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What is a man?

Question 1: What is a man? What is a man? Actually, there's nothing wrong with being like a woman. Neutrality is popular now. Just kidding. What is a man who eats in a big bowl and drinks in a big bowl? That's just a superficial phenomenon. The real man is the connotation. A good man is not bronchitis, nor is he Li Kui jy. Be gentle, be gentle and be brave. Can put it down. Girls hate talkative, annoying men without eyebrows. Deep but not wooden, humorous but not bitchy, romantic but not affectionate, clear and merciless everywhere. Romantic when it's time to be romantic. In fact, your personality is not important, what matters is your heart. If you really want to be a man, you will become a man as long as you think about it all the time and have a firm will. Come on! ! !

Question 2: What is a man? Male, Ueda Li Xia. In ancient times, people who worked hard in farmland were all men. In modern times, men are also busy making money to support their families. They have many responsibilities and obligations to fulfill.

Men are animals, they are primitive, because most of them are lecherous and are more vulnerable to temptation than women.

At work, they are ambitious and scheming. So are penguins. You should stand up straight and wear a suit and tie wherever you go!

In life, they are wolves, taking care of their children and resisting all external harm.

In love, they are sheep, carried away by tenderness, unable to tell the north from the south.

At home, they are cows, diligent, respect the old and love the young.

On the court, they are birds. One flies faster and runs farther than the other.

In front of the computer, they are owls, always paying attention to whether the pictures on the internet fly over a beautiful photo, and always being alert to whether the girlfriends around them are close.

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No matter what animal it is, it can't deviate from the most tiring and arduous burden that always falls on itself, the so-called man, the so-called difficult person!

If we really let them be animals, how easy this life should be.

Unfortunately, they are men, the hardest people to do!

Through the discussion of this topic, let us know a little about men!

Question 3: What is a real man who dares to fight, dare to fight and dare to do love and hate?

Dare to undertake and dare to contribute;

Dare to do what others dare not do, dare to be the first person to eat crabs!

A man with manhood must be a man with dignity. Nothing can make him bow his head and look like an iron man.

A manly man must be a bloody man, and a man without blood is not a real man at all. Bloody is a comprehensive expression of courage, courage, integrity and sense of justice. It is also the wildness and fighting spirit of men themselves, and the spirit of never being discouraged and never giving up.

A manly man must be smart, thoughtful, experienced, thoughtful, open-minded, have his own outlook on life and understanding of society, not extreme, not complaining or negative, and always pursue progress.

A manly man must have a sense of responsibility, social responsibility, family responsibility and brotherhood among friends.

Courageously bear the consequences of your mistakes, without making excuses for failure or mistakes. Dont Ask For Help people understand, but they will never explain. A promise is as good as a promise, and integrity brings people.

Last sentence: Those who dare to watch China stock market during the day and China football at night!

Question 4: A man has a warm home. What does it mean to call a boy a man who always protects his wife, family and children?

Question 5: What is a typical man, such as a name? Male orientation refers to the cartoons that most men watch, mostly LOLI, meat department or harem department.

There is no such thing as sexual orientation in the blood system.

Typical examples of male orientation are: things from heaven, princess lovers, memories of autumn, heaven and earth, my fox demon girlfriend and so on.

Typical examples of love women are: starrysky, pure romance, Sakura Ghost, loveless, vampire knight and so on.

What is a typical love woman? Just look at BL.

Think of it as an anime that men like to watch and watch more, or an anime that women like to watch and watch more.

You can tell at a glance whether some cartoons are men who love women or normal =-=

When a man and a rotten woman are together, that difference is particularly prominent.

One is watching porn, and the other is watching G. It is strange that women can watch porn, but no normal man can watch G.

Send you a normal direction: Conan, the little master of China =-=

Ask for adoption ~

Question 6: What is a man and what is a real man? First, pay attention to commitment. Mature men will never break their word,

Second, don't talk big. Mature men never talk casually. Third, they are knowledgeable and reserved.

Question 7: What are men's responsibilities and responsibilities? Born as a man, he will experience a series of role changes such as son, husband and father in his life. It is a man's bounden duty to do every role well. It's your duty to do that. As a son, you can't let your parents down. It's your duty to do that. If you don't do this, you are not a good son. As a husband, it is your responsibility to make your woman happy. If you don't do this, you are not a good husband. As a father, you should make your children happy, healthy and happy. It's your duty to do that. If you don't do this, you are not a good father. There are many, many roles that need you to bear the corresponding responsibilities. Being a responsible man, frankly speaking, is already a very good man.

Being a responsible man is not something that ordinary people can do. When a man's actions are far beyond the scope of responsibility, he has suffered a lot, but he never flinches. This is called responsibility. For example, if your wife is molested by hooligans, you have the responsibility to stand up and bravely resist. This is what you should do. My wife is going to be hit by a car, and the result of your rushing up is that she lives or dies. If you dare to do it, you must be responsible.

Question 8: What is a man? How to be a man? A good man needs some money.

The economic base determines the superstructure. Romance is based on material things. Romance without money is just bitter romance. Men can't have much money. It is well known that men become bad when they have money. You wait for him to change your room, car and jewelry. Maybe you are the first person he chose to change.

Good people should be kind.

A sinister man, even if he really loves you, may sacrifice you for himself in the next second. It's not that he doesn't love you enough, but from beginning to end, the person he loves most is himself. Look at Wang Yuyan, Sister Fairy. She was infatuated with her cousin, but abandoned her in order to become a Xixia person and complete the great cause of recovering Yan State. The CCTV version of "Eight Dragons" sings very well at the end of the song: "You give me protection and I give you my blessing. You are a hero, you need ambition. But you owe me happiness. What can I do to make it up to you? Is love more difficult to forgive than hate? " Men should not be too kind. That kind of man is pure at best, after all, he is a * * *. Maybe one day, he will be abducted by some scheming demon. He clearly broke your heart, but he still has to say sorry. You are stronger than her. She can't live without me, so she needs me more than you do.

A good man can't be too handsome

Handsome guys are used to women's love, and their self-esteem is infinitely inflated, all like narcissistic daffodils. It's not difficult to get a handsome guy, but if you want to keep him, prepare for a Trojan war. Wait until one day you are exhausted, only to find that your beauty has passed away. And he shined for ten years. God is really unfair.

A good man should be gentle and considerate.

Flirting experts are better off touching less. Such a man is made by reading all the good things in the world. Even a love expert can't tell the difference between true and false. A dull and clumsy person really doesn't understand. Express or imply that as long as you get the thoughtfulness you want, you will be happy.

A good man wants to go down to the kitchen 123.

Not to satisfy your stomach, nor to keep your heart, just to let him touch some human fireworks. You can't make him think that cooking is a woman's duty. You smoke and bake him into a yellow-faced woman, but he goes out to have sex on the grounds of aesthetic fatigue.

Question 9: What does it mean to solve life in a man's way? We often find this phenomenon: men like to monopolize the TV remote control and constantly change channels, while women don't mind which channel to watch. Under pressure, men drink and do stupid things, while women eat chocolate or go shopping. Women criticize men for being insensitive, inconsiderate, taciturn and rarely expressing their love, while men criticize women for not reading road signs and talking nonsense ... Men think men are the most sensible, and women think women are the most sensible.

Why do men and women think so differently? The Pisces, an Australian expert in body language and behavior, believes that the differences between men's and women's brains determine the differences in their behavioral abilities, lifestyles and orientations. There is no question of who is good or bad, just different. Because the brains of men and women work in different ways, many tragedies have happened between men and women because of misunderstanding. They made an interesting explanation in the book Adam's Brain, Eve's Brain. If we know our different ways of thinking, we will never say "sorry" to each other because of our misunderstanding.

■ Why do women love to chat and men "talk to themselves"?

Men's brains are highly regionalized, and information is stored according to regional classification. After a busy day, men's brains are classified and archived. Women's brains don't store information like this, and all the problems keep popping up in their brains. The only way for a woman to get rid of a problem from her mind is to say it. Their purpose is not to really solve the problem, but to get it out of their minds.

Men regard the telephone as a communication tool to transmit information to others, while women regard it as a link. After returning home from a two-week holiday with my best friend, I can still talk on the phone for two hours.

When a man is asked to solve a problem, he often says, "Leave it to me!" "or" I'll think about it. "He will silently consider the problem without expression, and only when he finds the answer will he speak or express happily. Men "talk" in their brains because they don't need oral expression, while women communicate by oral expression. When a person sits staring at the sky in a daze, brain scans show that he is "talking to himself" in his brain. When a woman sees it, she will think that a man is unhappy, and she will try her best to talk to him and find him something to do. Men are often angry at being interrupted.

If men get along with men, they can sit together for a long time without feeling uncomfortable in just a few words. If a man sits quietly with women, women will think that he is inaccessible, bored or unwilling to join them. If men want to get along with women, they have to talk more.

■ When will men and women be nervous?

There is a saying that anxious men drink alcohol to invade others, and anxious women eat chocolate to buy things. Under pressure, women talk nonsense without thinking, and men do stupid things without thinking. When men and women are under pressure at the same time, it may be like an emotional minefield, and everyone wants to control each other. The terrible silence of men scares women. Men don't know what to do when women start yelling. In order to make him feel better, she tried to encourage him to talk about his problems, but it was probably the worst thing. He would tell her to fuck off and leave him alone.

■ Why do men and women break up?

A man's physiological impulse is to prove his success by providing a woman with what she needs. Let a woman appreciate his efforts, and if she is satisfied, he will feel satisfied. If she feels unhappy, he will feel failed because he can't provide enough for women. Men often say "I have never made her happy", which is a sufficient reason for a man to leave a woman and turn to another woman who can satisfy himself.

Women leave men, not because they are dissatisfied with what men offer, but because they are emotionally dissatisfied. What they want is love, romance and communication. What they need is a woman to tell him that what he offers is the best. Therefore, men need to be patient. In most cases, he just needs to listen to women and not express any opinions.

■ Why do men hide their feelings?

Modern men have the gene of being brave and not showing weakness, so women will ask, "Why don't you talk about their feelings?" When he is angry and unhappy, he will push himself into a corner or think alone.

Men are suspicious, competitive, self-controlled and have a sense of crime prevention. They are lonely people who hide their feelings. For men, they become emotional and are considered out of control ... >>

Question 10: What is a man? What is a man? Actually, there's nothing wrong with being like a woman. Neutrality is popular now. Just kidding. What is a man who eats in a big bowl and drinks in a big bowl? That's just a superficial phenomenon. The real man is the connotation. A good man is not bronchitis, nor is he Li Kui jy. Be gentle, be gentle and be brave. Can put it down. Girls hate talkative, annoying men without eyebrows. Deep but not wooden, humorous but not bitchy, romantic but not affectionate, clear and merciless everywhere. Romantic when it's time to be romantic. In fact, your personality is not important, what matters is your heart. If you really want to be a man, you will become a man as long as you think about it all the time and have a firm will. Come on! ! !