I was hit on the head by something. "Are you deaf?" My mother shouted.

17. Do you feel that you are always playing with your mobile phone and neglecting your family? Don't flatter yourself, your family is also playing mobile phones.

18. Look in the mirror when you look good. After all, this illusion does not exist every day.