The May Day Company took three days off to tell funny jokes about the May Day holiday.

1. Yesterday, my classmates asked me if I had done my homework. I said, it's only a few days off. What homework should I do? At first glance, school is about to start.

I am embarrassed to tell others that I don't have dozens of papers in my hand these days.

In the past, a group of people had a holiday together, but now the holiday time of this group is different.

4. The job failed to load. Please have another school holiday.

5, China's holiday principle, what you owe will be paid back after all!

6. My concept of holidays is that my charger has never been idle.

7. Keep your hair long for a few years and cut it every five minutes. I forgot all the knowledge I had learned for several years as soon as I had a holiday.

8. It took a holiday to find that only people who love you will keep in touch with you.

9, the so-called holiday is to be scolded at home, go out without money and live a special day.

10, everyone is studying how to be the most handsome in the door. I have been studying when to have a holiday.

1 1. Did you have a happy holiday? ""only fast, no joy. "

12, the so-called holiday, the family is suspected, there is no money to go out, and every day is particularly idle ~ Hey, the holiday is about to start school, wandering in excitement and loss.

13, the shortest distance in the world, from vacation to school; The furthest distance in the world, from school to holiday.

14. The meaning of a holiday lies in a morning that you can't afford, a midnight that you can't sleep, and a day that you can't go out.

15, feeling as light as before the holiday. "Talking to people" and "I didn't do my homework"

16. If there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it is homework over and over again.

17, I have to do three things every day at home on holiday [being scolded for eating and sleeping]

18, lying in bed playing with my mobile phone, I slapped myself when I thought I hadn't touched my book for a long time after the holiday and was still distracted by playing with my mobile phone.

19, the so-called holiday means that the family is suspected, there is no money to go out, and every day is extra free.

20. Whenever summer vacation comes, I will be very happy. It is the best time of the year to think that there will be no class for two months.

2 1, the two favorite holidays in a year, one is winter vacation and the other is summer vacation!

22. I will insist on surfing the internet when I have a fever during the holiday. When you sneeze in class, you will think it is terminal cancer.

23. I have a holiday and want to go to school; School begins, I want to have a holiday; Is there wood? Is it easy to waste all summer? The students have a holiday in January. Did you miss me?

24. When I was studying, I felt that I didn't learn very well. After the holiday, I found that I was not very good at playing.

25. On holiday, learning God is brushing the questions, learning bully is brushing the homework, and learning scum is brushing the dynamics.

26. Just because I woke up during the holiday doesn't mean I got up. Just because I get up at school doesn't mean I wake up.

27. Are you excited about the holiday? ""well, homework will make you more excited! "

28. In the next month, you will hear affectionate greetings from seven aunts, relatives and parents: How much did you get in the exam? How many students are there in the class?

No matter how boring the holiday is, I don't want to go to school. Just like loving you is helpless, I don't want to let go.

30. Close the holiday mode and officially open the Xueba mode! "Sorry, your configuration is too low to start this function"

3 1, it's boring to have a holiday. I want to go to school. It's too painful to go to school. I want to have a holiday. Nima is too entangled.

I despise those who go out to play as soon as they have a holiday. I just want to give them four words: please take me with you.

33. Class is for class, and school is for vacation. Without the support of such a great mind, I can't imagine how I have the courage to come to school.

I hate having too much homework during holidays. That's just an excuse, because I can't see you every day. You don't even understand this.

35. I want to go to Hawaii most this holiday, it's too far; So, I went to Sanya to relax!