What are the sentences with self-deprecating humor and high emotional intelligence?

1. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

2, my circle of friend

What are the sentences with self-deprecating humor and high emotional intelligence?

1. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

2, my circle of friends, half show love, half sad, mixed with several strong WeChat merchants.

I don't even have my own life. Where can I get my love life?

4, really boring, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only have a look, but also look around.

5, the ending, not what you think is called life, what you think is called fairy tale.

6. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in dark circles and poor skin.

7. Gao Fushuai's wallet is like a flower. Every time it is opened, it makes people smile. My wallet is like an onion, which makes people cry every time I open it!