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Talk about the circle of friends of New Moon.

1. Sweet and sour pork knuckle, super delicious, simple and delicious. Large chunks of meat, super fragrant, I don't know how many pig's trotters I have eaten since confinement. 2. Do you miss home and your parents when you are in confinement? Fortunately, my home is near, and I can come by phone.

3. confinement means lying in bed and looking out of the window. My little cutie is with me from day to night.

4. porridge soup every day, life without spicy feeling is extremely difficult, and confinement is really uncomfortable!

It seems that being a mother is not that easy.

6. I admire those who don't take a shower or wash their hair after confinement. I haven't washed my hair for three days, and the smell in my hair keeps me awake!

7. It is enough to have a child once in a lifetime and sit on the moon.

8. 100 kg, the doctor said, it doesn't look like a person who is confinement. But also the deficiency of both qi and blood was detected. The doctor said that the nutrition is insufficient, and eating more soup, producing milk soup and nourishing blood soup is very tired.

9. confinement is really comfortable. I lie down, eat, drink, sleep, look after the children and play games every day.

10. I can't stay for half a month Why do I have to be confined after giving birth?

1 1. When the alarm clock rang, I got up and sucked a bag of milk while watching TV. Then lie in bed and brush Weibo. Suddenly I was filled with happiness. I cherish the days of confinement. Countdown 2 1 day.

12. There is a fever called confinement in summer. Soak your feet in hot water for half an hour.

13. After feeding. Change diapers. Not yet. I pulled it. Constantly changing. Can you let the old mother sleep? This is not imprisonment.

14. On such a hot day, I want to escape from this world at the thought of pregnancy, childbirth and confinement.

15. Don't wash your hair, brush your teeth and play with your mobile phone? There are so many taboos about confinement, which one do you believe?

16. confinement is really painful! Every day when I have nothing to do, I will visit a treasure. I can't help but buy it at buy buy when I'm shopping. Otherwise, buy buy was bought by the generation gap, and now he will cry as soon as he sits down.

17. I didn't finish a pack of brown sugar when I was confinement. Now take the initiative to cook sugar water, which may be growth.

18. confinement is not fun at all, but now just let the baby grow up healthily and safely.

19. The sunshine at 7: 30 should not be too warm, the air conditioner at 19 degree should not be too cold, and the monsoon in July should not be too soft. I am the only one who is afraid to go out for confinement.

20. confinement is to thank a good husband who has been working hard.

2 1. I'm so sad. After three months of pregnancy, she began to vomit in the delivery room and had a fever due to confinement mastitis. Finally, I finally got well and got urticaria.

22. I choose to give birth at a high temperature of 40 degrees. I just respect myself as a man.

23. With this confinement, I feel one step closer to 200 Jin.

24. It's a bit like confinement. You can't eat spicy food, wash your hair and face, play with your mobile phone or watch TV.

25. confinement in such a hot day is really annoying. It's tiring to eat so many hot meals and soup every day. The key is whether there is enough milk or not.

26. It's very hot in this confinement. When I woke up, I saw the little people on the right crying, and I didn't have the strength to appease them.

27. Is it especially suitable for people like me who don't like to wash their hair at home?

28. In the coming dog days, I don't know how many lifetimes I have been blessed with confinement.