Sentences that can make people happy and humorous

1, don't always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, others envy you for having a good stomach, you envy others for being rich, and others envy no one to borrow money from you.

2. What would you do if I gave you1million? Here you are.

I quarreled with my mother, and my words were a little extreme. She regretted it when she said that. Instead, she said calmly, "Okay, okay, stop arguing. Do whatever you want. After all, it was my fault first, and it was my fault to generate you like this. "

Some people will eat hard when they are unhappy. Unlike me, I eat hard when I'm unhappy.

After you get married, if the groom is not me, I will move in next door to your house and treat your children better than my own until your husband doubts life.

6. My wife asked me: If a female colleague seduces you, will you listen? I smiled and shook my head, ha ha, who do you take me for? Am I the kind of person who will tell you what you really think?

7. My idea is simple. I want to earn more money and find someone who loves me because of my money, instead of simply liking my kindness, integrity and beauty.