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The skinniest sentence in history: the skinniest sentence with strength.

The skinniest sentence in history:

1. My pocket money is 5 million a day, and my economic situation is better than 6 million, so I dare not find a girlfriend for fear that she will affect my dreams.

2. Tell me about me. I'm 17 years old, with a deposit of 1.88 million yuan. I wear gold and silver, have a car and a house, and have no worries about food and clothing. I typed all this word by word, not by my family or my imagination.

3. I want to find a friend with a very good relationship who can play games with me. I can give you money or buy you a gift, and give you voice and sing. If anyone is willing, forget it.

4. If my date can't see me for a second, she will stick to me and hug me when she sleeps. If it's enough, I'll make it up again.

5, people still need to go out for a walk more, otherwise you have no idea how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home! ?

6. I finally understand in tears that some people can't lose weight once they are fat. ?

7. Although I am indifferent to you at ordinary times, there are actually many bad words behind your back.

8. I finally got used to my looks, got a haircut, and changed to an ugly method.

9. The circle of friends is for reference only, mainly in kind.

1. Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money! ?

11. Life is like a game of Go, which requires careful consideration and decisive decision. However, I can't play Go.

12. I am so lazy that I won't be attentive to you unless I like you.

13. If I were a butterfly, I would have a beautiful name: Vorzini Butterfly

14. Piggy Peggy is most afraid of time. Time is a pig-killing knife.

15. The essence of human beings is repeater, so please repeat after me: I love you

16. I really want to call you husband, but I can't beat your wife.

17. Sometimes I drink a little wine, and by the cold moonlight, I always toss and turn, wondering why I want to go down to earth.

18. Where are you going? You are green, I am green, you are two people's love, and four people's carnival.

19. Before you come near me, you should think clearly that I have nothing but good looks.

2. If you like rich, I can earn it. If you like thin, I can lose weight. But what do you say you like ugly? What do you want me to do? Do you know the feeling of helplessness?

21. I will send 1 villas by the sea, one Rambo and one Rolls Royce. After that, I will send you the honor list every season, and I will give you the whole of Henan Province after drinking more.

22. I just went to the foot of the overpass to tell my fortune. The fortune-teller looked at my palm and then at my face. Suddenly, I fell to my knees and said, Is your highness you?

23. Any friends who know about sports cars, please recommend a sports car of 4 million to 8 million, which requires good performance, fast start, high horsepower, high comfort, fashionable appearance and good-looking. I used it as a wallpaper for my mobile phone.