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Double twelve, talk about it.

1, I'm going to drink southeast wind after the double twelfth. Don't ask me why I don't drink northwest breeze, because there are too many people drinking it.

I have a priceless car. Its name is shopping cart.

I have spent all my money in advance to prevent double twelve.

4. I know how to store goods on special price, which proves that I am a diligent housekeeper.

5. Do people shop together? You can take the money, and I can take things home!

6. Failure is the mother of success, and I succeed in giving.

7. Life is so long, why not buy more?

8. I don't lack anything except a boyfriend who empties shopping carts.

9, double twelve, like to know you better, not to hold on to you.