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Talk about how to satirize unreasonable people.
I am not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.
3. Take my advice. It doesn't matter if your brain is empty. Just don't get into the water.
4. Your own blx has just broken all over the floor and pricked the feet of passers-by.
Time is a butcher's knife, but you are too ugly to start.
6, you are not smart, but also learn from others!
7. Getting rid of your stupidity is the result of scientific research. After success, I can transfer to Chinese Academy of Sciences immediately!
I don't know why you always don't think with that thing around your neck. What can you do besides setting off how beautiful the world is?
9, fan you to the wall, you can't buckle it.
10, the villain has no knots, and he abandons his roots and pursues it to the end. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.
1 1, look at your mouth is not very big, how can so many plates be cut off.
12, you haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a person.
13, your appearance has broken through the limits of human imagination.
14, disgusting mother cried in disgust, why? Because it's disgusting
15, why cover your face with your ass!
16, you get a haircut and change your hairstyle. This is the best way to look at your face.
17, I had a crush on you, and I completely lost my mind. Now it finally shakes dry.
18, your face is longer than your pelvis.
19, I won't know you until I have done something good in my life. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.
20, the brain is fine, there are many things to decorate, and there is no water at all.
2 1, give you sunshine, you are brilliant, give you floods, give you shit and you have food.
Don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.
23, someone wants to fly a plane into Gemini, and you just have the same strength as skydiving.
24. All the stupid words in the world exist to show your IQ.
25. If eating fish can nourish your brain, you should eat at least one whale.
I would rather live alone than let some hypocritical people stick around me and watch me suffer.
27. Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig.
If you think you have enough strength to play with me, I don't mind playing with you to the end
29. It's no use being handsome. You can swipe your card with that face after spending.
Although you are not a coward, you are his ancestor.
3 1, people are cheap all their lives, pigs are cheap, living wastes air, dying wastes land, and wasting RMB at home.
Don't be hypocritical with me, I'm too lazy to perfunctory.
Don't swear everywhere with such a disgusting face on your back every day.
With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained. So, you keep slim.
35. You have countless spare tires, and your feelings remain unchanged, not because you are charming, but because you are cheap and versatile.
I'm not your grandfather, so don't pretend to be a grandson here.
37. Ugliness is not your intention, but God's temper.
Sorry, I don't understand animal language.
39. Don't you rely on the support of the Animal Protection Association?
40. Missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water, and then dripping into tears.
4 1, look behind, turn your head and scare away millions of lions.
42. When I hold you, you are a cup. When I let you go, you are just a piece of glass.
43. I don't understand that if the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't.
44. Your face is like a spinning glass plate in a hotel. You know, the radius of your face is more than1m.
45. When a mosquito bites your face, it will want to commit suicide.
46. I heard that you are rich, and you still recognize Jiro as your master.
47. Don't treat my goodness as the capital that you push your luck. Put away your hypocritical face and give it to those in need!
48. Some people always think that they are between Bull A and Bull C, but in fact they don't know that they are between Stupid A and Stupid C. ..
49. Know me through other people's mouths. Is your head used to increase height?
50, don't think that you look rare, we should be rare.
5 1, I don't hate you anymore, because I don't want to remember you anymore.
52. I'm not arrogant, I'm not fooling around, I'm just tired of those dependencies that may be lost at any time.
53. You look very creative and live with courage.
I suggest you stay at home. Pets are not allowed to run around in the street.
55. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.
56. You are like a pug. Whoever has food will go with you.
Although you are wearing perfume, I can still vaguely smell the scum.
58. You are really creative and have the courage to live!
Don't say you have nothing, aren't you still sick?
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